What a lovable scamp that Xane is! An absolute card.
He would almost certainly make my “10 People You Wouldn’t Want to Get Shipwrecked With” Buzzfeed article.
We’re back in the 70s in TopWebComics! Please keep voting through the end of the month!
Have a happy Easter weekend everyone!
-Jesse
What a relief!
Oh and
New comic!
Hooray!
I’d either go for a first comment streak or just wait til someone else gets the crown
GUYS THIS IS BAD LOM IS DOWN TO #160!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New comic π
I will be first one day…
I feel exactly the same………………………….
Same
i have priorities.
also, i have no idea where i got that watermelon. dont ask.
You stole it. From me.
Watermelon are priorities
It was only two days between last comic and this one π
PHEW…
Wait… Does Xane have feelings for Sophia or…
I highly doubt that he has feelings for anyone. And if he did it would probably be some female naiad
What else did you think it was? It was obviously watermelon.
Anyone noticed how Xane’s (his) left eye changed from orange to blue?
They are usually blue but change to what dagger he uses
The color of his depends on what sword heβs usng
Using***
Ok i get it now
Maybe his eye color changes depending if he’s going pyschotron 5000 or not
Well, I wasn’t expecting that
God, wait how is this a island when it is a jungle biome?!!
It’s a tropical island
ππ¦ππ°π―π΄. . .
Whew, I had a feeling that Xane was only playing nice to avoid going crazy…
that was close
Why did you change your name?
Before, xane’s eyes were blue and orange
DENVEEEER BRONCOOOOOS
We can do better than 72! Come on people…vote vote VOTE! Lets support Jesseeeee!!!
hey look im not at lest a week late this time neat
tfw naiad boy xane canβt boat his way out of this on his own
either that or he wants to be lazy and let the cereal killer do her thing just because
iβm rooting for the first one though
Twusterr you are breaking your streak of being first! Oh itβs broken..sorry about that.
If naiad are water guys then Y U NO SWIM XANE?
Just wondering
Well, terraria logic says you can only swim with flippers. if you’re a shark, or if you have Neptune’s shell.
Oh no, now Sophia’s probably going to use Xane’s head to repair Jonas. It would certainly fulfill the prophecy of him turning evil and killing everyone.
Though it looks like Xane’s actually making an effort to get to know the cast. May we be reminded that he already knew Sophia since her inception with the dungeon. It is likely this that inspired him to get friendly with the crew, or stop hunting them at least.
Well, I guess I was half right, it was something to do with fruit, but not necessarily juice.
Actually, nevermind, it was fruit juice, I just reread my previous comment. My memory sucks. But anyway, I guess Xane is probably really bored on that island. He could go fishing to pass the time I guess, unless he forgot his fishing equipment.
Well I suppose it could also be poison, you never know.
Ah Xane, how I’ve missed you. He would never stab anyone! Shame on you for even thinking he would. Just look at that face. 100% trustworthy that.
Also, it was rather rude of Aley to drop that watermelon, after all, Xane used his special definitely-just-for-watermelon-knife to cut it.
Yeah geez
Lolol
βI donβt remember what my email was lolβ
This is a really funny comic π
Aley is alive
Aley was never alive. It was all a dream.
Nah, He’s alive. That bunny really felt that last Bween.
π
Pussies like kittens or the… other thing? Also, probably in a comic or two.
Well that didn’t work.
I feel like that one Reddit guy that wrote a ton of comments for his thread.
It wasn’t even a good joke.
That’s enough of that.
Will there be a Wall of Flesh? It’d be interesting to see how you’d handle that. (The whole SACRIFICE thing)
Does anyone ever read this far down?
Do I have to use the same email for all these names or can I just switch my name?
You can just switch the name.
Also, I SAID THAT’S ENOUGH!
Me
Fine…
Is it fine?
HEY ALEY!!!!!
Wait a minute, does Xane have a… a thing for Sophia?!
It makes sense, theyβre both kind of insane. But I think Sophia likes Gus too much.
what made you think that
They’re “captivity buddies”.
But at the same time, Gus seems to hate everyone.
oh geez. i hope not. otherwise he’s about to be dissappointed because of gus.
I see no hint of romance between them
PHEW, and I was about to quick drop xane…
What colour is that watermelon? That can’t be healthy
It’s unripe, that’s why its pink.
Same tried to poison Aley
But aren’t pink watermelons ripe?
The cheese lives!
?
????? what????? what the poops?????
No, no more Lennys. Just. No.
I’m making this comment cuz I got nothing else to comment on other then the fact that missed 2 comic posts π I fell behind π
Me to. I fell behind as well.
1) Wow…So the moment Jonas is built, everyone’s gonna die?!
2) Why is the comments section like this…(._.)
Happy Easter Jesse!
boy oh boy did he stab ALL the juice out of that melon.
also is it just me or does James need to do more research on dryads to know that they a) don’t have genders b) -and i quote- only take the form of an attractive female, and c) can not mate -they are randomly birthed from trees-
While you are correct, you forget one important thing:
This is Jesse’s world. His world, his rules, his dryads.
If he wants to make a dutch speaking purple elephant person with laser eyes and a snake tail that slaps people; then he can.
(Strange example, i know, just felt like being random)
I don’t honk he does, it’s his story, his little version of terraria, he can modify some things his way if he feels like it, or if he thinks it will help the story. If he wants to modify the dryads then he can, I wouldn’t make a big fuss about it. π
gosh dese coments r gettin reely long
I finally caught up… now we wait!
Could we PLEASE keep these names G please?
Stop with the R rated ones
You can’t tell ppl what to name themselves. You can’t control ppl. That’s also kinda selfish, restricting other cuz u don’t like r rated names?
Does anyone else wonder why Xanes eye turns weird when he goes all pyscho mcstabby?
Yup. Google is twisted
…where does Xane go in panel 6?…
He walks off-panel to the right.
What the… Aly don’t eat the watermelon, it’s probably poisoned. Then again, he said he’s working with them to get off the island… I still don’t trust him. He killed me. ALEY! BWEEN HIM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
Hopefully
This is a long reply.
Yum yum wait how does aley eat
I’m guessing like an amoeba?
Probably.
Like my name? It’s really Sea Dragon Monster.
I am cheese of peanut extravaganza!
Thatβs the dumbest thing Iβve ever heard
What the……….
I came back to put my email in and it changed the pixel pic
Yay got my pic back (it looks kind of cool)
I don’t trust Xane.
Your just scared of him
How you like that Die Tryinq_?
Do you know how to change your pic? You change your email! (I never do my real email βcause this website is unsecure)
I still donβt know how my brother changed his pic to a picture of him in terraria since he doesnβt have a gravatar account.
P.S. my brother is potterkid
Yeh. gravatar or use your Email.
*testing pic changing*
welp, we dead. a lenny was born. KILL IT! KILL-IT KILL-IT KILL-IT KILL-IT KILL-IT!!!!!!!!!!
*2017 Flashbacks*
WHERE IS IT!?!?!? I WILL KILL IT WITH FIAAAAH
*pulls out flamethrower*
I expected a twist, but that was a good one.
Sorry, in this situation you are only allowed a MAXXimum of 3 horrified ‘no’s’.
In Terraria should I am in pre-hardmode and made a world for a Hardmode tester
Aley was ugly before Hannah fixed it.
Bald guy?
Happy Easter-Fools everyone!
i hope you prank your friends with all the empty wrappers of easter candy you can get your hands on.
(whisperes: some people are even switching out the chocolate for… smelly, disgusting, brown… things . . . im sure you can guess what im talking about.)
Do you know who anonymous is?
YES
Present. (here)
indeed.
Make it longer!
In the rain or the snow
I got the funky flow
But now
I really gotta go
Oh, look that person typed the same Lenny as me, what a coincidence *muffeled giggling*
Whenever I do a fake email for a new pixel pic, I always do something really weird. For the June cult leader joke the email I put in was 2manthirtyman@gmail.manomano
Hol’ up, shouldn’t Xane be able to walk on water cuz he’s a naiad
Not with terraria logic! Plus, I was a naiad, and we’ve never been able to walk on water, except for that one time with the dog…
(EXCPECTS APRIL FOOLS)
(TRIES TO MAKE FUNNY JOKE ‘BOUT IT)
(FAILS)
(REMEMBERS TALKING LIKE THIS)
(TRIES TO GET IT STARTED AGAIN)
(MET WITH REBUKE)
(CRIES INSIDE)
…Aley has pink blood?
April Fools-Easter crossover comic?
Eh? Ehhhhhhhh?
lol.
I KNEW XANE WOULDN’T KILL THEM! I was thinking (because if he kills them he’ll be stranded on that island) and i was correct.
Hey what happened to the Patreon page?
lol, dat trick in the last one doe
Like my new pixel picture
rocketship.
Mustache
Woooooooooo
(That was me)
“What a lovable scamp that Xane is!”
…
*promptly leaves the room*
you’re dead, go to your realm
:'(
I don’t wanna go there, they don’t have Wi-Fi.
*gives him a wifi generator* it’ll work in every dimension that has the physics of any good old cartoon/comic, AND our reality. sadly, it’s SUPER flammable because it works best in unstable realms
so dont touch it. or breath on it. or let it be in anything but the vaccume of space.
Well, I’m a ghost. I’ll take my chances.
*wifi-generator explodes and creates a black hole*
:'(
ha ha yes
Jesse what is your friend code on switch? I have splatoon 2, mario odyssey, breath of the wild, arms , and other games
June is human, Xane isn’t killing anywone, Abdul exists, Jonas is dead, heaven knows what Gus is doing and Maxx is now a glorified heat rock for lizard peeps. I’m dying to know how we got here XD
Me too my friend,me too
Story of my life
Only time will tell
and Jesse
welp this got out of hand real quick
well that was a lot less violent than I expected what would happen… And yeesh I really thought that Xane sliced Aley in half…. And he revived because he’s made of fairy dust…. (I know messed up…) Thinking about that, doesn’t it mean fairies are imortal since they are covered in the stuff?
we don’t know if fairie’s dust can effect eachother. we only know it works on cyril and hannah.
mainly when cyril gets squished, or they’re in the dongeon.
How is Aley holding that watermelon?
Aley didnβt enjoy hir watermelon