You are all to be burned slowly at the stake until death, while ravens peck out your eyes and a hungry horde of dirty cannibals ravenously devours your liver and digestive tract.
You are all going to be burnt to the 3rd degree, put in the room where all the turrets scream at you for 10 years, Stabbed, cooked, put into a stew, where some dogs will eat some then the rest will be put into an incinerator.
or you can just do infinity years in the serious room.
the 2nd option is a more serious punishment.
You are all going to choke to death on neurotoxin while turrets shoot your heart out and you will be forced to watch MLP (and if you like that, justin bieber) for the last few minutes of your life. Also, you’re going to be turned into a potato.
You will be pushed off the grammer canyon, where you will be enslaved for 20 years by grammer people, then 10 years in the room where all of the turrets scream at you, then you will be eaten by birds,
forced to eat banana bread that sets you on fire, murdered by a fairy laser, blown up, cooked, put in a potato, mashed, crushed, taken out again, murdered, and finally, fed to hungry wolvers.
Game Reference count: 5 + 1 comic reference! (murdered by a fairy)
3 portal, 1 starbound (nobody will find that one) and 1 Spiral knights.
Let me see here with those references.
Portal: Room with turrets, put in a potato, eaten by birds.
Starbound: I have no idea, maybe the banana bread? I don’t have Starbound yet but I really do want it.
Spiral Knights: It took me a while to notice you said Wolvers instead of just Wolves, but I found it.
I know something better than everything you people have thought of. First, strange green creatures will sneak up behind you and blow you up, then, while somehow still intact, put into a big pink crystal in which you will be mutated into a horrible creature that should never have existed, then, after narrowly escaping a spike trap, will be tricked into jumping into a pit by listing things you like that are down there, then licked by a goat and dragged into a car, warped into a strange dimension in which you can’t go two seconds without falling into spikes in an attempt to grab something shiny, and finally, you will all be simultaneously eviscerated by both a Phantasmal Deathray and a Life-form Disintegration Rainbow. BAM!
This is amazing, I love the goblin warrior’s expression in the last to panels.
I really want to live in Cananda, I’m overheating daily here. AND IT STILL HASN’T SNOWED!!
The best axe is “The Axe”(Raredrop by planterra). the second best is Spectre hamaxe and the third best is chlorophyte jackhammer and -warhammer. The hammush is the fourth best.
XD this was wonderful…I loved the comic before with the view of Hannah and the Flinx in the background! Also, the rocket boots incident is just way too hilarious 😛 great work!
Rough Translation (he [sadly] has bad english, it’s ok though)
Why is everyone saying they feel like they are in canada, i live in AUS (australia)
and it’s good here except the ice can kill.
i hope that’s good 🙂
Dittoz you traitor!
This idiot has plauged Jesse’s forums for too long! BUT NO MORE! THERE WILL BE A DAY WHEN THE WEBSITES OF MEN WILL COME CRASHING DOWN, A DAY WHEN IDIOTS WILL RULE ALL THAT WE HOLD DEAR, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY! TODAY WE CORRECT GRAMMAR AND TELL PEOPLE TO SHUT UP! I BID YOU STAND, MEN OF THIS WEBCOMIC’S COMMENT SECTION!! TO VICTORY!!!
If you’re worried that people hate you (which they do) then try to work on becoming a better person. You will find life more enjoyable and others will hate you less.
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He said good job in Russian…
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Blim? Why is he a horrible person? And everyone is also being harsh. He said good job in Russian! I mean really! I’m almost thinking of never posting in English again just because of you guys! At most the Russian is irksome. Not hateful, not evil, irksome.
Excuse me, I hope this isn’t seen as spam or anything, but how exactly do I set my own profile picture or use Gravatar in the first place? Can anyone help me?
LOL
so thats what that thin ice was for
Are those…Topis from Ice Climber?
no they are snow flinxes from terraria
Accually they’re both. It has been confirmed that the snow flinxes are based of the topis from ice climbers, it’s kinda a easter egg.
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You are under arrest.
You are under arrest for falsely arresting.
You are sentenced to death.
You are all to be burned slowly at the stake until death, while ravens peck out your eyes and a hungry horde of dirty cannibals ravenously devours your liver and digestive tract.
Is that a bit too much?
You are all going to be burnt to the 3rd degree, put in the room where all the turrets scream at you for 10 years, Stabbed, cooked, put into a stew, where some dogs will eat some then the rest will be put into an incinerator.
or you can just do infinity years in the serious room.
the 2nd option is a more serious punishment.
You are all going to choke to death on neurotoxin while turrets shoot your heart out and you will be forced to watch MLP (and if you like that, justin bieber) for the last few minutes of your life. Also, you’re going to be turned into a potato.
HI.
You will be pushed off the grammer canyon, where you will be enslaved for 20 years by grammer people, then 10 years in the room where all of the turrets scream at you, then you will be eaten by birds,
forced to eat banana bread that sets you on fire, murdered by a fairy laser, blown up, cooked, put in a potato, mashed, crushed, taken out again, murdered, and finally, fed to hungry wolvers.
Game Reference count: 5 + 1 comic reference! (murdered by a fairy)
3 portal, 1 starbound (nobody will find that one) and 1 Spiral knights.
oh, and hi :3
I see the starbound reference, its the banana bread 😛
HI
The wolvers are the SK reference.
O.O
you will all be sent to h-e-double-hockey-sticks for all eternity for the incessant videogame references. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You will all die in a black hole
Let me see here with those references.
Portal: Room with turrets, put in a potato, eaten by birds.
Starbound: I have no idea, maybe the banana bread? I don’t have Starbound yet but I really do want it.
Spiral Knights: It took me a while to notice you said Wolvers instead of just Wolves, but I found it.
Judging myself, 4 out of 5, send out the SnarbOS
I know something better than everything you people have thought of. First, strange green creatures will sneak up behind you and blow you up, then, while somehow still intact, put into a big pink crystal in which you will be mutated into a horrible creature that should never have existed, then, after narrowly escaping a spike trap, will be tricked into jumping into a pit by listing things you like that are down there, then licked by a goat and dragged into a car, warped into a strange dimension in which you can’t go two seconds without falling into spikes in an attempt to grab something shiny, and finally, you will all be simultaneously eviscerated by both a Phantasmal Deathray and a Life-form Disintegration Rainbow. BAM!
………………………………….@-@ @-@ @-@ @-@ @-@ @-@
Starbound reference is potato
This is amazing, I love the goblin warrior’s expression in the last to panels.
I really want to live in Cananda, I’m overheating daily here. AND IT STILL HASN’T SNOWED!!
Heh. Where are you? I’m in SC, still hasn’t snowed. I miss it 🙁
south florida here, it has actually FROSTED.
I’m English, all it’s doing here is raining! WHY!?!?
I’m in CA and there’s a DROUGHT!
I’m in WI and it hasn’t been above 0 for 2 weeks
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And yes, we have snow
I live in WA, and it hardly ever rains or snows because I live in a sort of dessert area.
Well, thing is, we can get pretty dang cold, its just em… The cold isn’t even worth it because it NEVER snows! All it does is get windy and rain.
DAMN YOU SC !!
ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER!
I’ve always wanted to be canadian…
Notice how Smurg just has a shocked expression on his face.
I thought that was grog?
Or was it Zorg?
I think it was Gurk.
First person was right. it is smurg.
Um.. my name.. why e_e
You can’t hide from the truth.
Dang, I was expecting more from that small sheet of ice.
It’s got a goblin jammed in it, what more do you want?
Two goblins stuck in it of course. Preferably the ones that were standing on it moments ago.
Well, it might be snowing in Canada but its raining in Alaska. I really do feel sorry for the tinker.
Jesse, can you answer a question? If so, what do you think of the Hammush being a thing?
It’s cool! It may be a small detail but it’s still super neat seeing it in the game!
I think the Hammush is the second best hammer
what’s the best?
The best axe is “The Axe”(Raredrop by planterra). the second best is Spectre hamaxe and the third best is chlorophyte jackhammer and -warhammer. The hammush is the fourth best.
No no no no NO!! The Drill Containment Unit is far superior to WHATEVER you think of
Ze Goblin tinkerer fails once again!
Does anybody else notice the sympathetic look from the peon?
XD this was wonderful…I loved the comic before with the view of Hannah and the Flinx in the background! Also, the rocket boots incident is just way too hilarious 😛 great work!
Thanks!
why is all peep’s saying that there fell like going to canadai live in aus and is good here just the ice can kill some one lol XD
Come again?
Rough Translation (he [sadly] has bad english, it’s ok though)
Why is everyone saying they feel like they are in canada, i live in AUS (australia)
and it’s good here except the ice can kill.
i hope that’s good 🙂
Don’t forget the evil murder spiders, as long as they aren’t just a steriotype…
Lol I’m in south aus and I’m melting
Jesse is June coming back!?
probably at some point…
Don’t worry, I’d never leave June out of the story forever 😉
I really miss June! I loved her character!
отличный комикс Джесси!
Go on google translate to see what it says
Was that really necessary?
Shut up. You are a filth in this comments section, dirtying it up with your idiocy and immaturity.
The thing says great comic Jesse
Why do people still hate me T_T
Because you post useless crap like Russian.
Noobmaster and Goldfish, what’s the big deal? I think you guys are being a bit harsh!
I agree. Why you gotta hate?
Dittoz you traitor!
This idiot has plauged Jesse’s forums for too long! BUT NO MORE! THERE WILL BE A DAY WHEN THE WEBSITES OF MEN WILL COME CRASHING DOWN, A DAY WHEN IDIOTS WILL RULE ALL THAT WE HOLD DEAR, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY! TODAY WE CORRECT GRAMMAR AND TELL PEOPLE TO SHUT UP! I BID YOU STAND, MEN OF THIS WEBCOMIC’S COMMENT SECTION!! TO VICTORY!!!
i also agree
Cool
Hehe, see what you did there, a liitle harsh, but true.
I was only talking about the comment that started this reply chain. Every other of his comments, I agree.
P.S I translated it. He speaks no lie.
Oh so that’s why the cracked ice was there. Icey Jesse… icey.
I’m giving up this comic now everyone hates me!!!
Well you did post in Russian for no reason and told us to translate it, A lot of people are irked by that.
pa’ ngaSwI’ toH, ‘e’ ‘oH neH jatlh ghaH qaStaHvIS original Hol tu’lu’? Hoch jerks Suq yojDaj’e’ qej qar, jIH.
If you’re worried that people hate you (which they do) then try to work on becoming a better person. You will find life more enjoyable and others will hate you less.
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He said good job in Russian…
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Blim? Why is he a horrible person? And everyone is also being harsh. He said good job in Russian! I mean really! I’m almost thinking of never posting in English again just because of you guys! At most the Russian is irksome. Not hateful, not evil, irksome.
Well, he could post it in english and not demmand that people look it up.
Or you could do what I do. Be proud that Jesse’s comics got over to Russia and not translate.
So is “picture of my dog” Russian?
Don’t know, don’t care. I’m proud that it got to Russia. And no, I don’t care if it really did, I’m proud that it got to Russia.
Excuse me, I hope this isn’t seen as spam or anything, but how exactly do I set my own profile picture or use Gravatar in the first place? Can anyone help me?
You click the little icon before posting, and then you make an account.
I like that little detail on how on of the goblins weren’t scowling at him.