Comic #484

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Comic 484: In which we play the fun-filled game, ‘how many references can Jesse squeeze into one comic?’

Sophia has a tendency to hang off of stuff.

This comic will answer a few questions about J.o.N.A.S.’ nature. Namely, that there is no way that this can go wrong.

-Jesse

181 thoughts on “Comic #484”

      1. Sophia The Mechanic

        maybe! I just hope I installed his happy-core! And didn’t forget to put Wheatly in!
        2 REFERENCES IN ONE!!!

      2. Bystander # 78904658

        You do know that Wheatley is 25% corrupt right? Becuase when you stick the corrupt cores onto him the announcer says Central core at 50% corruption.

      6. HUGE fan

        Smurg, Marvin was annoying, I don’t think he ever had a sense of humor, or a happy ‘childhood’. And this guys is mildly funny! That’s already 100,000,000,000,000,000 times better

      9. Mental Mouse

        He looks like IM4U from an old college comic I say called “Eyebeam”.
        Oh hey, you can still read it at the obvious .com address. Basically a robot butler who escaped from his alien masters because he’s a lazy bum. Among other character faults. 😉 )

  3. Twuster

    Wait…
    This isn’t about the Jonas Brothers?
    Well, the unrelated fanart I made is useless now…

      3. KingCreepKiller

        When merchant gets coin gun.. WORLD ENDS (Partially because of the amount of ammunition in there…

      3. Dank Lord Xyvareth

        I must’ve read that wrong. I thought you were implying… other things.

        Don’t ship possibly dead kings and nerdy wizards. It doesn’t mix. I learned that in science class.

  7. plokijjikolp

    Sophia has programmed a god’s head that June will get along with.

    Ladies and gentlemen, the Earth’s demise. Or whatever planet Terraria is on.
    Terra?

    2. PieOfCthulhu

      I think Terraria is definitely on Earth, as the Party Girl has been to Sweden. Terraria seems to be a country/island that somehow has several different climates and biomes. It seems to be a mix between multiple countries, one of which may be Scotland, as many Terraria backgrounds are mountainous and hilly, but none of them go TOO high. It would also make sense that the common climate (the one shared between the most biomes) seems to be the colder part of the average temperatures. Terraria has rain somewhat commonly, and has some snowy areas, which fits with the bad weather and occasional cold(er) area. The desert and jungle are where things make less sense (let’s ignore everything supernatural, as those biomes seem to share the common climate as well anyway).

    1. Magic Flower

      you’re lucky that you aren’t a magic flower that floats around the subconscious of a scholar that cant remember anything he learned. And the blue flower that gets 3 comic pages of a zoomed in face reveal and turns into just a few blocks of black backgrounded blocks text.

      3. Bowl of two Goldfish

        Well at least you’re not mistaken by a guardian angel for a bone head “chosen one” who’s only ability appears to be sword play.

  15. lvl100seaal

    J.o.N.A.S. is going to steal the ship. Enslaving a god? There is no way in any part of anywhere this could go well.

  19. WoodchuckXL

    Okaaaaayyyyyy, that is weird. Anyway I can’t wait to see what the boat will look like once it’s done.

      3. Magic Flower

        dude his wife died 5 seconds after he got married, he got mauled by a shark, stung by giant hornets, chased by corrupted rodents and he is about to enter a boat that questions the laws of physics and reality.
        Wouldn’t you be depressed in this situation?

      5. tobtob9182

        Not, necessarily, no. Except for the first one. That is like, weeks depressing. But you would think his mind was taken off of it with all of the (*couph* mainly mauling *couph*) attacks at him, you know?

  24. Ty

    Maybe. I like the story about how she wanted to use the ancient bearded warrior’s head. I want to say it’s a reference to something but I can’t remember…

      5. Elder Fungus

        My name idea is Jacuzzi-operating Neurological Awesomeness (and the S for Sophia as a kind of signature.).

      1. Elder Fungus

        I don’t think it could be apropos because that doesnt fit in at all. Its probably a teensy weensy spelling mistake.

      2. Iælcœt

        Actually, apropos can be used properly in this situation.(didn’t know until I googled it. Ya learn new things each day…)

      3. Xyvareth

        Maybe it’s a Greek root thing. I spell “Pandemonium” as “Pandaemonium” because daemonium means place of the evil spirits, and pan means all, and you should be able to piece that together.

  30. ExtremeSManpig

    J.o.N.A.S is quite scary…especially being a floating head and all. I really feel an evil vibe from him…

    Thanks for updating the picture BTW! <3

    Luv ya Jesse~!

      5. Xylan

        I dont really know either… Dad, you had the idea of this name… Just pronounce it Zai-len or Ksai-Len

    1. That one guy

      Nah, she could have been doing it since she was 100, I doubt this was something she did her entire life 🙂

  37. MarioKart7z

    “What could possibly go wrong?”
    -Bubsy, a very, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, BERRY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY long time ago

  38. someone

    My bet is that it’s an allusion to the biblical dude who got eaten by a whale. But maybe it can also stand for Just One Normal (abominable) Ship.

  40. Eleonyx

    J.o.N.A.S. will probably try to destroy them all, as soon as the ship will have all the weapons connected to him. This is gonna be fun!

  43. Sophia The Mechanic

    Has anyone thought about maybe the Cosmic God AGREED to be turned into a computer?

  49. Sophia The Mechanic

    I just realized something. Jesse, did you use the same general sprite as that part on the plane, just different eyes?

    1. Piranha Bunny

      Think crimson. Or tissue samples. Or creepers. I mean, Maxx has to fight it sometime, right?

    1. doctoredwardrichtofen

      NO!!! I hate ze Samantha, I also hate maxxis and I know he is ze super computer system installed into ze mainframe of ze vessel. He just got his stupid memory erased from ze power of ze rift but knows zo stop me.

  60. Thedarkpheonixlord

    hey jesse when you are done with the legend of maxx you should take all of the characters and put them in starbound

  61. Thedarkpheonixlord

    but change them so they are one of the races in starbound for example dryads as floran and humans as humans lol maybe goblins as nova kids and there are penguins and bunnies in starbound

  63. Alien man

    Hmmmmmmmmm I wonder if J.o.N.A.S. Will call on me to invade pre hard mode and if the comic will continue after wife to defeat the moon lord and an npc that’s new

  66. Zucriy Amsuna

    I’m wondering if J.o.N.A.S. will later condense himself into the Cyborg NPC. Or perhaps create it (or request its creation) as a remote vehicle for him.

  67. Carson

    Ok, as for who the other head for J.O.N.A.S. could have been, I am all but certain this is referencing Gurren Lagann.

  68. иⅰБЧК ɬ§ч∆∂∑

    Hah, could be.
    Let’s just hope J.O.N.A.S. Doesn’t start getting his slavery ideas again…. That wouldn’t be good for him, seeing how June is around

  72. Zero

    So, yeah, we know who this guy’s a reference to.

    But that description also totally fits Lordgenome. Except maybe the leather part.

    Just saying.

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