It’s not often we get see Maxx truly angry. Hopefully he and Phoenix Smurg can sort things out peacefully.
Sometimes I really get carried away with these comics. When I first got the idea for the last panel, I went “heh, like I’d actually do that”. Then I proceeded to do it.
Well, as the Mythbusters would say, if it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing! Right?
-Jesse
wut
P.S. Great comic! Keep it up!
Ok, when I saw the giant goblin, my first thought was that his belt buckle looks like a key mold….
I thought the exact same thing
I thought It looked a bit like a(n) euro symbol XD
(Putting an before euro makes i sound off)
Actually, “a” is the proper word since the pronunciation of the first syllable of euro sounds like “y” unless you pronounce euro as “e-yu-ro”.
Hobbit reference, or am I really that much of a nerd?
(Goblin king’s song)
MAXX SWORE! Did not see that coming…
Actually, it’s not a swear. It’s a place of great suffering in Christian Lore. It’s only a curse to some. For example, you and me.
it depends on how you say it
In this case, its a swear
As said, it depends on how you use it.
There’s way #1, where you refer to Hell as a place, which Maxx did.
Refering to Hell as a place is actually not a swear, but is generally discouraged in public.
Then, there’s way #2, where you say it like: “What the-“, which is the “swear” form of it.
There, you have been enlightened by dirt that is frozen.
What the h- Whoops, atheist speak
His belt buckle IS a key mold. He carries one around in case he ever needs to break out the vknives.
I’ll believe it. I’ve kept vampire knives just in case…for instance, TO STAB YOU!!!
Right. Absolutely right.
I love that fifth panel. XD It’s so true of American society, too.
Let’s hope this can be settled without June having to break out the dirt rod…
Maybe that’s June disguised as Maxx since I remember her saying “ARGLEBARGLEMURDER”.
Naw. Maxx is just trying to copy June in a futile hope that she will decide to like him.
By the way. Maxx is probably a parallel to what our founding fathers would be like if they saw what America was today. “Break out the muskets!” George Washington cries, “AT DAWN WE RIDE!”
DOODOODOODOOOOOO!!!!*
that was a horn
Someone has to make a video of what would happen.
By the looks of the last panel, Smurg’s grown a pair since we last saw him.
My favorite new LoM quote:
arglebargleMURDER
-Maxx
Didn’t June already do that?
Yup, it’s been quite a while. “The triumphant return of ARGLEBARGLEMURDER”
So you don’t want to not fry the bunny anymore?
Also, Maxx, you’re not June, and they did not void a prophecy. They are not Elder Funguses. But maybe…
Elder Fungus: “Hmm. You’re right. I am a little old and a little loony.”
So am I: ARGLEBLARGLEMURDER
Anyone else creeped out by the goblins having there own banners on the wall… Pretty sure those things areade from killed goblins…
*are made
Actually, since they’re dropped by goblins then the goblin probably had it in it’s inventory and it’s so rare because only some goblins get to be banner men(goblins) 😛
I like goblins
I have like 5 of each goblin banner. I don’t know if I’m insanely lucky or if they’re not nearly as rare as people make them out to be.
i get banners regularly i dont even care about them
wow!
wow!
wow!
What r u guys wow!ing for?
wow!
They just want love and attention.
Wow?
Idk. Maybe WOW?
O F A
R R
L C
D A
F
T
PS: I don’t play WoW. Just thought the reference was cool.
wow!
wow!
wow!
again!
Well that’s nice
Dat last panel doe…
is that painting in the game, its very stylish
I saw one like that when we were in the dungeon.
MAKE MEH SOME ALE
lolololol thank you for the phoenix wright interlude. it really made my day 🙂
Peon=ZoidBER , why did maxx curse and thirdly murder their faces with w bkam
Man,Maxx is growing into a June now!
umm for me you wrote this comment in the future
Same here XD
I live in Canada :/
why yo steal my last name??
it shows it being 9:19 in japan
HOLD IT
HOLD IT
YOU HOLD IT.
NO, YOU HOLD IT.
STOP Right There CRIMINAL Scum!
HOLD MY MILKSHAKE!
Objection!
ARGLEBARGLEMURDER!
It’s hot in not going to hold it , you have it
ALL OF YOU HOLD IT!!!!
no
OBJECTION!
good drawing
PLEASE LET THEM DISCOVER STEAMPUNK OR PARTY GIRL NPC IN THE NEXT ONE MAN I AM BEGGING U I LOVE THOSE NPCs
The Steampunker is a Hardmode NPC. So far it looks like he is keeping to the normal requirement for NPCs. They got at life crystal before Hanna showed up and killed the Eye of Cthulhu before June came. They then got a gun and the Arms Dealer tried to show up. They could have picked up enough coin and bombs for the other two. The only thing odd is that they didn’t have to kill a lot of goblins for them to get one. Still they did tie him up.
Still the party girl only needs you to have a few NPCs so she could show up soon.
What about…clothier NPC?
Speaking of which, WHERE’S SKELETRON?!
Maybe is wandering around, having tea with strangers he encounters. I wonder if Jesse will keep the requirements for the clothier?
That is a good question. I have never beaten the Dungeon Guardian so I don’t know if you can get the Mechanic without fighting Skeletron or not. I was thinking about the first time I played 1.1 I found both the Mechanic and Goblin Tinkerer in the dungeon, but I think that was just by chance.
I tried to but got killed when he kept slapping me
Phoenix Wright reference. Best. Thing. Ever.
OBJECTION!
It is clearly shown here that taking over a village is illegal!
Objection! They’re goblins, which clearly states they have an obvious known reason to do this. They’re NPCs!!!!
OBJECTION
It is clearly shown I ate a hot dog today
OBJECTION!
I don’t actually have a valid point… I just wanted to say it.
OBJECTION!
A potato has turned rainbow, sprouted golden wings, and flew to candy land with the other potatoes!
Miles Hundredlives!!! I’m just throwing that out there to see if anyone gets the reference. (They most likely won’t…)
Also it’s about time they got back to the village. Really! It took forever. Some of the houses must be falling down now.
Maxx was the owner of the town. The merchant had no right (phoniex write ) to sell it and or HOLD IT
Omg.
“HOLD IT!”
“What?”
“That’s perfect.”
Oh, right, they where afraid of him when they first met him. LOL.
Woop woop tenth hell circle!
I’m making an eleventh one for those freaks that do stuff like…
Uh… Potato?
Uh… Potato?
Uh oh, they’re starting it again.
uh… Potato?
Welcome to hell!
Um…tomato!
Um…. Banana?
I made an Eleventh Circle of Hell already! Go check the next comic!
Maxx is getting negative, I guess June has influenced him that way.
why is his belt a key mo… you know what… i dont even Want to know…
Maybe it would be cool if Tyrone actually walked by and shot a few of them….Just saying.
Jesse, I’m quite sure the last panel is a reference to the Ace attorney series, you know, like Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth.
OBJECTION!
It’s clearly a reference to the Internet!
OBJECTION!
I OBJECT TO YOUR OBJECTION!
I OBJECT TO YOUR OBJECTION TO THE OBJECTION!
I OBJECT TO YOU OBJECTING ME FOR OBJECTING HIS OBJECTION
ORDER ORDER
I OBJECT TO THE JUDGE’S ORDER!!!
I’M A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY SO I DON’T KNOW IF THAT WAS RIGHT!!!
Pizza, anyone?
Depends, what’s on that pizza?
HOLD IT!
AND I OBJECT TO YOU OBJECTING BECAUSE HE OBJECTED TO YOU FOR OBJECTING HIS OBJECTION!
I OBJECT THE PIZZA BECAUSE I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!!!
Which is funny, because your avatar looks like boobs.
Pepperoni… who ordered pepperoni?
Anyone?
You could’ve just tell in one comic how they found a tunnel out of the cave and then go home.
Max in panel four reminds me of my old D&D character. Good times.
Mythbusters is by far one of the greatest tv shows ever made.
The Angry Walrus is *checks scouter*
ITS OVER 9000!*breaks scouter out of pure rage)
So Maxx’s village has been taken over by Gobins and now his village is called ‘Gobintown’.
Classic
Key Mold belt head :l
Wow, that is some awesome pixel art. Great job, Jesse! Also, Maxx is starting to become like June. I’ven’t heard Maxx make an expression like that and I recall June saying “ARGLEBARGLEMURDER” before.
Look at comic 259
Look at Phoenix Smurg’s mouth. He turned into Predator.
HOLD IT!
*Maxx runs in through open door* SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
i wonder if that goblin was going to say “how about America?”
MURICA!!!
I love jokes where sprite comics use a different medium.
So frigging rad.
We’ll need Mario Pinball Land next.
Don’t question it. It’ll show “How June Hates Life.” Somehow.
YES. ACE ATTORNEY. YES. SO MUCH YES.
i think one of those goblins was going to do a zoiberg moment but he was then stopped
OBJECTION!
They are still afraid of them?
We’ll I guess you could say they got…
(>^-^> ~#-#
(~#-#)
…max-ified
Secret panel(Maxx goes OBJECTION!)
wait a sec… Lord Grog is in the painting.
“I reject your reality and substitute my own!”
Sure you do Adam, sure you do.
Wait, in that painting, are the goblins eating some sort of flesh or are they playing poker?
i’m leaning towards the poker side, but your meat idea sounds fantastic.
Good motto, though. Thanks, Maxx.
these comics are getting better everytime
ARGLEBARGLEMURDER
Ace Attorney FTW!!!
Keep up your Brilliant Amazing Awesome Genius Cool and Enjoyable work because yooouuur awesome.
Sincerely, me
Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down!
Am I missing an eyebrow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5j8Jioan1w
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
lol, zoidberg and pheonix wright in one comic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXXcll4rCog
not scary the boonie funny YAY!
I Herby Name this town: ARGLEBARGLEMURDER
ARGLEBLARGLEMURDER
-Maxx
Why does he add murder at the end?
because he is Maxx.
Smurg as Phoenix Wright….hahahahaha