Exposition time! Haven’t had such a comic for a while. Looks like Maxx’s plan really is working out. Well, sort of.
The length of this comic was creeping up on me, so I tried to keep some of the dialogue short. I hope that doesn’t make it confusing for some people, but I’ll see what you guys have to say.
Have a good weekend!
-Jesse
Oh hey first.
Anyway, apparently June ISN’T perfect. Who knew?
Everybody.
So bad guys are getting stronger and the good guys are getting weaker but the good guys are still winning! 😀
Video game logic: bad guys destroying world, and good guys are losing horribly. One single person kills bad guy and saves world.
Yep.
That’s how it works.
Logic
RElogic.
MULTIlogic.
Eeehhh? Weeth, have no idea what weeth meens.
Surry
Yeh, ReLogic.
Considering that they have been getting heroes for a lot of time and most fail… Maxx is just another in the line. But out of chance, there is a possibility that he will be lucky enough as to defeat them despite not being the most powerful nor the smartest.
Try flipping a coin a thousand times. There is a chance that it will get Heads all the 1000 times, even if its minimal.
RELOGic
to that I have to say the two words that change optimism into pessimism. For now…
Now everybody has to find something new to complain about. I’ll find something new, what happened to Skelerina?
gone forever!
Oh, she’s lost and gone forever, oh my darling, Skelentine!
No one thought this a very apropos response? I’m offended!
She went to heaaaven
Nice comic, I’m glad I got a refresher in the story line. I almost forgot about the Naiad and Dryad and sword business.
HOLY CRAP IM 4TH!.i shall savor this for the rest of my life ;-;
Apparently 4th is the new 1st.
I would be excited. 4 is my fav number
4 is also a number related to death in Japanese belief, so…
Actually, the number is 3.
Really? I could have sworn it was 4…
its 4, and its Chinese
I’ve always wondered why it’s the evil thing that exists before hardmode, and how thousands and thousands of blocks get magically converted into something that did not previously exist. I guess it’s all part of the fine print of the contract that Xylan signed with the devi — the Wall of Flesh.
Xylan probably wasn’t there at the time. It was Xyvareth.
Instead of the Wall of Flesh, say the “WoFul” WoF=Wiki refernece ul = Awful
reply a color and i will give you a virtual virtual cookie
Orange bloodroot orange!
Maxx the best
The mumbles = Pyro Reference?
When someone mumbles its always a Pyro reference. #sarcasm
It might as well be a Kenny McKormick reference.
Heck, it could be a Gimp reference.
And that is disturbing.
Pyro IS a Kenny reference.
And it could be a *mayhap censored for your mayhap good. Eh.* reference.
June does have a nice haircut.
Hold on, i hear knocking at my door..
I’d recommend running D:
Have a Terra Blade. /|
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thats no terrablabe its baymax being impaled by a pole
‘ello
*snicker* maxx horse
P.S. great work as always Jesse
I bet June wants to ride that horse.
I didn’t get what June said in the last panel call me retarded but could somebody break it down for me?
It’s a play on the phrase “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink”.
Haha wait- eeew
Sounds like a maxximum ride.
o_o
This is at least going a little better than I thought. I’m surprised Maxx only has that one black eye.
That could change.
*Patiently wait’s for the “LOL JUNE IS NOT OVERPOWERED TOLD YOU SO!” comments* Also, she’s still a jerk. So my opinion about her didn’t change at all.
Romance! Romance! Romance!
20 lol sorry
Release the hallow then!
Amazingly though, your name conflicts with your comment. #facepalm
June’s finally playing a fair role. Also, the effect on the ninth panel isn’t appropriate. It is only used when a batte is about to begin.
How will maxx and June get the two swords now if the bad guys are getting stronger every day?!
They got muramasa, fairy one should easy be and fire one… Idk
The Djinn are cool, they just don’t seem to like humans a whole lot.
Scratch that, they seem to despise humans or something.
so the plan is to fight the wall of flesh and release the hallow or something? because i SO want to see how maxx deals with the WoF. maybe he’ll use a strange mushroom based weapon again
Wow im 25th for first time…anyway :
JESSE I BEG YOU MAKE THE COMIC INFINITE NEVER END IT! MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT EVEN AFTER YOU DIE!!!!
I guess that’s why your called Paladin of Nonsense, because you only talk about nonsense.
Guess my comment made too much freaking sense!!!
Hail cookie!
Please tell me you mean die of a natural cause..l
Dear (Insert Name Here), your avatar is a cow.
MOOOO!
Yours is a chandelier…
Mine’s squidward! 😀
Don’t ask what mine is….
Mine looks like a robot with no pants on…
Bow wow woof woof, MidKnightKit.
You’re a dog.
I have no idea what I am.
I’m a sprite!
Gravatar ftw
Mine a stern upside down duck
i feel like a joke abot maxx’s horse
That panel where June is giving Maxx “The Glare” is awesome.
And that black eye is making me wince.
Sorry…I’m really tired. I hate not having anything substantial to say.
i think the Clothier NPC will never show up now that i think about it, unless Jesse has other plans for him to show up later. Also, i have the strange luck that all my worlds, whenever i find the dungeon, it is in a desert, so maybe they should encounter the Old Man/Clothier in the desert. Also, Maxx, you deep-fried your bunny.
Nah, he already fried his before June was even born.
The Bonny’s too stupid to notice it burned until now.
Don’t forget Wilson (clothier’s leather friend).
(>*_*)># I made you a waffle. <(^_^*o*<) But I ate it.
( >*_* )># I made you ANOTHER waffle!
(>*U*)> =# <(o_o^_^)> It hit your face.
His black eye matches his armor. 🙂
lol yes it does.
i could easily see Maxx saying; aw come on, don’t be so negative,
but he’s probably smarter than that by now, so i guess we will be seeing less of that as the comics go on.
oh and
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Unfortunatly, maxx did not land with a SHBLUT.
So that’s how Jesse decided to fix the go anywhere-do anything with dirt problem.
Now, they must go everywhere with MUD!
In the 11th panel, should even be ever?
Finally here!
Also, Maxx’ll go blind if he says any dumb things.
Just don’t blind Maxx, June.
…So… Maxx is smarter now?
This is going to be promblem, but don’t hurry up the comic. You happy june haters
too many cooks
… will spoil the broth.
Guess that makes the Naiad BRotH?
Honey, I don’t think that’s true,
Maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth
But they’ll fill your hearts with so much, so much love…
Starring…
Maxx McHeroguy
Hannah Nurserson
Cyril Guidoswki
June Von Driad
Aley the Fairy
And
sU pleH doG esaelP hO
Oh God. Was that plea coming from The Maniac’s victims, Xylan’s, or June’s?
Sophie’s.
CROTCH
Corrupted rebels of the corruption hills
Technically, falling into snow that is not densely packed can break your fall and you might not get hurt
Wasn’t the snow that hurt Maxx.
In order to release the Hallow they have to kill the WOF (Waffle of Flesh).. but won’t that kill Cyril?
Keep up your tremendous work Jesse!
Respawning logic
Maybe a new guide will come
no because Cyril died before and came back. shame on you for not readying all the way up
I read through it and maxx technically never killed him, just got him killed. And also read what Jesse said last comic
In real Terraria, when a guide dies, he respawns with a different name…
Do you want some exposition? it doesn’t have to be exposition..
Ok, yea, i’ve lost interest in shipping these two :I
I mean, that would just put Maxx into a terrible abusive relationship.
Of course it´s possible to make Maxx understand something important. He´s not stupid. He´s just an idiot. It´s not like he can´t think for himself. He just chooses not to do that at times.
Technically, being an idiot and being stupid are the same thing.
OHHHHHHH BURN
The comments are like game theory to me
K I got the game theory for u guys and gals. First thing i estimated the height maxx fell is 13 block. I tested this in my own world , with out armor and survived with ease. To take into account that maxx fell on his head, I added 2 more block , again no damage. Also the snow was soft , for the reason he sank into it. That’s my legend of maxx theory.
I read ‘exposition’ as ‘explosion’. And when I read the comic, I was like “What, no boom?”
lol
broken plot armor
Hey,if you could make an AWESOME comic December 12th,it would be amazing
(December 12th is my birthday)
Hey Jesse i am currently trying to write a book, do you have any advice for doing it like what things are too cliché or just general things? I just find it a bit difficult. Also advice from others would be nice. Thank you.
So it was pointless for Maxx to save June because she was perfectly fine.
(started last game) im the last king always last (wins instabtly bcs of name lel)
… Seriously?
Jesse you should have them battle Skeletron, and have the Clothier follow them
Jesse if u got extra things to say , just put it into one comic and keep the number of comics consent. Cause I like your jokes and details
Does anyone know something about Jesse? It’s been a while… Is it only me or we should start to be worried?
Jesse, good job!
I have just read through all the comic series from beginning to this point in two days, and I must say it is A W E S O M E!!! (SPROINNNNG!!)
Keep up the good work, dude!
Apparently Maxx is unaware that he should carry a minimum of 800 rope on him at all times