This marks the end of Hannah’s interview, everyone! My next guest will be Aley the ale fairy. Bring it on. Sob.
Well this one got a little weird. Sometimes I worry that my humor is too off the wall and that people aren’t going to be on board with what I’m doing, but I think that people are generally pretty tolerant of weird stuff in humor. When I think back on what some of the old Homestar Runner cartoons contained, and how I never used to bat an eye at them, I feel reassured.
King Worm would be interested in Hannah’s machine. That joke was definitely more of a Terraria joke, since people who haven’t played the game wouldn’t be familiar with the money-to-healing correlation.
And finally, while most people believe that late nights at all-nurse colleges lead to pillowfights, the truth is actually even more interesting.
-Jesse
Well, that is actually weird. Not bad, still funny, but weird xd
Aley, If you run into the wall do ale splash out?
Darn it. second.
We’re gonna have to require more of pyromaniac ninja-nurse Amy in the future.
I completely agree also aley if u can make ale can u also make flaming ale?
Aley, what is youre opinion on the other fairies who follow green spandex wearing children and men?
in the CLING
Is there a limit to how much fairy dust one can produce when shaken?
Wait, how do you tell fairy gender?
check for a #####
Where did you live before finding Max’s bar?
Hey, Aley, what’s your best impression of June?
aley: if you could invent any kind of alcohol, what would it be?
Yay, my question was asked!
Anyway, Aley, did you ever figure out how to make a Tom Collins?
Or any other (potable) drink for that matter?
Aley. What exactly was your life like, from the very beginning? I know there was a general overview about it very early on, but how about actually going through it?
If you had the choice of something other than an Ale Fairy or… some Fairy guiding some guy wearing a green tunic. What would it be?
Wow… screwed up that question.
If you had the choice of something other than being an Ale Fairy or… a Fairy Guide for some guy wearing a green tunic. What would it be?
ALEY! Are you a girl or a boy?
…Is that you Oak?
Hannah clearly specified “She” and “Her” when talking about Aley, So you should be able to figure it out.
Except aley talked about female fairies in a fantasizing way before, so unless aley is a lesbian..
And Maxx refers to Aley by name or by male pronouns. Aley’s gender is quite ambiguous. And I feel we won’t be figuring hir gender out.
I hope Aley’s female. But that’d mean shi’s a bi or lesbian. Meh.
Is there something wrong with bi or gay/lesbian people?
Also, are all groupies necessarily female?
Let’s get this straight. Aley is obviously a shkler.
Yivo has got it right.
Aley is genderless. Jesse has stated that the characters refer to Aley depending on whatever they are. For example, Maxx refers to Aley as a boy, and Hannah refers to Aley as a girl.
Umm if you actually read the comic you would know that the girls call Aley she and her and the boy’s call Aley he and him
so yeah
I can’t begin to describe the ignorance written here.
Aley, how did your parents respond to you becoming a ale fairy.
Aley, Originally when June was around she “threatened” you to behave or to die, Now that she’s gone will you “Act out” again?
How do fairies have babies?
magic
magic
that was supposed to be a reply
Aley how did you end up in maxx’s bar?
could you try and make coca-cola?
Do you know any other alcohol fairies?
Where do you get all that power? e.g. blowing up the eye and hornet nest, zapping zombies
That was a bit too wierd, but this machine… It makes 100% sense in terraria =D.
Aley, do you need to eat? If so, what’s your favorite kind of food?
I think Aley don’t need eat something but he/she needs drink 😀
Aley? What gender are you, we’ve heard you as he, she, and it. Also aley, can you make me a pan galactic gargle blaster?
are you sure you want your brain being bashed out by a brick wrapped with lemons
I would like to see that happen to Cyril though
No, I don’t want my brain bashed by a brick wrapped in lemons. I want it bashed by a golden brick wrapped in lemons!
question for aley: what was that mysterious liquid you made for Cyril earlier in the comic? and if it doesn’t have a name what would you call it?
Hey! Aley! What is your real name, and when are we gonna meet your famiy?
Aley, What fuels your insane power that basically destroys anything in it’s path?
Aley, are you male or female?
in a part of the comic aley said:thats no opossom,thats my wife
Do you know the fairies that live in the Hallow? If so, why are they so aggresive towards people?
Aley, why are you racist? Just because someone has black skin doesn’t mean he or she is evil.
Aley, do you miss your beard?
Aley, what do you consider the absolute best drink in the world (except for ale)?
Dear aley why do you poop healing glitter?
Aley, Do you have a ninja for cats?
what is your gender and are you an acquaintance of the fairy in charge of giving the air elemental sword
and Jesse had you ever thought of Maxx actually being in a multiplayer world
Aley, what if you found out you were some sort of top secret government weapon meant to destroy hippies and that conjuring liquids is just a byproduct of you building up power for whenever the heck you spontaneously combust next?
omg u did my question
aley, how did you end up coming to the new world
and how did you even get the ability to blow up
Aley, do you, by any chance, know a fairy called Navi?
are you a boy or a girl?
MOAR
Aley what was that pink drink that Cyril drank that made him go crazy for a while? Was it red bull mixed with coffee
How comfortable is the keg?
Hey Aley how did you get your Powers?
Aley, how do you SEE?!?!?!
Best question i’ve ever seen!
If you look closely, that white spot on him(the one that acts like an eye) is probably how he sees.
I guessed emoticons
its a being made of light and energy.
maybe it senses stuff in a way we cannot imagine =P
Aley how do you get your wings?
Aley, how did you learn to shoot “lazors”
Aley, When Will You Ever explode into Ale mixed with fairy dust mixed with nuclear power mixed with red bull mixed with that air sword thing?
Aley… isnt it quite unhygienic if you are living in the same keg as the ale?
Aley, how did you learn to make ale?
Whew, I finally finished reading all the comics! Anyway:
Aley, can I buy your fuzz layer?
The comic’s awesome, isn’t it.
Is his fuzz layer still there or did it get thrown away?
it will regrow
Aley’s a girl?
Hanna just thinks that aley is a girl. I would personally say no, but that’s for Jessie to decide
His name is spelled Jesse 😛
Aley where were you born and can you make vodka
Aley, how exactly does your magic work? do you teleport alcoholic beverages form another dimension?
Good stuff
Aley, how did you make that red drink that made Cyril adventurous, and can I have some?
Aley, what gender do you prefer being referred to as? It get’s a little confusing sometimes….
Aley, do you ever miss your… fuzz layer or whatever it’s called?
Aley, how exactly does the process of you producing ale work?
You think this is weird it is quite mild compared to some of the stuff we get at my house.
aley can you create an interdimensional portal that leads to the aleverse? if so please create 1:D
Aley,how much alcohol do you need to consume to get drunk?
Aley, I didnt knew that you are “girl”…(sorry)…how do you feel with it?
Aley, do you plan on regrowing your beard?
Aley, do you have the powers of making every beverage on the planet, or can you only make a beverage if its alcoholic?
Well he made a mixture to choclate and mouthwash (wait mouthwash has alcohol)… well, he made water once, and also that crazy stuff that made cyril high.
all mixed with small amounts of alcohol probably =P
I wanna see more of Amy. I like the Maxx-vibe she gives off.
Has anyone noticed Nurse Joy is a reference to the Pokemon games? Every single nurse in a Pokemon center seems to be given the pseudonym Joy. I like that reference.
Of course there’s also Officer Jenny.
Typical Hannah 😅