Comic #287

Man, haikus are easy to write. Good haikus, however…

Sorry about yesterday, folks. I’m going to be making comics from my old, crappy laptop for the next couple of weeks, so I apologize if I don’t attempt anything overly ambitious in the next little while– I am going to try and keep the update schedule consistent, though.

-Jesse

75 thoughts on “Comic #287”

    1. I was reading this and counting out the syllables seeing if it was a proper haiku, but then I realized you weren’t trying to make a haiku. lol the first post tricked me.

    1. ROFL – That’s right, her frantic clapping after she ripped off the stubble/fuzz. What was his/her fuzz anyway? Do fairies even have a gender?

      But yes – this is becoming the bridge of nightmares.

      1. That guy that posts only replies

        Bridge of nightmares? Sounds like it’s gonna summon a boss monster in the distant future.

      2. Or be the place of their desperate last stand against a Goblin Invasion…

        Or where they get surrounded by zombies before they can get home as a Blood Moon rises….

        Hmmm, so many possibilities…

    1. Er… rather the very original house. You know, the one in the very first few comics…

    1. To quote mothdemon:

      “People keep thinking that this comic is exactly like the game, which it is not.”

      1. Sorry @Squideer but thats only when u re going down :3 (because u would fall down if it were not so)
        If u re going up its like, there is no blocks there 😀
        (Sorry if bad eng. XD)

      2. explodesuicider

        Well, he’s oriented such that it’s similar to how you can fall up through wooden platforms.

  1. ive been reading these comics for the last few days now, andthis is thebest comic ever!!! i was so bummed when the right green arrow turned grey, plz keep up the good work

      1. explodesuicider

        It allows you to teleport to user created maps at the same depth and height by using MAGIC SCIENCE.

    1. I’d imagine there’d be a different location for the Murumasa, it’d be funny if it was in the ocean, and Cyril decided to tag along

  2. haha I love how the Nature’s Gift made that comment despite knowing Hannah wouldn’t hear it

  3. Man, Hannah’s good at this. That’s exactly what a professional nurse would do in that situation.

    1. I suppose a professional nurse who has no other equipment. I always wondered how the nurse patches people up in game when she seems to have no medical supplies whatsoever. Does she just do an IV of health potions?

      1. A bit rude aren’t we? I mean we get what he’s saying – in fact it’s very clear the second time. No reason to wave around mistakes regardless of what someone’s native language is.

        And while I think June would love to ban Max from the village (let alone from the planet at times) we’ve all seen that Max does whatever he wants no matter what other’s beg him to do.

      2. TheBaneOfShinobi

        Mmb325.If you don’t want sleep and if it’s two am in turkey,everything can be wrong.When it’s two am i can’t fin words.K?

  4. I keep going deeper,
    I can’t see the sun anymore,
    Just one breath more.

    Yeah, i don’t know if I did it right xD
    Stupid ordinary english class D:<

    1. it’s somewhat close, you only need to remember a few things, 1st and 3rd stanzas contain 5 syllables, and the 2nd one has 7 syllables. That’s it 🙂

      1. The first line “Stanza” and the third line” Stanza” have 5 syllables.
        The second has 7 .
        Haikus dont have to be rhyming or even make sense >:D

      1. We all go crazy 5
        Cyril ate a mana flower 7
        Sh*t always happens 5

        Eat a snicker now 5
        Why I should do that? Shut up! 7
        Because F*ck you! 5

        I’m bored :p

  5. LOL i almost forgot cyril’s “waterophobia”. but he wasn’t really “verbose” , as he calls it, except for the aqueous bit.

    Also, has anyone noticed that i keep changing my username-thing?

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