Comic #351

Out of the frying pan…

Man it is snowing over here. I feel Canadian again!

-Jesse

92 thoughts on “Comic #351”

      1. PyjamaWearingWizard

        Accually they’re both. It has been confirmed that the snow flinxes are based of the topis from ice climbers, it’s kinda a easter egg.

      2. You are all to be burned slowly at the stake until death, while ravens peck out your eyes and a hungry horde of dirty cannibals ravenously devours your liver and digestive tract.

      3. Planet made of pure grammer.

        You are all going to be burnt to the 3rd degree, put in the room where all the turrets scream at you for 10 years, Stabbed, cooked, put into a stew, where some dogs will eat some then the rest will be put into an incinerator.
        or you can just do infinity years in the serious room.
        the 2nd option is a more serious punishment.

      4. You are all going to choke to death on neurotoxin while turrets shoot your heart out and you will be forced to watch MLP (and if you like that, justin bieber) for the last few minutes of your life. Also, you’re going to be turned into a potato.

      5. Grammer Universe

        You will be pushed off the grammer canyon, where you will be enslaved for 20 years by grammer people, then 10 years in the room where all of the turrets scream at you, then you will be eaten by birds,
        forced to eat banana bread that sets you on fire, murdered by a fairy laser, blown up, cooked, put in a potato, mashed, crushed, taken out again, murdered, and finally, fed to hungry wolvers.
        Game Reference count: 5 + 1 comic reference! (murdered by a fairy)
        3 portal, 1 starbound (nobody will find that one) and 1 Spiral knights.

      6. you will all be sent to h-e-double-hockey-sticks for all eternity for the incessant videogame references. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

      7. Let me see here with those references.
        Portal: Room with turrets, put in a potato, eaten by birds.
        Starbound: I have no idea, maybe the banana bread? I don’t have Starbound yet but I really do want it.
        Spiral Knights: It took me a while to notice you said Wolvers instead of just Wolves, but I found it.

        Judging myself, 4 out of 5, send out the SnarbOS

      8. I know something better than everything you people have thought of. First, strange green creatures will sneak up behind you and blow you up, then, while somehow still intact, put into a big pink crystal in which you will be mutated into a horrible creature that should never have existed, then, after narrowly escaping a spike trap, will be tricked into jumping into a pit by listing things you like that are down there, then licked by a goat and dragged into a car, warped into a strange dimension in which you can’t go two seconds without falling into spikes in an attempt to grab something shiny, and finally, you will all be simultaneously eviscerated by both a Phantasmal Deathray and a Life-form Disintegration Rainbow. BAM!

  1. This is amazing, I love the goblin warrior’s expression in the last to panels.
    I really want to live in Cananda, I’m overheating daily here. AND IT STILL HASN’T SNOWED!!

      1. Well, thing is, we can get pretty dang cold, its just em… The cold isn’t even worth it because it NEVER snows! All it does is get windy and rain.

  2. Well, it might be snowing in Canada but its raining in Alaska. I really do feel sorry for the tinker.

      1. The best axe is “The Axe”(Raredrop by planterra). the second best is Spectre hamaxe and the third best is chlorophyte jackhammer and -warhammer. The hammush is the fourth best.

  3. XD this was wonderful…I loved the comic before with the view of Hannah and the Flinx in the background! Also, the rocket boots incident is just way too hilarious 😛 great work!

  4. why is all peep’s saying that there fell like going to canadai live in aus and is good here just the ice can kill some one lol XD

    1. Rough Translation (he [sadly] has bad english, it’s ok though)
      Why is everyone saying they feel like they are in canada, i live in AUS (australia)
      and it’s good here except the ice can kill.
      i hope that’s good 🙂

      1. Dittoz you traitor!
        This idiot has plauged Jesse’s forums for too long! BUT NO MORE! THERE WILL BE A DAY WHEN THE WEBSITES OF MEN WILL COME CRASHING DOWN, A DAY WHEN IDIOTS WILL RULE ALL THAT WE HOLD DEAR, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY! TODAY WE CORRECT GRAMMAR AND TELL PEOPLE TO SHUT UP! I BID YOU STAND, MEN OF THIS WEBCOMIC’S COMMENT SECTION!! TO VICTORY!!!

      2. I was only talking about the comment that started this reply chain. Every other of his comments, I agree.
        P.S I translated it. He speaks no lie.

    1. Well you did post in Russian for no reason and told us to translate it, A lot of people are irked by that.

      1. pa’ ngaSwI’ toH, ‘e’ ‘oH neH jatlh ghaH qaStaHvIS original Hol tu’lu’? Hoch jerks Suq yojDaj’e’ qej qar, jIH.

    2. If you’re worried that people hate you (which they do) then try to work on becoming a better person. You will find life more enjoyable and others will hate you less.


      1. He said good job in Russian…

        Blim? Why is he a horrible person? And everyone is also being harsh. He said good job in Russian! I mean really! I’m almost thinking of never posting in English again just because of you guys! At most the Russian is irksome. Not hateful, not evil, irksome.

      2. Don’t know, don’t care. I’m proud that it got to Russia. And no, I don’t care if it really did, I’m proud that it got to Russia.

  5. Excuse me, I hope this isn’t seen as spam or anything, but how exactly do I set my own profile picture or use Gravatar in the first place? Can anyone help me?

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