Comic #501: Interloper

Hey, you stay away from those two, Xane.

Speaking of Xane, I get the feeling that he deliberately baited his underling into correcting him. It seems like the kind of thing he would do.

-Jesse

230 thoughts on “Comic #501: Interloper”

      1. Thee knife that you took. The nice, girly naiad weapon. The one that you just started oozing all over our nice ground with.

    1. June's Psychopath Dad

      Maple, when your father died, I taught you to drink lots of coffee.

      That is not how I raised you, young woman!

      1. To prove this, go look at the comment that inspired you to be Maple, back when you were Xylan (this was 1 comic ago). If you scroll down to just under the comment saying you could be Maple, I made the next comment. I sneakily got there a bit before you. I AM MAPLE!

    1. Please dont let this be a one time thing Jesse, Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Jesse? *Gives puppy eyed look*

    1. 100% off topic: I think Aley is a guy. In one of the earlier comics he say “where are all the _hot_ fairies?” then immediately walking into hannah.
      Doesnt sound like what a girl would say

      1. Hmm… there’s a lot of evidence making Aley a male. But the point is that his/her gender dispute is a running gag throughout the comic.

  1. Hey guys can say Cyril is awesome or what?
    He is favorite character and honestly is pretty cool #cyrilisawesome

      1. Flower is the only reason I like Cyril, now. You’ve shaped him up quite a bit more to not be afraid of everything. well, he’s still afraid of MOST THINGS including water, but not everything, now.

    1. I don’t like the flower, he is funny sometimes but he is anorying sometimes. But I still happy he make cyril become stronger. Than cyril will have more brave and power to against the enemy with others. No as weak as the past, scared, or be laughed by other characters or fans of this comic. I hope he will became a great wizard in the furture.
      PS: I want inaaaa~~~ Are she already die and never come back?T-T

      1. Feel INSANELY LUCKY I didn’t even touch you, if I were in ANY other mood, you would be meeting remmy, and remember, we are spc (semi-player-character) so we DONT respawn

      2. speaking of spc, is it at all possible to encounter an spc in the actual game of terraria, or did I just sleep too long?

  2. O NO MAPLE AND POA RUN HIDE FILE A LAWSUIT USE ELDER FUNGUS AS A SHELD JUMP IN TO A POT OF PASTA STAND ON YOUR HANDS PUT ON MASKS ON AND CALL YOUR SELFS ZOMBIES DO WHAT EVER YOU CAN TO NOT GET UNALIFED

      1. It’s basicalllllyyy the same thing but pasta is served whit like a melted butter and herb dressing and spaghetti is served whit tomato sauce and meatballs and/or sausage

  3. Well… that’s not good. Hope that deuterium generator doesn’t burn out, cause they do not want Xane to catch up with them…

    Also, on an unrelated note, did anyone ever guess Sophia’s costume?

  4. Who would ever serve under Xane your so right PS: who noticed that the third shadow armor person was female?

  5. I was not aware how not okay I am with the thought of Poa and Maple dying until now. I am not okay with the thought of Poa and Maple dying.

      1. Xane is standing in a impossible to stand spot in the game. REDIGIT XANE’S BREAKING THE RULES OF THE GAME!!!

      1. Yeah, but the characters haven’t been able to do that before. Plus, I think that means each object can only be ~x~x1 pixels. In other words, one axis can only be a single pixel for each thing, but not the whole dimension. It’s confusing. Point is, Xane shouldn’t be able to see his own hands like that.

  6. Cyril, I have a question that you cannot awnser. If Pinnochio said: “I am lying now!”, would his nose grow, or not?

    1. No, because he tells the truth. He was lying because he said so, at the present moment. Causing it to grow, but it was a lie so they cancel each other out.

  7. I think you should give Cyril/Guidey a pair of Water walking boots(if it hasn’t already been suggested)
    Also, make maxx fish up a fish weapon on board of ‘June the destroyer’, like the Clubberfish or the Swordfish

  8. Side quest Adventure!
    Name: The Mystic Blade
    Description: Maxx and the Crew go too fast and end up crashing on the other side of the Eastern Island, landing in front of a structure, where they meet, Xeena, another Player Character, but not assigned with the role of saving the world, instead, her goal is to help assist the Chosen one in the final battle, she asks Maxx to help her obtain the blade of Myths, The Enchanted Sword.

    1. Was she named by the Naiad? I dont think I’ve seen anyone else who starts with x who isn’t a Naiad. (Dont judge im too lazy to go through like 507 comics)

      1. Xkeleton, Xombie, Xyril, Xophia. They could all work with an X if you use it as a Z sound. It would just xound a bit xtrange.

  9. It’s unfortunate that Xane only has the knowledge of seasmanship their boat won’t be able to catch up with Maxx and the gang. I sure don’t believe that he is capable of matching the destroyed physics of June the Destroyer.

      1. Now it does, but I DIDN’T COMMENT ENOUGH! This other Maple, who was told they should be Maple (they were that clone Xylan), but got Ninja’d by me, has come back about a week later THINKING I DON’T EXIST!

  10. we need another season after this, you know. one starring the corruption. but what happens to Cyril, when summoning the
    WOF?

      1. LOOK A FEW COMMENTS UP! I have a comment a day before you came Maple that I posted as Maple! More proof that you’re the clone!

  11. (Insert Name Here)

    In the last panel, one of the possessed armory had some skin showing…
    Is that possible some human in disguise?

    1. not possessed armor, just the henchmen of Xane. The one with skin showing? Female. the sprite for a female character, excluding blacked out face. That means the others are male. besides, it’s not hardmode yet.

  12. Wait… Shouldn’t the other two guards be us-no wait they’d be new because Xane keeps killing them off…

    ….well, good luck Xane! Watch the skies for dirt jets e-e and jump into a Molten pit of lava

  13. Possessed Armor #2

    I love how long it took everyone to notice that I’m a girl. Also, Jesse, why are you using the 1.2.4.7 sprites? So genderbent…

      1. Also, if you want it and change to that gravatar you need to do one thing:
        copy and paste this into your location or description (or both!):

        Gravatar made by Elder Fungus.

        Only if you decide to use it!

      2. Thank you elder fungus, but id rather not…. mostly because I don’t want my pic to be attached to you. no offense, but your kinda loony and old… PLEASE DONT DEMOTE ME!!!!!

      3. I cannot stress this enough, but this comment thread… this one is the absolute solid evidence proof fact that I was the first Maple, as it shows exactly when you became Maple.

    1. We (or, rather, I) were (was) upside down before that. More evidence that you’re the clone: you can’t get details of our (my) life correct.

  14. OH MY GOSH. I feel bad for those two. Though, I suppose I should be thankful. If they’d been alive, they…wouldn’t be alive anymore. So…phew.

    I have to wonder, though, what Maple and Poa would have done if they had been awake. Would they rush to battle? Or sound an alarm? Or would they be so excited about the realization that they aren’t as useless as they’d thought (sad chuckle) that Xane just sighs and stabs them too?

    Ha. I’ll stop rambling now. Can’t wait for the next comic!

  15. Hold on, being the smartest villain out there, how could a wind powered naiad ship catch up with a deuterium generator powered ship that has cannons, claws and can (possibly) fly

  16. i have not made a comment in 247 comics… Is that Weird!?
    Also; They’re F****ed. Just saying’.

  17. themightyhammush

    Firstably: Make a patreon. Secondably: Bring back Flower. Thirdably: Bring back me! I am by far the most popular character.

      1. Cyril and Maxx ger lost in a cave then Maxx makes the Hammush, which he says does crushing damage then its eaten by piranhas, then he makes the heartpoon which he uses to kill the piranhas… then they rost em.

  18. Well I mean, EA is a child, but she is also an elder. Which is extremely confusing to me. The world may never know…

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