Comic #381

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You all knew it was coming.

“It would be funny if, when Maxx cuts off Skelerina’s head, the sound effect is just ‘GEORGE R.R. MARTIN!!'”

“…Yeah, that would be… something, all right.”

“You realize that’s exactly what it’s going to say.”

Well, if you don’t like the sound effect, here’s an alternate version that you may find to your liking.

Thanks to everyone who continued to vote for The Legend of Maxx on TopWebComics all throughout March! The comic stayed within the top 100 the entire time because of your dedication– I really appreciate it!

-Jesse

113 thoughts on “Comic #381”

    1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

      Indeed she is, deep down. But she’d resurrect just like all other undead Vikings.

    1. Master Geass

      He is the author of A Song of Ice and Fire book series that the Game of Thrones TV series was based on.

  9. Naqual

    MAXX.YOU.SHALL.DIE.TO.MY.SWORD.AND I WILL MAKE IT SLOW AND PAINFULL.IF YOU SURVIVE,YOU SHALL BE CURSED!(unless she lives)

  12. Skeletron

    Maxx just made it harder for all of us. -_-
    Stupid old man keeps asking ridiculous questions

  14. NinjaWhale

    I KNOW YOU CAN PROBABLY JUST REATTACH HER HEAD, BUT IF I COULD GO INTO THE WORLD WITH MY TERRARIA CHARACTER, I WOULD BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH HIS OWN ARM.

      1. xtravisage

        The alternate sound effect is “April Fool’s”. He doesn’t post updates on Tuesdays.

  16. guywhothinks

    guys, you’re stupid if you think she’s actually dead. come on, really? she’s undead. obviously she can reattach her head. jesus.

      1. Samdalf

        Logic is just being wrong with authority.
        I have a feeling that I’ve posted that somewhere before on this site.
        Ah well.

  18. ObsidianFlutes

    Oh my. Maxx is just BEGGING to meet one of Hannah’s axes, or Aley’s fairy lasers, or Cyril’s magic, or hordes of angry vikings. Or all of the above; I don’t know. All I know is that it will not end well for Maxx.

    1. P.T.G

      Also, that sound. Imagine if that was a death message in Terraria.
      “PTG got George R.R. Martin’d by Maxx.”

      1. Da Poopz

        I’m with devilforce here. I’m ten. Thats all I need to say. I was introduced to all curse words at nine. So, yea.

      2. Wicksters

        Yeah, but just because it’s out there doesn’t make it right. There are other ways to express yourself…

    2. QuibblingObject

      Yeah, I agree with DevilForce here…

      Plus, you’re on the internet. You’re bound to come across SOMETHING that isn’t child friendly once in a while, no matter how careful you are.

      Also, Jesse, keep up the good work! The comics never fail to entertain. 🙂

      2. bmrjw

        I was unfortunate to come upon a topic in the Minecraft forums titled “I found the new pretty block.” I found this maybe when I was 8, 9 maybe 10. The picture in the topic wasn’t a block. It wasn’t pretty. Know what it was? A penis.

  23. Adam

    Was the last comic strip the first time you showed one of the skelevikings open their mouths?

    1. Samdalf

      I dunno, I’m confused by their faces anyway, I don’t know whether the black speck is the mouth or the white line or something else. ADAM O_o

  28. Levi

    But… if the captain and the other vikings can put their head back, Sklerina can put her skull back! ^^

  30. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    Jesse, “George R.R Martin” is the most hilarious sound affect in the comic. Actually, I’d go as far to say that it is the most hilarious sound affect I have seen ANYWHERE. And the most random one.

    1. Not a dragon

      Just wait for a sound effect that says “banana!” Just you wait pl45m4 d3v45t4t0r

  32. sethbme

    Maxx, I think Cyril is literally going to kill you now… Don’t worry, you’ll be fine, you’ve got a combination of a nurse that has a machine that exchanges money for life energy and the curse that means that you can’t die. Oh, and you’re the protagonist… So that’s… 3 things that mean you’ll be ok?

    1. Lio

      about the curse thing he would probably die when the curse is broken (if it would be broken) or just be a zombiedude

  33. B17Fortress

    Wow. Just wow. Maxx, your in big trouble.
    And is Skelerina gonna be ok?
    Also,when are June and the tinkerer gonna come back?

  34. Fen555

    Wow, I never thought maxx would fo… wait a minute, MAXX ALWAYS FORGETS THINGS. Like that those skeletons can’t die!

  35. belangw

    I was sure that when the skeleton said last comic “I just got a horibble chill down my spine” that maxx is bringing the eater of worlds because that is one of the sentences when you break a shadow orb.

  39. Sky Render

    Somehow I don’t see this as being authentic. I mean yeah, Max is a slow learner, but he’s not THAT slow. He already tried the whole “behead the undead” gig early on in their servitude to the ship, and I doubt he’s already forgotten how well that worked out.

  42. Bjart Freohr

    I’m a little confused how this is going to resolve. They can’t exactly add her to the party, so it’s pretty obvious it will end badly. But if the curse is never lifted than they can’t get off the ship. I thought that maybe the ceremony would complete and /then/ Maxx would misinformedly kill her, but here he cuts her off (no pun intended). Which means that she’ll just stick her head back on like the skellie she is.

    1. cookieepic

      Somehow, i think she’s not really a skeleton. Just undead. I mean, she has skin, unlike the other skeleton vikings- and the skin thing clearly isn’t female exclusive, as Helga exists.

      Also, that seal of Nintendo guarantee on her neck..

    1. Eegxeta

      Somehow I don’t think that having her head chopped off is really going to hinder the wedding too much; unless it gets lost.

    1. Adam

      Oh plz, he will never do bunny storm.
      (Jesse do a bunny storm sooner or later or I will be sad)

  45. xman101

    *facepalm* Of course, Maxx. Trust you to ruin a near-perfect moment and your chances of having some fun in the outside world.

  49. aslandus

    This is going to be really awkward when she just picks up her head and puts it back on… assuming she doesn’t finish the vow first, causing her to turn human with her head rolling on the floor…

  50. TheFallenStar

    I am really confused. Does Maxx really think he killed her and didn’t he hear Cinna say ‘I do’ at all?

  51. Black Mage

    As expected, but please give the pirates a friendly death, (like Skelerina was the thing that kept their souls intact). Or even better: They are killable now! DEATH TO THE VIKINGS, *Begins mad cackling for 10 hours* Please make June return soon too, I miss her in the comic. Maxx can’t be used for violence and Cyrill definetly not for depressism (YES HE CAN, but I want June back!)

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