Comic #536: I Am Become Death

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Oh no that bottom bar is going to become a running gag isn’t it.

-Jesse

178 thoughts on “Comic #536: I Am Become Death”

  1. Twusterr

    i mean if that one alien movie with the nuke ever had any foreshadowing it’d definitely be for this

      1. Sans

        First one to reply to the comment of the first comment!
        P.S. it’s actually a reply, not a comment

    2. Just Another Critic

      I’m so slow. Barely looked at the title after a couple of days and realized it’s a Robert Oppenheimer quote.

    1. Xygvane

      This or is a replacement, reinforced with unobtainium and dark matter. The Lazer can still break it, but it’s strong enough to withstand the vibrations of The Chisler.

  16. artman

    also, did anyone else notice june’s expression? that, is pretty priceless. the “oh crap i just helped kill a few hundred people instantly” face

  17. Caker123

    I want to get launched into the stratosphere at 0.59c. That way, when I come back 20 years from now after the lihzahrd manage to get me back my identical twin will be like, 20 years older than me! I’ll get to see what I’ll look like in 20 years. Not many people will get that opportunity.

  18. DestinyMason

    Oh god… did Maxx and his crew just commit a genocide?

    Well, I guess you have to blame Su’Quoria and the Lihzahrd more…

    Also, what’s Aley and co. up to?

    1. BILLYBOBJEAN

      Well at the begining of the comic Maxx commited a genocide of slimes.
      And no too long ago Aley, gus, and sophia commited a genocide of lizards.

      You know what they say, third time’s the charm.

      1. Xygvane

        Don’t forget the Halloween zombie/clone genocide, so 5th time’s the charm. Although all of them have been successful thus far, so no charms needed.

      2. A dum dud

        Xygvane, you mean 4th times the charm. There were lizards, slimes, and clones… oh wait yea no 5th, cuz the zombies AND the clone

      3. Maple

        Don’t forget the pygmies. They became history shortly after Cyril discovered that they were not just history.

    2. Xygvane

      “Knowing that The Chisler will soon reach the underworld fills you with. . . DETERMINATION.”
      Terraria: now with genocide route.

  19. Piston24

    I get the feeling that Oasis actually wasn’t destroyed, or if it was, the residents (If there are any) weren’t killed somehow.

  21. Emerald digimon

    Jesse plz tell us what happened between 510 and 511 cause u sorta skipped it so can u plz show us how they ended up were they were at comic 511like right after when June said she would take it from their.

    3. A_Tad_Crimson

      He already said using June a comic or two ago, that he would tell us, LATER… so give him time.

  22. Xygvane

    COOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!! Nice to see the comic Coming back again, and fairly regularly too. Also questions we all are think about… A) What the heck happened between 510 and 511, and 2) When is Cyril gonna kick Remiel’s butt and reunite with skele-I mean Ina.

    2. A_Tad_Crimson

      Ina is in the afterlife, he said bfr that he will explain the gaps between comics later, and I forget who reimel is

    1. Brandon San

      Had. It’s had. BITF ended in 2014, and Matthew Taronto has no intrest in pressing start again. i don’t know how you don’t know this.
      unless you got a time machine to skip the wait for the comics to continue back then, in which case it’s totally fine.

      2. Xygvane

        Yeah, I totally didn’t steal a government project to skip the wait for comics… *pulls out walkie-talkie* “destroy the time machine,we have been exposed I repeat we have been exposed!” *you hear an explosion in the distance*

  26. Brandon San

    They were drilling into the earth? i thought they just turned up the bass a couple billion times, judging from the way the panels are shaking

  28. Eschaton The World Ender

    All right-ey, we didn’t find the Hellevator, so we just ask a bunch of aliens in ancient pyramid to MAKE A NUCLEAR BLAST AND BWEEN INTO HELL WITH INFINITE COSMIC POWER.

    Naiad won’t notice a thing, I swear.

    1. artman

      and all of the (i forgot what abudl’s race even is…) is now dead. THE SPIRITS OF FIRE ARE ALL DESTROYED. by a firey, nuclear explosion.

      1. billybobjean

        Good point, this could be why Jesse was willing to put in that little side effect. The djinn are impervious to fire.

      2. A_Tad_Crimson

        They are djin and they aren’t dead, there are more in the underworld. It says so in the comics.

  30. aman120904

    That face you make when you accidentally nuke a town that you were staying at for 1.5 years

    1. afyberplays

      *beep beep* missile threat inbound, this is not a drill, repeat, this is not-*BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN*

  47. Boost(Fire Terra-Wing)

    “What do you mean the Oasis was Vaporized!? Lo-look outside?! I don’t, wait I see a light in the distance…its not the sun and its expanding…OH GAW-” *Phone drops followed by footsteps of running*
    (How far do you think the growing bubble of plasma will go in that 4 hours? also can the chiseler hold out for that long?)

    1. Eschaton The World Ender

      Plasma will dissolve in the air, so not really far away, 10-20 kilometers maybe. And, they seem to have plenty of energy, for their thrusters are designed to be fired for a very long time while in space travel. So, yes, the Chiseler will do its thing easily for even longer time of operation.

    1. aman120904

      Calm down.
      First check to see if you are maxx. Which NPC has died the most and what is their name

      DONT ANSWER UNLESS YOU ARE NAMED MAXX

  63. sus

    and I also know there isn’t any maxx with a avatar of maxx and if I see one more person being maxx I will write the entire lyrics to all star or the bee movie

  68. Maxx

    If you want the Terra Blade you need the Night’s Edge and Excalibur. Make them into the True Night’s Edge and True Excalibur and on old-gen console also a broken hero sword to make terra blade.

  80. magnus

    first one to acauly*(i meant to do that) reply to the first comment for the first comment!P.S. i think its terminator…

  82. minecraftlover55

    *dabs on everything*
    *breaks bottom bar from dabbing so much* YEAH! RUNNING GAG/MEME!!!

  87. zlaxon

    At least Try to at Least Prepare Some way to…
    Make a 1 Mile Wide Hellstone Hammerhead Hammer with Obsidian and Obsidian Bricks mixed For the Stick

  90. artman

    happy St. Patrick’s day. its currently 12:09 am and im dashing around my room for something green to wear.

    1. Xygvane

      Don’t wear it, wield it! Introducing the all new terra-blade with childproof locks! Warning: locks may malfunction, we are not responsible for and of the following: Decapitation, dismemberment, and feelings of unlimited power.

  91. minecraftlover55

    *dabs on Maxx and Laser thingy that broke the bottom bar thing*
    Jesse, the bottom bar blew up, of coarse it a meme

    1. artman

      course* also, your in the wrong game. (its a joke, plz dont take me seriously, its just your name was an oppertunity and i took it)

      1. Mrmarmoset

        um, you got words wrong as well as your punctuation as well (your-you’re, oppertunity-opportunity)
        I like annoying people 🙂

  92. A_Tad_Crimson

    Somebody please copy and paste the entire Declaration of Independence in the next comics comment section if twustter isn’t first, or I will.

  94. Nyanysaur

    Ah, yes, the Lizahrds. Accidentally causing genocide and mass fig disappearances. Obviously superior to the goblins.

  96. Cowmere

    So uhhhh…. .
    To the people living in the Oasis…….
    Omae wa mou shinde iru…. …
    Sorry if you guys don’t have time to say “NANI?!

  105. UltimaRCR

    Wonderful comic! I can feel the same magic I always felt from this series! Thanks Jesse!

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