In which I play ‘How Many Sci-Fi References Can I Cram Into One Comic Panel?’
I’m not saying that having a terrifying space lizard cuddle up to you would be pleasant – just that it would be better than the alternative.
-Jesse
Comic #530: Revelations
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Yay another comic
what on EARTH is happening?
That means I’m second
ok now I’m fourth AND fifth *get dunked on anti Lenny bois*
oh hey am i third now?
ayayayyayaya
lord help me ive become one of them
I’m not fourth
Correct. You are fifth.
Actually, I saw 20+ of other people’s comments (all different), so I am rea–
Also who is this “Someone”⬆️
P.S. that comment should not be finished. That is its destiny
pls no. sans fangirls are not welcome.
ehehehehehe I’m 3rd again
I messed that up :\
dang i wish i could have some lizard people rub against me
and dark matter
I want dark matter but that first part….
Having dark matter would be really boring because it’s invisible and only interacts with normal matter via gravity.
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do not start a war we all know you cant finish sans
fite me
(“ALIENS.” meme)
New comic! Woooooot!
The lizhard are sort of acting like cuddly cats.
Cuddly, scaly, human sized lizard cats with Lazer guns… Okay maybe not cuddly.
I am their QUEEN and i am ashamed of them
Even though they’re warm:>
do they even have a monarchy? if they are advanced surely, they would be past such structure of civilization.
Mehbeh
They’re probably sucking their heat. Just saying
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I read the word succ
Sixth
I wonder if the ancestors actually looked for dark matter or not
SIXTH!?!?!?!?
June isn’t being cuddled because she stabbed the first Lhizahrd that tried. RIP Red Shirt Lhizahrd.
I thought we were done with this 1st and 3rd and 278th thing.
…what?…
Oh that thing. Well, really, there might be a lot of people who read these comics, but just don’t post messages. So, technically, saying you’re “first” is really just saying that you’re probably just the first one to post a comment.
also I don’t think June would give much heat off, being as she is quite “cold blooded” AHAHAHAHA I HATE MY LIFE.
also irony cause her name is “June” which is a summer month *lenny replaces thonk in comment section*
Nice new comic!!! Keep up the good work Jesse
Got my new pic.
That’s a very ‘subtle’ way of exploiting a cult.
Don’t foguet tpo add the bottle of water!
So…They ARE Aliens….
I ship it
nice avatar reference
which Avatar? The awesome one that I will love until the end of time, with outstanding characters, story, imagination, cultural representation, humor, and even FRIGGIN’ MUSIC? Or the one with the blue people?
I like the fist choice
Btw SOMEBODY TOCHA MY SPAGET!?
NO, NOBODY TOCHA YO SPAGET!!
SPAGHETTI!!!!!!!!1
in Be Home For Armageddon, sentient black holes exist. somehow. would be interesting for that to be somewhere on the ship. and anyway, maxx might try to shake hands with it.
And BFDI. Can’t forget about that one time he inhaled an entire wave of forks.
A spatial hug is always nice, but they know they shouldn’t try on June.
I knew this would happen………………………….
Twusterr, wasn’t first…THE LIZAHRDS ARE COMING!
The lizahrds, look kinda cute…
Interesting… and weird
Xane…what are you doing with them sand shark hands?
Eating Cyril again, probably
SEXY HEAT
They sure love to cuddle
And I’m always in a small hotel walking from room to room
You’d think they would find out someone was in the pyramid talking to them, but I guess that’s only what people who aren’t “primitive minds” would find out.
Also I still can’t tell if the purple lizard just likes Maxx’s heat, or Maxx himself.
Ah well, still pretty close
so comic
much wow
like much
Kind of funny… and the Lihzahrds are smart enough to not try and cuddle June
this is cute. warmth is a good thing. *lights fireplace*
CENSORED
Also HECK YEAH 530 COMICS BOI! CONGRATS JESSE
The Lhizarhd seem to be pretty cool characters so far; not surprised that they like human warmth since they’re reptiles; LOL
k
I saw this right after it came out.
really uncomfortable.
I don’t think ancient slaves were viable options for gathering rate materials like those…
Well. Maybe the dark matter but
Oh, don’t mind me!
I’m just dying of laughter over here!
Next comic…
Getting prepared in the bed
Sleeping together
NO STOP THAT’S NOT INNAPROPRIET
I think the only reason they crashed is because they used a lot of dark matter. A singular particle of dark matter weighs approximately one microgram which is 0.000001 gram. You would need one million particles to make one gram. Multiply 1000000 by 22 and you get 22 grams from ~22,000,000 particles. Dark matter is almost black hole dense so from my absolutely horrible math a black hole would destroy everything. By the way IDK what I’m talking about.
I have no idea what that means either
Let’s see hear… Dilithium from Star Trek for FTL travel. Deuterium for use in a fission reactor. Unobtanium, presumably unobtainable, is used for an unknown use. Concentrated dark matter for Rick and Morty for FTL fuel. Did I get it right?
You’ll have to ask Jesse
dark matter is also used as fuel for FTL space ships in futurama
Yeah
Pyramid space ship from stargate?
unobtanium is is a very rare, highly profitable material in the movie”Avatar”
NOOOOO NOT THE LENNYS ANYTHING BUT THE LENNYS
…what?
Where are the flying snakes? [YES, I just now realized that]
Next time, on The Legend of Maxx:
Maxx is going to create an alliance with the lihzahrd!*
Quollud is going to attempt to kill June because Maxx loves her!*
Sophia and Professor… umm… Goblin Tinkerer guy are doing who knows What!*
And….. The Djinn will learn of the Prescence of the Lihzahrd!*
*This is just a guesstimation.*
“Dark matter” …
And none of his ancestors were concerned about that? At all?
Well, if you believed in a God, you would probably do what it says.
deuterium? maxx’s group had that once, for the ship. and it’s un-explained jump cut.
… wow
Let me try to make a Lenny face on the iPad
(^§^)
lol
Let’s try to avoid turning he comments into a sesspool of stuff that needs to be deleted mickxcat
ahem… what you just did… is very, very, forbidden. there is a reason why jesse DELETED an entire months worth of comments.
enjoy comment wide war. and may all know this: Mickxcat started it.
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“Unobtanium”?
It’s “unobtainable”
Unless you know how to use the console commands. 😏
Terraria.Maxx.NightsEdge:Give
Terraria.Maxx.Smartness:Give
Lol
Well that broke up the long period of time in which Jesse did no make comics for THREE MONTHS anyway funny brought back charm form last year
Ok, Jesse is a human too! He needs to take breaks.
Ya! he isn’t a machine that holds the head of a dead god who tried to enslave all of creation, unlike a certain character that we still don’t know what happened to them.
Yeah…….. what did happen to him?
ok, i just realized, if the lizahrd sophia spoke in a deep, god like voice, then what did human sophia sound like here:
http://legendofmaxx.com/archives/1531
What?
So… can we get to the question of WHY ARE THEY MOVING ONTO THE FIERY GREATSWORD BEFORE THEY HAVE THE LIGHT’S BANE?!
they already have it. it was a while ago.
Then WHY’S THE HOLE FOR IT STILL EMPTY?!
It’s actually not, comic (what’s say….) 150 or so, June told Maxx the story of the 5 swords. It’s not a sword from terraria itself, but relevant to the plot….
Keep up the good work Jesse! I love your comics so much! They’re so inspiring! I myself am a fan of Terraria and drawing comics. Your pleasing artwork motivates me to be a better artist! God bless you!
Me too! I agree with you and also I’m a lot like that as well, comics and terraria are LIFE!
No Star Wars references? you let me down Jesse, you let me down…
HEY DON’T DO THAT OR JESSE CAN BAN YOU
THAT = symbols like “#” to put in a place of a swear word.
Sorry my name was changed… Not sure why.
I wonder what will happen when Maxx has to fight the golem… that will be weird
Maybe when he is fighting Golem tge lihzahrds will come in and stop the fight, or they might fight with Golem… Yeah, that will be weird. But maybe Quo’llod ‘n’ company will join Maxx ‘n’ company in the fight
He will make friends probably
Alright… Stable hydrogen, lithium battery stuff, and unobtainium from avatar. How many different fuels do these guys need?
Actually I think ‘unobtainium’ just refers to any unreasonably hard to get fantasy metal.
Like luminite
Doge…
Everyone needs doge for fuel
So stop at your nearest dogs station
Doge station! Dang auto correct
Wheres Tyrone?
You mean ‘when’ is Tyrone. 😏
Good point.
I agree.
Maxx your negotiations may have killed him, it sent a last of warmth across the globe killing anyone and anything- nah just kidding I don’t know
guess whos back… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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KILL ALL LENNYS WITH FIRE
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NO GET CRIMSONED
Welcome
Welcome what?
The Lennies beckon…
BURN THEM!!!
GETSKRATA00F’ED KID! No LeNnEyS!
WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY FIND THE DGIES IN ROBLOX OR POST A LENNY FACE KN THE COMMENTS?!?!?!
here’s the link to the first option
https://web.roblox.com/games/192512575/Find-the-doges-THE-SOURCE?rbxp=7033171
Hey man. Not the time or place to be avertising your Roblox account.
THATS NOT MY ROBLOX ACCOUNT YOU DUMB STUPID RETARTED IDIOT!! That’s a game called “Find the Doges”
-New Update! [The Source]
Oof.
Is that what it is? I can’t open the page
is nobody commenting on the fact that apparently the Lhizahrd are immortal or something? kind of like how the Dryad are immortal, and the Naiad, and… and… oh. OH.
Yeah
well, the npc’s respawn, but in the comic, naiad, nor the dryads, are not npc’s.
I return to reading after a long time and the comments have gone to heck.
Seems about right.
Yep
Totally agree with you.
Well that is weird. Very wired
hmmmmm new comic yay
and also well now we wait
anyone else see that small smile face in the bottom left corner
nope no smilee ):
i love your profile picture by the way
thanks
KILL ALL LENNYS BURN THEIR SPIRITS BURN THEIR HEART BURN THEIR NAILS RIGHT OF THEIR FINGERTIPS KICK THEIR BUTTS ALL THE WAY TO AUSTRALIA!!!!
Why Australia when you can use /delete “Lenny” all
And then the Australians have to deal with them, so deleting is a better option.
Commands for the win.
i’ve been through a lenny war already, result at the end of it. comments were all deleted. all of them.
…
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lenny face Lenny face!!
you monster.
How about no.
Law one. No Lenny’s
This is also laws two through one billion
NO.
NO MORE LENNYS PLEEEEEEEEASE
Lol. Sorry, my brother.
HAPPY FACE!!!11!!!!
—(^§^)—
I don’t wanna deal another Lenny war
THAT FACE IS NOT A LENNY!!
Neither are these
×÷× #0# ¤~¤
/delete “lenny” all
/prevent/(lenny)-(emoji)/post/
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)0=(===>
i am lenny you killed my father prepare to die
well actually, in the rp a while ago, Xyvareth, GPickle, Stardust dragon, and Artman215 “killed” the lennies.
Haha. I didn’t kill you father… I shanked him with sand sharks.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)0=(===>
well why am I still here. also those names are the people who killed my father
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)0=(===>this is my dead father (x_x)
/start new lenny war
/end new lenny war
/cancel new Lenny war
GET REXT SUCCAR
XD
alas, if we must not learn from our history, we are forced to repeat it. heh…
*takes off cloak* —- — —
Bring it on.
(ps, yes, i am Anonymous)
I hope there’s a comic this week…
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CHARGE!!!
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die profile pictures!
Man, you ARE a lunatic. Don’t know about a cultist, tho.
He’s part of the Lenny cult obviously, soooooooooo.
he’s a lunatic lenny soldier
/start new lenny war no takebacks
/no
One day, a potato got squished… (This is a story we may all contribute to. Somebody come up with the next part. Please.)
and then a tomato got squished…(This is a story we may all contribute to. Somebody come up with the next part. Please.)
the murderer of the tomato and the potato was… THE POTAWTO… (This is a story we may all contribute to. Somebody come up with the next part. Please.)
The POTAWTO was a peice of THE LORDE’s lunch that ran away due to too much exposure to NO U (this is a story we can all contribute to. Somebody come up with the next part. please.)
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̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ =[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
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̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ =[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
READY AIM FIRE
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THEY HAVE AK-47s NOW
Stop it, please. Are you trying to delete all the comments?
Also lennys make people ugly, not beautiful
so be it.
*summons a flaming, moon sized cookie to crush the rising lenny army*
*slams it up and down* (CRACK BOOM *cookie crumbling sounds* )
-huff… huff….-
“… .what….?”
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THE LENNIES’ CORPSES SPLIT INTO MORE LIVING LENNIES WITH AK-47s
Yeah, nobody’s playing, so, ummm… have fun by yourself
KILL THE LENNIES
Skrrraa pa pa ka ka ka
Ya dun know
#MegaSharked
but I am a cultist i belive that lenny should be are god and profile picture should kneal before them
━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)
what is the meaning of this he is aiming at ME!
ok lenny most be destroyed
AAAAHHHHHH WHY THE LENNYS WILL KILL US ALL!!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE LENNYS.
Talk about the COMIC UP THERE INSTEAD. That is why the comments exist.
Great work Jesse, if I were in the lizhard’s scales, I would have imitated a good to obtain unobtainable materials too.
god**
L E N N Y I S S U P E R I O R ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴
Enough Lennys
yes enough lennys
And also post a comic Jesse…
Am i an NPC?
Yes, I AM.
ish not really, but I am in the comic, albeit a brief mentioning.
I killed an Admin recently. I wonder if i can help Maxx now.
YOU’RE NOT JESSE REAL JESSE BAN HIM
#typosforlife
They also need more lihzahrd brick
Lennnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!! , !!!
Lennnnnny
(∩ ͡ ° ʖ ͡ °) ⊃-(===>
Blah bleh blah bleh
Who on earth is the man that can poop? *snikering*
Why brother why…
it’s u. you and them have the same picture thing.
Why did you guys make the return of the lennies
I never knew lennies were this cultish, and that they killed the comments section
But I do want to know how the Lizhards would kill everyone
Wasn’t there a Lenny war forever ago?
yes there was, also, Xyvareth, welcome back. (i clicked on your name)
The time where we ruled supreme… Good times…
Bad times indeed…
did someone say “bad times”? *underthonks*
it’s been some time since the last lenny war. and it may have not been the direct cause, but we still managed to get the comments banned for quite some time due to bickering, and me tattling on all ya fools. heh… ya… wasn’t my intention to get us all muted. but it worked for a while didn’t it?
It did work.
Doges works too
https://web.roblox.com/games/192512575/Find-the-doges-THE-SOURCE?rbxp=7033171
Something that is not boring as waiting eternally for Jesse to post a comic
Enough with the advertisement, this is a place FOR FEEDBACK on the comic and NOT A ROBLOX PAGE.
ITS JUST SOMETHING TO DO WHILE YOU WAIT ETERNILALY
JESUS!!!!!!
Yeah its been a while
Episode 2 Revenge of the Lennys.
*cough* if your reffering to star wars, that would be ep. 3.
Episode 1; The Meme Menace.
Yay the Lenny war ended, and quickly!
HALLELUJAH
The battle has ended. But the War has just begun.
This was the first raindrop. to noah’s ark.
I’m really hoping you’re wrong.
Agreed. One Lenny war is enough for my lifetime.
boom this is awesome, as I thought!
When I look back at my old work and comments, it makes me feel like a grizzled veteran returning from the first Lenny war.
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Ok guys, I set a spike trap for the Lennys. They are stupid enough to wander into it. NO MORE LENNYS YAY
But what about the lenny tanks? they’ll just run it over. it’ll be crushed by them. it’ll let the lennies in.
And that’s why I exchanged the tank’s fuel for nitroglycerin. *put on sunglasses* *explosions in the distance behind him*
LET THE LENNY WAR BEGIN! OUCH!!! Who put that spike trap there? RETREAT! I REPEAT: RETREAT! THERE MIGHT BE MORE!!!
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING LEADING MY ARMY? I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SHALL RULE THE LoM REALM LENNIES!
#planetofthenakedapes
Haha you Lenny commander, go back to ya base XD
FIRE THE ARTILLERY!
the sides: (kill the first ones)
lenny’s worshipers:
LennyLegionCommander,
ABeutyfullperson
sea dragon monster,
cyr- i mean guidy
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Neutral:
lunatic cultist,
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Anti-Lenny defence:
Mickxcat,
SUBATOMICZ,
DieTryinq_,
Anonymous/Artman215
Amos/Xyvareth,
Gpickle, (last war)
stardustdragon, (last war)
ect.
we has army, lennies, what u got?
I would prefer to join the anti-Lenny defence. For, um, reasons
Welcome to the rebels.
You pick the defensive side like a coward Shade…
Are you playing both roles or something?
Oh, sorry. It’s from the old war
What bout lil ol me?
I is Lenny worshipper
face my skelenny
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Im on anti Lenny side too.
oh and also we has tanks
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DIE LENNY’S HAHAHHHAAHA YOU ALL WILL GET SHANKED.
ps, this does not inclued everyone, k? there’s a ship ton more XD
O, didn’t see this. Okay!
stop or I’ll have to bring out the big boy!… FoOt LeTtUcE!
Wow, every other universe has it’s own quirks I guess…. mine has the corruption as good guys, this one has cuddly Lizards, and that other one down the street’s got waifus.
Spelt Lihzard wrong, sorry.
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ok FINE! I PUT A GERNADE IN THE TRAP
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R.I.P. LENNY TANKS AND R.I.P. LENNYS
I am ANTI-LENNY!
Your mission, if you choose to accept it:
Delete all coments containing “lenny”
This message wil self destruct in 5…4…3…
*calls lenny police*
Not this crap…
(∩ ͡ ° ʖ ͡ °) ⊃-(===(∩ ͡ ° ʖ ͡ °) ⊃-(===>(∩ ͡ ° ʖ ͡ °) ⊃-(===>(∩ ͡ ° ʖ ͡ °) ⊃-(===>(∩ ͡ ° ʖ ͡ °) ⊃-(===> run! Lenny’s with guns are invading!!!
i believe those are swords. also, lennies with guns can’t shoot because how stupid they are of a meme has impacted their inteligence.
also dey kinda stabbing each other :/ space bar can win you a war kiddo
／ﾌﾌ ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) ）ヽ
/ ｜ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/ ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく ＼ ／
丶＿ ノ ｡ ノ､ ｡|/
`ヽ `ー-‘_人`ーﾉ
丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ
︻̷┻̿═━一-( ͡°ʖ ͡°)
Lenny’s. I hold one of you prisoner! Surrender!
A clone doesn’t matter.
（ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━☆・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ ´¨)
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I have freed him, now face my magic…
SKEEDADLE SKEEDESSION YOU NOW HAVE DEPRESSION
nice!
I actually do have depression….
same, but the difference between you and me is I have Lennys to help cure my depression.
We all got depression here…
I mean ur not wrong
Let’s not repeat this again. EVER. It’s kinda dumb. (The Lenny war I mean)
Yay! Good teamwork guys :3
WOW! MUCH PRISIONER! SUCH JAIL! VERY TRAPPED!
^^ fuk…
Watch your language.
Instead of Lenny war,…..
ROBLOX WAR
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No. Just, no.
…you fools… I have the most powerful Lenny in existence…. surrender or I shall be forced to unleash it apon the comments…. AND DESTROY YOU ALL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
srsly tho I have a very powerful Lenny don’t test me
scratch that… I have a powerful Lenny ARMY
Kid, try as you might, you can’t beat the Lenny comeback.
Do not rekindle the forbidden flame.
DO NOT MAKE ME SHOW YOU DE WAE
fighter boi I’m with the Lenny worshippers so I’m on ur side
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This Lenny is being studied in a contained facility by the anti-Lenny bot. Mk2.
I made his cell magic proof this time……..
Delete that please
It looked different in the comment box….
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I freed the Lenny with conspiracy theories *thonks*
It actually looked cool too…. dang it
ATTENTION WORSHIPPERS OF LENNY, LEND ME YOUR LENNY’S AND I SHALL WIN US THIS WAR WITH THE MOST POWERFUL LENNY IN EXISTENCE, THE ALMIGHTY GOD LENNY. HE SHALL CONQUER ALL FOR HE HAS THE POWER OF ALL LENNYS COMBINED!
Yeah, but Jesse’s got a little button called “delete”
Ye Lennys shan’t win thy war
that is what you think, anti Lenny drone
:＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣＞
ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´
ゝ、 `（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／
> ,ノ I thought you knew that freedom always wins ∠_,,,/´” the war
I have a large range of Lennys at my disposal. just warning ya. also p.s. jesse ik you read every comment so you probs won’t have much time to read this. give the Lennys a chance before judging them. feel, even if for only a moment, the power of having Lenny with you. also I’m pretty sure this war could end with fanart of maxx vs an army of Lennys *intensive thonkery*
guys I’m legit just saying put Lenny faces as replies, lend me Lennys so I can summon jeebus lenny
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H-ll-! -‘m pr-t-typ- L3NNY
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Hello! I’m prototype L3NNY! I am a new prototype Lenny that learns and adapts! I am currently using this lucky sir as a host! I create weapons against the meanie Anti-Lennies!
Not bad robot Lenny. Can u communicate with our lost friend, Jonas? I am a robotic scientist and I want to learn your power.
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then test a hypothetical time machine, go back, and kill your creator to see if you could make yourself dissapear, so you can do the same to us.
SUPRISE BOULDER TRAP now all lennys are dead
you cannot kill what has no physical body. we aren’t happydays
WYVERN TIME!!!
This is an awesome plotline the comic is going through, and I check back almost daily for a new one. It’s always a huge surprise when that little forward arrow is green again.
I think I’ve found something deader than someone who eats tide pods, and its lenny wars.
Couldn’t you enjoy a comic and comments without this?
On another note, is Sophia alive still? Or am I forgetting plot already
Affirmative
Initializing shutdown.exe
robo.removeitem 0006c711 1
system 32 deleted
WYVERN TIME!!!!
*cough* that was s’posed to be a reply…
it glitched? idk. but it’s here now… huh… oh well.
Seriously, guys? Lennies disrupt the usual flow of the comment section.
It would be nice to maybe NOT spam the comments with poorly drawn text armies
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I am God Lenny. I have the power if every Lenny in existence. this war has been claimed by the almighty Lenny army. *comment section destruction*
looks like god Lenny was beaten by a comment box :/
well played Jesse… well played
You didn’t expect that to happen?
oh wait no its fine on pc
Ba dum CRASH