Comic #502: Rivalry

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Those two are not off to a great start. Maxx strikes me as more of a dog person anyway.

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184 thoughts on “Comic #502: Rivalry”

    1. Alexx

      Both ocelots and June are from the jungle. Maybe that entire biome wants him dead after the whole pigmy king thing.

      5. Elder Fungus

        I don’t want him DEAD! He can juggle!

        Oh yeah.

        And he is the chosen one.

        Totally didn’t forget that.

    2. rayshpere

      Things Cyrell dislikes/gets anoyed by: fire, water, ice, zombies, maxx, june (maybe?), EoC, ships, maxx’s and Sophia’s ideas, people confusing the dimetionality of the universe, goblins, adventures and mining
      Have i missed any?

      2. Alexx

        flower, skeletons, demon alters, giant wasps (who isn’t scared of bugs that are bigger than people?), and strange noises. Most recently, sharks. And Xane, but everyone hates him.

      3. cyril pines

        no everyone, maxx said he was enjoying adventuring with cyril, hannah is fell love for him, and I like his smart intellegence and love to learning spirit, and also ina……(sniff)

      5. NoiseGenerator

        A full list is needed here: Things Cyrell dislikes/gets anoyed by: fire, water, ice, zombies, maxx, june (maybe?), EoC, ships, maxx’s and Sophia’s ideas, people confusing the dimetionality of the universe, goblins, adventures and mining
        Have i missed any? his ability of magic, and any sort of creatures from the corruption… flower, skeletons, demon alters, giant wasps (who isn’t scared of bugs that are bigger than people?), and strange noises. Most recently, sharks. And Xane, but everyone hates him. If I missed some, tell me and ill put them in.

      1. Ocelot

        ..And Maxx gets dismembered by an ocelot, and the ocelot then is discovered to be the TRUE chosen one! The evil wolf lords begin to invade, and the ocelot destroys them all with tactical satellite strikes, desert eagles, bazookas, and AK-47!

    2. Ocelot

      HAPPY THANKSGIVING! GET OUT THE TURKEY AND GRAVY AND POTATOES!!! p.s. If the turkey isn’t already dead, I will happily kill it for you.

      2. LlamaGirl125

        I thought thanksgiving passed? If you are American, then I understand. What I don’t understand is why it’s in November and not October.

    3. Xane

      happy AMERICAN thanksgiving. in canada its oct something.
      (look, im not from earth, ok? so EXCUSSSSSE me if i get the date wrong!)

      3. Ocelot

        Rated O.W.K.E.I.T.M.O.H. (Ocelot Will Kill Everyone In Twenty Miles Of Him) for extreme ocelots holding guns and lots of people with holes in their soon to be decapitated heads.

      3. Lyrisath

        It’s a way of linking directly to a particular comment. If you right-click it and click “Copy link address” (or similar, depending on browser) you can paste the link to it elsewhere, which will load the page scrolled so that the comment is at the top – or at least as far down as you can scroll if the comment is close enough to the bottom of the page that you can’t get it to the top.

      10. Maxx

        Here I am! sorry but my WiFi is screwed up so I don’t have time for getting a picture. Also, why don’t the people who comment as a character here just use the character group on reddit?

    1. Elder Fungus

      Saecasm? Do you mean sarcasm? I know, you probably pressed e not r as they are kind of next to each other!

      Hmm…

      Saecasm is a nice word.
      Saecasm.
      Saecasistic.
      Saesectic.
      Saecing.
      Saecisim.
      😀

  10. June

    Cyril, seriously. If I’ve know you would throw up the entire time, why couldn’t you stayed? It’s getting really annoying.

    1. Alexx

      And why didn’t you know? Come to think of it, why did you and Hannah insist on Cyril coming along anyways?

      1. Tixel

        I’ve never questioned June out of fear except for now, hmmm, I have a sneaking suspicion that it is something evil and mean.

      1. Rocker561

        I like that cat, it’s smart (I think that it gave the middle finger. If not then it is probobly a threat of some sort… Which is also smart)

      3. EpicDonutGirl

        DUH. ur wrong it’s swiping at maxx can’t u see the little white line making the arm looking like its swiping down on maxx?

      4. Jamesym100

        yeah, its a thumbs down, referring to Roman gladiators in the Colosseum. although, the movies got it wrong, thumbs down meant: DON’T KILL HIM! but thumbs up meant: go ahead, kill him.

      5. Ocelot

        I like to imagine myself as a roman emperor giving Maxx the thumbs down so the gladiator (also me) will know it’s O.K. to kill him mercilessly

      2. FearPorygon

        S. D. M. G., Vortex Beater, Megashark, Musket, Tactical Shotgun, Sniper Rifle, Electrosphere Launcher, Xenopopper……

      1. Tixel

        I advise telling him something amongst the idea of ‘There is a weird altar that will give you demon powers in the ocelots room!’ He is stupid enough to believe it, I know it. How? Go read the comic where he found the demon altar.

  21. Alexx

    I’m just gonna go out and say it: This cat is REALLY lazy, even by cat standards. It’s sat in the same position and place for over a week, and its only movement so far was when he gave a thumbs-down to Maxx. We haven’t even seen it eat.
    Just think about that for a while.

    1. Ocelot

      I’m not lazy. I’m just playing dead so Maxx will hopefully try to come in my cage. If Maxx is in my cage, I can shoot him with my desert eagle or another of my various guns.

      1. Tixel

        why use a Megashark when you have a vortex beater? Or a S.D.M.G? I mean, Megashark IS cool I guess, but still….

    1. EpicDonutGirl

      You don’t have to die! Just…when the ocelot dies you can just eat it! The only thing that dies is the ocelot, but if the ocelot is still alive , someone’s still gonna be dead…maxx.

  24. June's Psychopath Dad

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    1. Ocelot

      Yes give him wolves.. I could use some target practice with my rocket launcher, AK-47, Desert Eagle, A.W.P., and Tactical Satellite strike.

      2. Ocelot

        Yeah, but I haven’t shot something since this journey started, and I might miss. wolves would make excellent refresher targets.

  31. bladra

    i see what the trouble is *strokes the ocelot on the head which it begins to purr happily* the little fella seems friendly to me

    1. Ocelot

      I am very calm, so please tell Maxx he can feed me now. (C’mon, fall for my trap, I already got my Desert Eagle ready…)

    1. Alexx

      Tanksgiving is a yearly event that happens on the last Thursday in November, where everyone steals military vehicles and has a demolition derby. Qualifying takes an extensive amount of time and there’s no guarantee that you will even live.

  37. Master Geass

    Okay, even if they aren’t traveling at 100 mph all the time they have a huge lead over the maniac. Is there anyway for him to catch up before the reach land? I can see Maxx delaying them for a few days once they get there.

      1. cyril pines

        uh……can anyone who is idle teach me how to change this pinky alien photo??? I don’t know how to control gravater please please

  50. Alexx

    If any of you non-Americans out there think you’ve been through hell, you’ve never even seen Black Friday. It’s basically a Hunger Games zombie apocalypse.

  51. Po-Tay-Toe

    Don’t worry man, we all get creamed at some point in the game. Here’s some tips to beat the crap out of that stupid plant.
    1.) Have a Godly or Legendary Death Sickle. (Goes through walls and deals a TON of damage.)
    2.) Were the Frost Armor with the Fire Gauntlet. (You need a full set to have the frost burn debuff.)
    3.) Have a Philosopher Stone on. (See if you can get the Star Cloak too, both have a chance to be dropped by a mimic)
    4.) Any thing that boosts your defense. (As you might know, Plantera has powerful attacks and your gonna need as much extra defense as possible.)
    Your welcome for the tips, if anyone needs any other tips on the game let me know, I’m an expert. 🙂

  53. 16astrid

    I apologize for being so absent! I’ll try to get my reviews done faster.

    Cyril’s unsightly…noises. Are they in the same font as the zombie noises?

    And that ocelot. Again, I’m really curious to see what you have planned for it. Haha. It cracks me up. Wasn’t it Sophie who brought it on board? If so, what did she have to do to convince it to stay put? Free food? Protection from zombies?

    No! Don’t let the generator “burn out”! After all the hard work you put into that ship…it would be a shame to see it go the same way Sophie’s wrenchinator did.

    If it did, though, I’d say that I’m sensing a pattern between Sophie’s vehicles and unmitigated destruction…

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