Comic #423

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And there you have it. What you were all waiting for: the sight of Aley wearing cute little headphones made of dirt!

…What do you mean that wasn’t it?

-Jesse

177 thoughts on “Comic #423”

    1. commanderbacon

      One world comments just so that you can be first…Woah!I bet you were waiting for this, all that time! Congratulations!Your life-goal is completed!Now….because your life is completed we don’t need you anymore.Yep.You can eat a Pancake now.

      6. Levi

        Learn reading first. He said ‘Cool’ , didn’t First.
        I think he mean the comic is cool.

      8. Da Poopz

        1: I think bacon was just joking. 2: You’re calling HIM an idiot? You’re the one who acts Like Every Sentence is a Title.

      9. The dragon

        I wasn’t waiting xD My Twitter notification made a sound and i just checked it…Plus i didn’t say FIRST…Stop acusing ppl when you don’t know the reasona

      10. commanderbacon

        Sorry, if i accused you of something that you didn’t do, but i like to smash people with huge comments that are more than just simply offensive πŸ˜›

  3. Mr. Goatee

    Oof. I dont see Xane, is he dead? Considering that Xane dodged the giant bunny, theres still a chance hes alive. Were just gonna have to wait until tomorrow.

      2. ibbolia

        This is the same guy who casually murders Pizza men. EVERYONE knows Pizza men are some of the most powerful entities in the universe, so of course Xane is still alive.

        After all, June needs someone to take her rage out on.

      4. fra32

        Well, looks like her rage-power is stronger than the legendary BWEEN, if it can destroy the dungeon while aley can’t

  6. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

    That was not meant to happen, by the laws of physics! It’s still completely awesome though.

    1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

      Now I know why this comic took a day longer than usual. It took a while to demolish the Dungeon Brick to make a legit-looking crack in it? Also I find it weird how a beam of pure energy from Aley couldn’t harm a WOODEN DOOR, yet June’s dirt-fighter jet can break through the second-most durable brick in Terraria, obviously a long way down from the surface. But I guess it adds to the quality of unexpected-ness.

      2. Starshade

        Plus, physical resistance isn’t the same as magical resistance. And June is constantly holding the dirt together while flying, so it has infinite strength.

      4. yetruo

        so we all know that dirt is a soft material right?, ok now squish it together with itself, now more, and more, this is the dirt rod in action, add Junes rage to the condensing process, and then multiply the speed of the super condensed dirt, and i think it might be stronger than titanium now. that’s how it is able to break the dungeon bricks XD.

        mathematical equation

        (dirt * dirt * dirt) + Junes rage * speed

        dirt is the amount of dirt that a normal plane wights
        Junes rage is Junes rage( don’t know how to measure this XD)
        speed is how fast, in mph, that her plane is going(Seems to be going pretty fast, i would say about 400-700 mph)

      9. Da Poopz

        Nah, she’s going about five hundred googolplexian lightyears per second. I’m mainly only saying this hoping you’ll look up what a googolplexian is.

      11. fra32

        let me slightly correct the formula:
        dirt^(magic_power * june’s rage / 500) * speed
        We all know that the highter june’s rage is, the stronger she can condense dirt(remember cyrils squish of death?). this combined with the magical power her dirt rod has and then multiplyed by the giant speed. Btw, what does the scouter say about june’s power/rage level?

      12. yetruo

        i like the changes you made but i just though of something else to add, Gravity! i completely forgot about the gravity in the game. would that be added or multiplied to the formula?

      14. D3monic Unicorn

        Actually, going that fast, she’s exceeded terminal velocity, so it’d be better to just facter in the wind resistance. Of course if she’s moving at a constant speed, both gravity AND wind resistance are irrelevant

      15. Blades

        You are getting your mathematics wrong. It is:
        ab*3s(hm-3h*4s)+pq*xb/709psh*jp/r*badass*msxh*ki*ko/i*23k/mbs*kiba

        a = starting altitude before plummeting down to the ground
        s = speed of dirt jet
        b = target’s durability
        h = the jet’s durability
        m = magika/mana
        x = attacker’s health
        p = target’s health
        q = target’s speed
        j = the comic writer’s SWAG/AWESOME (Since this is Jesse, j will be very high
        r = how random the comic is (This is Legend of Maxx, guys, expect high numbers here
        d = how funny the comic is
        k = 50% of the total so far
        i = insanity rating of the main protagonist and antagonist put together (EXTREMELY high here)

      16. Blades

        oh hold on. after the “kiba” is:*un
        u = how much people love the attacker
        n = how much people love the target

      17. Blades

        And, thus, we have our final equation:
        ab*3s(hm-3h*4s)+pq*xb/709psh*jp/r*badass*msxh*ki*ko/i*23k/mbs*kiba*un

  8. Adam

    Either Xanes Dead or Afraid Of June Or just Warning Xylan or Dead Or Xylan or Reporting to the police about an Awesome Comic Strip.

      1. Blades

        EPSEGOMAROP :

        Extremely Pointlessly Stupidly Excessively Groan-worthily Overly Moanishly
        Agonisingly Ragingly Over Powered.

  13. Adam

    When i saw the first panel I was expecting Aley to be referred as Co-Pilot or something similiar.

    1. Pythor728

      But that is main con about june, she uses dirt for ever fight. I mean she is a dryad but still, use a different weapon/technique next time june!!

      2. Covolsky {Troll WarLord}

        dingΒ·us
        ˈdiNGgΙ™s/Submit
        nounNORTH AMERICANSOUTH AFRICANinformal
        noun: dingus; plural noun: dinguses; noun: dinges; plural noun: dingeses
        used to refer to something whose name the speaker cannot remember, is unsure of, or is humorously or euphemistically omitting.
        “here’s a doohickeyβ€”and there’s the dingus”

      3. D3monic Unicorn

        Urban Dictionary has what is perhaps a more fitting definition given the context.

        Dingus

        another word for a spaz.

        NOTE: a dingus is NOT a stupid person, because a dingus is someone who can make you laugh by doing stupid THINGS, but they are not stupid people. a stupid person is an idiot. idiot and dingus are different.
        (your friend is rocking back and forth on their chair and it topples over, thus flinging them across the room)

        you say “dude, you’re such a DINGUS”

      6. D3monic Unicorn

        For some, perhaps, but generally it is a term to refer to people who do stupid things. By your logic, if Maxx is say, grilling Oscar Meyers, he shouldn’t refer the them as weiners. Words often have multiple meanings

      7. Pythor728

        That was my original thought of dingus, it meaning stupid , but still spaz? The pronunciation of dingus sounds nothing too spaz , im just saying it might need to be changed

      8. zurokon

        Wiener are fine when not used in crotch related conversation. Fungus is okay in some non crotch topics. But the way it’s used talking to a key can be seen that way by her actions and this potato

    1. thegamingreaver

      But of course! It would be to anti climactic! We need to see June and Xane duke it out!

    1. zurokon

      Fashionable Duck we know it’s you your avatar isn’t changing when you switch you name please stop spamming with different names.

  26. biosaur

    Aley is awesome wearing those headphones… I can just imagine it being added to terraria as a vanity item.

    1. commanderstitch

      I thought that the cute headphones on aley were the best thing evR. Jesse, I have to hand it to you, This comic MADE MY DAY SO GREAT!!!!!! <3 Joy! Rapture! Happpppppyyyyy!

  31. June

    XD Yes…yes, the headphones were it…We didn’t come here to see the epicness of June doing what she does best, being awesome and destroying crap with her giant fighter jet of dirt. Great comic as usual! I love the effects, and I like the dialogue between the two XD Aley and June make a good team. Gotta love Cyril’s look of complete shock as well XD

      2. Squideer

        The point of that second comment was so nobody could come by and say “I can destroy dungeon blocks without a pickaxe aswell, There’s something called a drill”.

      3. Pythor728

        I know that but, I don’t think anyone has the intention of commenting about the use of drills(saying the comment was worthless)

  39. Starblast16

    Freaking awesome! If this doesn’t kill Xane, I don’t know what will. Also, I how June looks like a freaking maniac when she crashes the Jet into the dungeon.

  41. zothaq

    So glad you made the headphones out of dirt too
    Other low level comic makers would have made them not made out of dirt

  42. nosafterburn

    Cuz it’s the highway to the dangerzone……Yeah, It’s the higway to the Danger ZOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Levi

    Whoopsie, Xane. You didn’t expect that, probably. (I noticed Xane was standing very close to Cyril, so he could have dodged it)

  52. Star and Moon

    So June’s eye’s are purple now? Neat, I guess.

    Don’t be surprised if Xane survived though.

  56. powdershouter

    if only we knew how Xane reacted to a dirt jet hitting him in the face oh well we’ll know when the next comic comes out

  57. Blades

    Anyway, here comes the false victory, and then it shows that Xane changed into a puddle of water to survive the attack. Water never gives up.

  59. Biker Pikachu

    Bu-but I was waiting for cyril’s ultra twin bunnystormga. Was I really the only one?

  61. Agent 101

    I know no-one cares, but I’m gonna rant about how the page loads, but the picture never really does -_-

  62. Agent 101

    I think my avatar looks like he’s from halo πŸ˜€
    P.S. lol, ad for jet fighter lessons at bottom of page XD

  63. Da Poopz

    Am I the only one who thinks its odd that Jesse said kersmash? I guess it’s kind of like the irony-ax.

  64. awrsome

    Since when could dirt plow through multiple tons of stone? Remember how deep these guys are.

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