Comic #498

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Don’t do it, Maxx. This is not an idea that should be turned into reality.

The hellboat is now complete! It’s been quite a ride for all of us.

-Jesse

237 thoughts on “Comic #498”

      3. Xane

        im a naiad. i know about sailing. i looked at the boat and found only TWO appropriate names.

        the SUNSILVER.

        orrrrr the
        s.s. suicide.

        :\

    5. paladin of nonsense

      June will kill Maxx because naming idiotic things using people’s names ain’t a honor for them…but the reverse thing. Soon Maxx will get a shortcut to the wall of flesh…or at least hell..

    6. Elder acorn

      Hey guys, the loom character group is still on! Go to the forums and in other role play you shall find it

    5. King Kaos

      Nah he’s going to set sail comic 501 because of Jesse and his antics making a comic about the two retard guards of the dryad, look at comic 300 and 400

    6. Elder Fungus

      Saving setting sail for comic 500… What sail? Perhaps it should be saving setting deuterium thruster for comic 500!

      2. Elder Fungus

        OLD MAN?!?!? MAY I REMIND YOU THAT I AM A HEALTHY YOUNG MAN AND VERY FIT AND STRONG! *coughs and dies*

  3. 16astrid

    I’m curious to see how that ocelot will be important later on…

    The Devil Ship. That would actually be a fitting name. Haha.

    This has indeed been quite a ride! That’s not to say that actually *sailing* this Juneship won’t be even more of a ride. I can’t wait to see this ship in action!

    1. PrinceKhalel

      Actually, Gus’ suggestion which is “Der Teufelsschiff” directly translates to “The Devil Ship” 😉

      1. The Spectral Potato

        ACTUALLY, if you would do goodabble grammar and not baddabble grammar, then it would be “DAS Teufelsschiff,” not “DER Teufelsschiff.” I know this because I speak German, and I speak it well. Google translate is not as good as language-specified translators are. Just saying! 😀

      1. Elder Fungus

        Actually that’s ‘the devils ship’ because it is der teufels-schiff not der teuffel-schiff which means the devil ship. Note the ss in teuffelsschiff.

      6. MrThorbjoern

        It can be both The Devil Ship and The Devils Ship… It could be a so called Fugen-S, inserted to make the pronunciation of a word easier. And it looks like a genitiv in most cases.

        Trust me, i’m fluent in German. And studying it. 😐

        Should be Das and not Der as well. :/

      7. Keinname

        Aber bitte doch, wen Gus schon ein Deutscher sein soll der Englisch nicht gut sprechen kann, da sollte er doch zumindest korrekt Deutsch sprechen! Das Teufelsschiff!

      9. PrinceKhalel

        “But please consider to whom already supposed to be a German who can speak English well Gus not because he should at least speak German properly! The devil ship!”

      10. Xyvareth

        What foreign language level are you on? I should be something like A2 or B1 for Spanish and I’m approximately A1 for French. I’m also C in english. lol

        hi

      14. Anderson Andersen

        If google translate is incredibly inaccurate, then what would be an accurate translator/aid if you’re taking a foreign language class? (German, coincidentally)

      1. PrinceKhalel

        Who knows where’s Skeletron? Maybe he’s going to be one of Xylan’s summons when they meet him again.

      2. June's Psychopath Dad

        Skeleton got rekt by previous adventurers and the stinkin Naiads were gonna make him possess Gus

  7. Kai

    So, who else is excited for the inevitable Maple and Poa strip? Hey, maybe we’ll get to learn which one is moron and which one is stinkwad.

    1. Elder Fungus

      I agree. We also NEED the angler. Once I arrived at a beach in terraria and he was floating towards me on the water. He was floating towards me ASLEEP. XD

      6. Xyvareth

        According to Wikipedia, the name Cyril is derived from the Greek word Κύριλλος (Kyrillos) meaning Lordly, Masterful. That didn’t exactly fit him at the beginning.

    1. Spirit of Cthulhu

      What about the other months (December, March, April, etc.)? Oh wait… June is a character…

      1. Flower

        Last I/Cyril saw her, she was in the hot tub. I saw her in Cyril’s peripheral vision… As he was staring at Hannah again…

      1. Terra Girl

        Or Jesse will troll us even more and 499 will be Maple and Poa and 499 1/2 will be the actual characters.

  14. Grauhl

    dont want to be rude 🙂 but there is avery little typo “das Teufelsschiff”
    i know i know.. it is so much easier with just “the” opposed to “der, die, das”
    Greetings from Germany and pls keep up that work i LOVE the comic *heart*

    3. Elder Fungus

      OH NO! NOW THERE WILL BE LESS DISCO FLUX GENERATED! nooooo!

      Sophia building boat-> 😀 Sophia noticing something wrong-> 🙂 Sophia noticing disco ball in wrong place-> 🙁 -Noo! Now the turbo zen will not function due to disco radiation and it will mutate the ocelot! Noo!

    1. Lightstrikerz

      If June was a boat. otherwise one is a crazy tyrranical overpowered tree person and the other is a crazy tyrranicle overpowered tree boat

  26. Lightstrikerz

    Why call it june? call it the hottubstabbytankwrenchgardendeteriumgeneratowhatsitstabbygrabbyshootylaunchyhellboat from spain?

  29. Idea!!!!!!!

    can you put maxx and cyril finding the sandstorm in a bottle. and maxx opening the bottle and cyril getting blown onto xane?

  33. BunnyFromFirstComic

    You didn’t include a bunny cage filled with lasagna? no? awwww…..
    Don’t judge, a bunny can like lasagna.

  34. Maxi

    oh yes it can i always fed my bunny lasagna… thats probably why it died so early…… WHY CRUEL WORLD

    2. Someone who eats bunnies

      The bunny has nothing to do with Watership Down! But Watership Down is a great book!

  38. BunnyFromFirstComic

    ahhh, elder fungus. hello again. i’m your pet bunny from 1500 years ago or something like that. bunnies are not good with time. sorry i rain away i was overwhelmed by the scent of lasagna from the serpent cyril almost died from in the desert. yea, he used to be a master chef

    and Maxi, only Certain bunnies can be fed lasagna, after all, i’m the only one left. June killed off my family about 200 yeas ago, just like she killed maxx’s pygmy tribe.

  40. BunnyFromFirstComic

    also, only people with stupidity level OVER 9000 can be affected by our hypnotic stare, and only 2 people have been. Maxx and Someone who eats bunnies

  41. Bunny Brother

    Brother! i didn’t Die!i convinced june to let me live while you escaped. we have to do the do-do, its our only hope of re-civilisa- (Dies from a dirt bullet from june)

  42. BunnyFromFirstComic

    *picks up the bullet, it reads,* “I’m letting you live forever because you’re immortal like us dryads, but don’t you DARE, repopulate yourselfs. you almost killed off all the flying fish in the world to make lasagna
    No love whatsoever,
    Juniper

  45. BunnyFromFirstComic

    Exorcism is a greek think were demons were removed from people they possesed, because june called it a hellboat, gus called it The Devils boat in german, yea.

  46. Sauceinmyface

    How would they get to the ice cream machine that will most likely attract a kraken demon monster thing because it is infused with Deutrium.

  50. Anderson Andersen

    The boat should be renamed “existential crisis” after jonas starts to seek the meaning of his life and thus becoming intensely dissatisfied with his body, the ship. Jonas will also realise that this contraption is nowhere near the “awesome” level of his own brain. This will happen for sure, because Cyril is so dissatisfied with the ship that he thinks it requires an exorcism.

  51. Mehmehjeb

    Must meet steampunker or cyborg or pirate capitan or witch doctor or arms dealer or most of all, steampunker

    1. BunnyFromFirstComic

      You are hav eno commons senses, no hellboat using wheels, detirium generator makes thrust.

    2. Flower

      I’m pretty sure they are going to use the tank like this:
      If then need a speed boost, just shoot the tank! Also works because if there are enemies chasing, you just shot them!

    1. Flower

      “IVE BEEN STALKING THIS PAGE FOR 1 HOUR AND REFRESHING EVERY 10 MINUTES RAAAAH” Is what I would say if I didn’t have to act like the cool and collect flower I am.

    1. Flower

      I’m gonna laugh if the next comic is a girlfriend special, those are the best lol
      Sorry to dampen your spirits XD
      Nah nah nah nah XD

  69. Flower

    Guys think about it! Why would Jesse be late with uploading a comic? BECAUSE ITS GONNA BE SOOOO AWESOME!!!!
    He hasn’t forgotten us! He’s making a comic so awesome it’s gonna knock your socks off! That’s why the comic is late! YEAH!

  70. Morxis

    …. Dragons or not… THIS IS SPA- I mean there is a LoM shaped hole in my heart that can only be filled by LoM and/or crayons.

  71. Greenb

    Anyone else crying because the bucket and disco ball hanging from the mast are on opposite sides from the blueprint?

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