Comic 484: In which we play the fun-filled game, ‘how many references can Jesse squeeze into one comic?’
Sophia has a tendency to hang off of stuff.
This comic will answer a few questions about J.o.N.A.S.’ nature. Namely, that there is no way that this can go wrong.
-Jesse
That is Scary…
It seems intelligent… But will it be a case similar to Marvin in the Hitchhicker’s?
maybe! I just hope I installed his happy-core! And didn’t forget to put Wheatly in!
2 REFERENCES IN ONE!!!
You do know that Wheatley is 25% corrupt right? Becuase when you stick the corrupt cores onto him the announcer says Central core at 50% corruption.
head of a god who treid to enslave hummanity. hmm maybe er umm. CHTULU
Cthul-imati Confirmed!
ZIS IS BAD. ZIS IZ VERY BAD. 🙁
Smurg, Marvin was annoying, I don’t think he ever had a sense of humor, or a happy ‘childhood’. And this guys is mildly funny! That’s already 100,000,000,000,000,000 times better
Marvin wasn’t anoying, he was funny because he was so depressed
Speaking of hitchhiker’s, what didn’t Jesse name the computer “Deep Thought”?
He looks like IM4U from an old college comic I say called “Eyebeam”.
Oh hey, you can still read it at the obvious .com address. Basically a robot butler who escaped from his alien masters because he’s a lazy bum. Among other character faults. 😉 )
What
Cyril got rekt
Wait…
This isn’t about the Jonas Brothers?
Well, the unrelated fanart I made is useless now…
I really don’t think things are going to go well with this new cyber computer…
Maxx needs a megashark!!! who agrees?
ME!!!
no… A COIN GUN! The ammo? HE’LL STEAL FROM THEY MERCHANT!
He’ll be able to get revenge on the merchant for selling the town!
When merchant gets coin gun.. WORLD ENDS (Partially because of the amount of ammunition in there…
nah he’d sell it. he likes money too much.
YAY more Cyril nerdiness
I know right I love how Cyril’s so informational cause I’m the same way… *blush*
If you’re implying what I think you’re implying, I’m outta here. O_o
So you’re calling me a nerd? A nerd clone?
I must’ve read that wrong. I thought you were implying… other things.
Don’t ship possibly dead kings and nerdy wizards. It doesn’t mix. I learned that in science class.
Also, you know that you’re he clone because I createdd my account before you right? Right? lol
… 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 😐 …
uhh…
Woah terra, u goku!?
*gulp* eeeerrrrrm….
DISCLAIMER: I do not have romantic feelings towards the nerd, and I never will. Don’t listen to my clone.
hi cyril
Sophia has programmed a god’s head that June will get along with.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Earth’s demise. Or whatever planet Terraria is on.
Terra?
Terra is Roman for Earth, ground or dirt. So you’re saying still saying Terraria’s on Earth
Well, It’s in the name, so I guess it is. What a plottwist.
The continent is called Terraria, ISN’T IT OBVIOUS???
The continent, or the planet?
It’s complicated
Yeah, but Terraria is plural for Terrarium, which is a (usually artificially created) ecosystem.
I think Terraria is definitely on Earth, as the Party Girl has been to Sweden. Terraria seems to be a country/island that somehow has several different climates and biomes. It seems to be a mix between multiple countries, one of which may be Scotland, as many Terraria backgrounds are mountainous and hilly, but none of them go TOO high. It would also make sense that the common climate (the one shared between the most biomes) seems to be the colder part of the average temperatures. Terraria has rain somewhat commonly, and has some snowy areas, which fits with the bad weather and occasional cold(er) area. The desert and jungle are where things make less sense (let’s ignore everything supernatural, as those biomes seem to share the common climate as well anyway).
Why do I have a bad feeling about this…?
There goes the neighborhood
Jesse how do you get your wild trains of thought?
AHA! I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BE LIKE COURAGE’S COMPUTER!
but…but with that head they won’t be able to pierce the heavens…
HAH
i realy didnt exspect to be so so um… ugly
HEEZ ALIVE. AHHHHHHHH (zis is totally neo-goblin.)
no offence trod myself
you’re lucky that you aren’t a magic flower that floats around the subconscious of a scholar that cant remember anything he learned. And the blue flower that gets 3 comic pages of a zoomed in face reveal and turns into just a few blocks of black backgrounded blocks text.
HEY! 🙁 you hurt my feelings.
You’re lucky that you’re not in hell (Or wherever I am) through…
Well at least you’re not mistaken by a guardian angel for a bone head “chosen one” who’s only ability appears to be sword play.
J.o.N.A.S. is going to steal the ship. Enslaving a god? There is no way in any part of anywhere this could go well.
J.o.N.A.S. IS the ship.
Yay, comic 22 squared
Cyril, you got shrekt.
“Hah! Burn! I like this guy already” is now my new Desktop photo… best June smile YET!!!
Okaaaaayyyyyy, that is weird. Anyway I can’t wait to see what the boat will look like once it’s done.
I”M so excited to see these reactivated. loves jesse. <3 😀
Has anyone noticed that Cyril whispers a lot now? It’s just, weird, you know? Has something made him depressed?
DID YOU FORGET HIS FLOWER?
Believe me, I haven’t.
Hmm, touché Sophia.
dude his wife died 5 seconds after he got married, he got mauled by a shark, stung by giant hornets, chased by corrupted rodents and he is about to enter a boat that questions the laws of physics and reality.
Wouldn’t you be depressed in this situation?
Plus i iove with Maxx.
Not, necessarily, no. Except for the first one. That is like, weeks depressing. But you would think his mind was taken off of it with all of the (*couph* mainly mauling *couph*) attacks at him, you know?
hmm im more concerned by the fact June seems to be going slightly insane
…and you realize this now? She’s been complaining about her going crazy for 400 years now.
This will be perfect!
Fish1: one could go wrong???
Fish2: everything… Just… Everything -_-
NEW CHARACTER IN THE CHARACTER CLUB! ITS A BOWL OF TWO GOLDFISH!!!
Maybe. I like the story about how she wanted to use the ancient bearded warrior’s head. I want to say it’s a reference to something but I can’t remember…
Terry Pratchett.
Is J.o.N.A.S Tabuu?
lol
Look like it
J.o.N.A.S. What does your name stand for?
no idea
Jesse
Obviously
Needed
A
Staling
My name idea is Jacuzzi-operating Neurological Awesomeness (and the S for Sophia as a kind of signature.).
It’s a good thing June stopped Cyril, he was about to spell ‘appropriate’ wrong
Woo. I wasn’t the only one who saw that grammar mistake.
Unless he was actually going to say “apropos”. Considering it’s Cyril we’re talking about…
I don’t think it could be apropos because that doesnt fit in at all. Its probably a teensy weensy spelling mistake.
Actually, apropos can be used properly in this situation.(didn’t know until I googled it. Ya learn new things each day…)
Maybe it’s a Greek root thing. I spell “Pandemonium” as “Pandaemonium” because daemonium means place of the evil spirits, and pan means all, and you should be able to piece that together.
Hey, at least they can’t see their own text bubbles. Unless they eat lots of carrots. Or are Deadpool.
They can though, remember Eye-spy?
Knits a evil gods head what could go rong
It’s
Faker
The references are strong in this one.
Faker ANOTHER ONE
My name is Max :3
J.o.N.A.S is quite scary…especially being a floating head and all. I really feel an evil vibe from him…
Thanks for updating the picture BTW! <3
Luv ya Jesse~!
I feel some noice at there,wonder why
I want a video of you making a comic. I am curious with how you do the sprites.
I get the Terry Pratchett reference…
He kinda looks like the leader of Martians…
I really have to agree on you Xylan. P.S. How do you pronounce your name?
I really
Really
REALLY don’t know how.
Psssssst. To be honest, I don’t really know either,
That must suck dude! 😛
I pronounce it zie-lin
Makes sense. NEEEEEEEEEXT!
I dont really know either… Dad, you had the idea of this name… Just pronounce it Zai-len or Ksai-Len
No, it was your mom.
(Yvonne: IRL, I say Zai-len.)
all hail dank lord Xyvareth. I come from the moon.
Ayy, moon bro.
Ayy, Lmao
I pronounce it Zi-lon
I just say Xylan= S-ai-la-n
Xyvareth= Se-y-ba-r-ea-th
pronounce them zi-lon and zi-var-eth
idk if were getting any of them right xD
Xylan- Zi-lin
Xyvareth-Zi-var-ith
jesse,the game says the dryard are 500 years old. is this a pre-terreria?
Nah, she could have been doing it since she was 100, I doubt this was something she did her entire life 🙂
What does J.o.N.A.S stand for?
Jester of (the) Naiads Are Stupid
Jesse
Obviously
Needed
A
Stalling
“What could possibly go wrong?”
-Bubsy, a very, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, BERRY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY long time ago
My bet is that it’s an allusion to the biblical dude who got eaten by a whale. But maybe it can also stand for Just One Normal (abominable) Ship.
Oh my! It reminds me of when… actually. I already forgot it.
J.o.N.A.S. will probably try to destroy them all, as soon as the ship will have all the weapons connected to him. This is gonna be fun!
Why dont u find out in the next few comics?
How do you change your Gravatar? I can’t change my picture away from my randomly generated pic.
I think J.o.N.A.S is a follower of Zamorak.
And I JUST watched The Avengers for the first time today.
How about that?
Has anyone thought about maybe the Cosmic God AGREED to be turned into a computer?
Dun. Illuminati confirmed.
Aren’t you dead? I could have sworn it was revealed either Xane or Xylan killed you a while ago.
Yes, I am dead. But neither of those two killed me.
Oh okay, I just stole your extra murama- WHAT You are dead!!!???
No. If you look on the wiki, my clone may or may not be dead.
Dude, stop. Seriously. People who have crushes on Cyril arguably aren’t very good Xyvareths (Xyvari? Xyvabethren?)
You made a good J.o.N.A.S.
when is the next comic
I am thinkink it iz on Monday.
Thanks Doctor Von Vimplegürger!
OMG IT’S ALIVE!!! ALIVE!!! ALLLLLIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!!
On the terraria website: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6tWxzxbC5s
oops, wrong one: https://terraria.org do up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter.
Me, too. I remember him saying it takes like an hour or so.
y el moon lord
I just realized something. Jesse, did you use the same general sprite as that part on the plane, just different eyes?
I, AM THE MOON LORD!
And I approve on this new character.
I AM IRON MAN!!!
And I approve of this
I AM THE DRAGON REBORN!!! And I approve this comment
ITS DOCTOR MAXXIS, KILL IT KILL IT BEFORE ITS ZOO LATE AND HE STOPES MY MY PLANS!!!!
And my plan is zoo zake over zee zombies
By going to ze moon and zrade bodies vith Samantha
Brraaaaaainnnss!! (What in Terra?! What did we do to you?!)
Vhy hello zombie l, soon I vill control you and all other zombies
Lovecraftian… Jesse, are you foreshadowing the brain being chtulhu’s?
Think crimson. Or tissue samples. Or creepers. I mean, Maxx has to fight it sometime, right?
Hi giant blue head on bottle that’s probably ripping off some T.V. Show
Richthofen you should come back with a Samantha pic now
NO!!! I hate ze Samantha, I also hate maxxis and I know he is ze super computer system installed into ze mainframe of ze vessel. He just got his stupid memory erased from ze power of ze rift but knows zo stop me.
Hmm.. a computer that has slayed a god.
Great idea!
You mean IS a god.
Trying to get that one leather cape fighting reference.
the leather cape thing is probably not a reference
hey jesse when you are done with the legend of maxx you should take all of the characters and put them in starbound
but change them so they are one of the races in starbound for example dryads as floran and humans as humans lol maybe goblins as nova kids and there are penguins and bunnies in starbound
Brraaaaaainnnss (…no way this can go wrong)
MAXX!!! THERE IS A ZOMBIE HERE!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm I wonder if J.o.N.A.S. Will call on me to invade pre hard mode and if the comic will continue after wife to defeat the moon lord and an npc that’s new
Does J.o.N.A.S. remind anyone else of Zordon from the original Power Rangers?
I have a random great idea…..J.o.N.A.S becomes the Moon Lord!
I’m wondering if J.o.N.A.S. will later condense himself into the Cyborg NPC. Or perhaps create it (or request its creation) as a remote vehicle for him.
Ok, as for who the other head for J.O.N.A.S. could have been, I am all but certain this is referencing Gurren Lagann.
Yup, ancient bearded warrior is obviously Lordgenome.
This is the ship that will pierce the east sea! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!!!
Hah, could be.
Let’s just hope J.O.N.A.S. Doesn’t start getting his slavery ideas again…. That wouldn’t be good for him, seeing how June is around
nobody is reading that cryil
and welcome to the club hana! lol
Well….. Now June likes something tho
So, yeah, we know who this guy’s a reference to.
But that description also totally fits Lordgenome. Except maybe the leather part.
Just saying.
Welcome megamind to Terraria, everyone.
You’ve never read Hemingway.
Isn’t J.o.N.A.S. like the Spiral King from Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan?
Love the gurren lagann reference
Ah damnit.
You missed out on such an opportunity.
He could’ve been Zanza.