Comic #496

June is just checking in. You can never ask too often.

-Jesse

149 thoughts on “Comic #496”

      1. OMG AND GUS WILL GET TOTALY JELLO
        PLOT TWIST GUS LOVE SOPHIAAAAA! REMMY, GET UR CUPID COSTUME ON AND GET READY TO PUT SOME LOVE IN THE AAAAAAIR

      1. June's Crazy Psychopath Dad

        Grr!!! I’m June’s Dad and if you don’t let me in your character club, I’ll rip your Naiad face out!

        Jk lel, I’m not that mean!
        (But seriously Xane let me join plz)

      2. June's Psychopath Dad

        Are we player characters? No. So we’re NPCs. Also, that means June can’t respawn. And I’ve fought so many fairies that just keep coming so I start to think they respawn.

      3. WE CANT RESPAWN,. WE ARE A SPECIAL TYPE OF CREATURE CALLED NNPC. (non-npc) WE ARE NOT PLAYERS AND WE ARE NOT NPCS. WE CANT RESPAWN. ID EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THAT.

      4. I remember when you used to make little dolls when you were a child, Juney’s Dad! And then you ‘killed them’…

        That basically describes your personality. We all know where June’s personality comes from too now.

        XD

      5. i cant say my relationship to all of you guys. the world would fall…… sry guys. and maxx maxx brother, keep safe

      6. XANE JUNE’S CRAZY SYCHOPATH DAD CAN WE MOVE OUR ROLEPLAY AND GET IT UP ON THE ROLEPLAY THINGU THAT ELDER ACORN WAS TALKING ABOUT plz

      7. i cant make an account on the forums. SORRY. and also, IM THE REAL XANE FROM THE COMIC. NOT SOME HUMAN PERTENDING TO BE HIM.

    1. Gus is truly a genius of engineering. A Pride of our Nation. Using the required object rather than two substitutes for a similar effect? Genius.

      1. June's Psychopath Dad

        So is the range of my spear…

        Don’t worry, I won’t hurt Cyril, unless he’s a Naiad in disguise.

      2. i’m not a shadow im a death. not Death a Death. i’m also THE light god (the death part is from my dad) the king of the silverwolves, draconian and amongst other things i’m a novice shape shifter

    1. Oh, and Cyril seems to be better at gaining confidence when talking to her, it seems.
      Like she wasn’t his first known crush, not considering a certain undead maiden.
      Good to know.

      1. June's Psychopath Dad

        It would be awesome if Remmy switched to Naiad and used Ina’s soul as bait and you and Remmy duelled to the death and Remmy’s mask came off, and Ina became the Angel Of Death, the end.

    1. June's Psychopath Dad

      They should totally do something stupid and Maxx and Cyril come and argue about it.

      “It could be friendly!!!”
      “Yeah, and I checked the weather forecast, it’s gonna rain jelly!!!”
      Slime Rain starts
      Awkward…

  1. Lol Cyril, do you even speak English!? im going to guess that xane is going to come in within the next three comics

    1. hmm i dont think so i just hired him so he’s probably sticking knives into the throats of the creators of the newest horror movie….. (i asked him to do that specifically)

      1. June's Psychopath Dad

        Xylan: “So what should we do with these prisoners?”

        “I’ll tell you what, it starts with S and ends with letting their throats” -Xane in the future probably

  2. How about we just fly over the ocean? If you have a magical DRY he’d probably make it possible

  3. June is appearing more and more with ale in her hand. I’m pretty sure having a tyrannical drunk dryad princess is a bad idea

    1. oh no.. sadly ik how it feels to have immense power and be drunk. it makes u want to kill stuff even more than u already do

      1. and when u have an infinite source of ale via Aley the fairy you become inclined to drink. i would also know this sadly.

  4. hold up, don’t you remember what happened to the undead vikings? DO YOU!?!?

    next time on Legend of Maxx;

    Maxx, Hannah, Aley, June, Sophia, Gus, Cyril, J.o.N.A.S., and the ocelot are assaulted by the naiad and die. the end.

  5. The Steampunker should join and give us backstory about sophia. The cyborg would also be a blast. Hmm, will the comic end after the WoF? Or will it end with Moon lord?

  6. Yea ik that the pirate captian will make an appearance in the next 59 comics or so if they fet sailing

      1. June's Psychopath Dad

        Sooo, they’re gonna get the next 2 swords, make the awesome sword, kill QB, rescue a drowned kid. kill the WoF, find a Pirate map, and kill the Flying Dutchman in the next 59 comics.

  7. Make june make a dirt DeLorean time machine while gus gets shot and sophia says the “bas” word 😀

      1. First of all, it’s Cthulhu. Second of all, Cthulhu in H.P. Lovecraft’s work was a minor god that was asleep and did not try to conquer all of creation.

  8. Kill some slimes maxx! Wait my profile picture is a SLIME. Don’t kill me, k? Kill all other slimes….

  9. Maxx, the blood on thy blade that you slay enimies with should be cleaned, otherwise the blood will cause thy blade to rot, hence rendering the blade USELESS… CLEAN ME!!!!!!!

    1. June's Psychopath Dad

      He doesn’t use you any more, he uses Muramasa (ThoughI have no idea why he uses that piece of scum)

    1. PieOfNotCthulhu

      I dunno… He seems like an alright guy. He’d probably tell them, or at least give a lot of slightly subtle hints.

  10. I ship them. Is that all right? :3 What should we call them? Every good ship needs a name.

    Okay. If the team is going to have such low expectations of Jonas, they can pretty much expect him to turn evil eventually. Just saying.

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