Comic #459

Here you go, first comic in a while that’s not coming to you from the east coast!

Maxx has very good leg strength. And June and Cyril should start a pessimism club together.

In other news, Super Smash Bros for Wii U is awesome!! I’ve already put many hours into it and plan on putting in many more. I would love to fight some of you online, but unfortunately it looks like my Internet connection can’t handle it without lag. I might try it with some local friends to see if it can be manageable, but I don’t want to disappoint you guys by getting a match all ready and then lagging it out. I might have to do something drastic like set up at a friend’s house and let you know when I’ll be available. I’ll keep you posted!

Have a good weekend!

-Jesse

149 thoughts on “Comic #459”

      1. Haven’t really settled on a main yet, I want to like Shulk but he feels a little clunky to me. Marth is still a classic, Greninja’s pretty good, Bowser Jr is fun. I’m still shuffling trying to figure out who I like the most!

      2. Jesse check some of the comments below there is a HUGE debate that we need to settle! Kinda of a ridiculous one but a debate none the less. 😀

      3. Also will Maxx go into hard mode and make the Terra Blade and then after that’s over will the series continue into Terraria 2?

      4. I’m either stick with samus or I’m going for grenija or megaman But some of the Mario’s are extremely versatile but shulk is really good and so is zero suit samus

      5. I prefer to play as Ness, Quote. And Troll Warlord. And Ironwill. And Dracocraft. And Jesse.(“Fellow man. And woman. And Dryad.”)

      6. Have you tried Ness out? He’s actually kind of OP if you know how to human cannonball correctly. It’s hilarious, because people don’t expect you to just fly into the air. I loved EarthBound too, soooo YAYYYY!!

      7. I actually prefer Village from animal crossing in the new smash. Gotta love chopping down trees onto your opponents

  1. Maxx, you poor, loyal friend. I’ll bet she won’t even say thank you for breaking her fall in panels 2 and 3.

    That’s gotta be one of the best June quotes now. “Oh. Figures.” XD

    1. One might say that Maxx is a little TOO loyal. It definitely isn’t good for his health.

      I love the sound effects in this comic.

  2. Also, how does June’s vines stay in place this entire time? Even from the plane crash they should’ve flown off by now.

    1. Keep in mind they have to be pretty tight to stay on her at all.
      Also, they may be infested with some kind of magical dryad-y stuff.

      1. Well now we are on this topic maybe they are wrapped around her so they won’t fall also they don’t cover much you would think there would be more leafs on the vines or something to cover her up and keep her warm. Also doesn’t she needs shoes or something because wouldn’t her feet get frostbite or slivers or something?

      2. Hmm but if she is passed out for a long time wouldn’t the magic need fuel. Still can’t belive this is a debate. X3

      3. She never saw it coming. Also, she braced herself for the crash when the stewardess failed to show how to use a seatbelt.

    1. Nah, he acted too flirty when is visor was *interpretation for a violent strike*-ed by June.
      Also slime babies.
      Also ice slimes.
      Also imminent death poecy.
      Also armor.
      Also June’s conciousness
      Also Dirt Rod.
      Also hard mode.

      1. … I can be either ashamed of you or proud. But I don’t EXACTLY know what you mean.
        I have a hint, though.
        BeTer Wach owT, ThOh. ThA GrAmEr NaTseeeeeees are Bean HunTEd.

    1. I know, but Player characters always had leg power. You know, because they jump twelve feet tinto the air?

  3. Now I wonder what’s at the bottem, IF Maxx survives long enough to get nights edge,
    Will he end up getting Terra blade?

  4. It’s a little too optimistic to think that June and Cyril would actually create a Pessimism club

  5. first hour of playing smash for wii u: as it was the first day of sale, i bught it and managed to try everything.

    1. It’s crazy just how many modes and options there are to try out! Huge contrast with games like Mario Kart 8.

      1. You threw the “Red Shell”! “Red Shell” missed the target!
        You used the “Starman”! But nobody was nearby…
        FRANTIC MODE ACTIVATE

      2. i almost forgot! i even bought an amiibo figure. to stop the hate, i wont tell you who it is, but it seems a little pointless :/. can anyone help me in this case of what to do with it?

      3. Brought it the day it released but haven’t opened it yet. My dislike the the system makes it hard to do, but my need to play with Zero Suit Samus is strong. Also that book won’t edit itself Jesse 🙂

    1. Totally Not a Pickle

      BUDADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA
      BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
      hug… huff…
      *SCREEEEEEEEEECH* KAPLAM
      BANG BANG chic chic BANG BANG BANG

      1. Well hah ha. I used a tactical shotgun.
        … That actually still might not be enough.
        Tactical shotgun from Terraria!
        BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
        BADADADADADADADADADADADADA(Chain Gun)
        (Shroomite armor and Tsunami)
        Bwaaang. Bwaaaang. Bwaaaang
        Bing Bing bang boom boomboom boom

  6. Chickenfromthefront

    I’m really wondering why you separated Maxx and June from the rest like this. This might just be my inner fangirl squeeing, but I’m hoping it’s ROMANCE.

  7. Chickenfromthefront

    Also, can we have SHBLUT become a meme, so when I’m a millionaire youtuber in ten years I can just say SHBLUT in a certain situation and everybody’ll get it, but nobody knows where the meme originally came from and I can say like: ‘Did you know that that meme was originally a sound effect was from The Legend of Maxx, you know, that wewbcomic from the famous writer, Jesse McMinn, and I helped make it a meme by saying: ‘[start from top of comment]

  8. Jesse, are you going to try to include all the NPCs like the painter, dye trader, party girl, stylist, angler, witch doctor, clothier, pirate, truffle, wizard, steam punker, cyborg, (Santa?), and the traveling merchant? And/or all the bosses?

  9. The usual day for June. Passing out then falling down a cliff into an icy cave and then wake up being held above a huge pit by the guy you hate most.

    Figures.

    1. Spelling is not grammar. However, grammar isn’t supposed to be capitalized, so you didn’t completely fail to annoy a grammar nazi.

  10. I’ll bet they are stranded on that mountain…and its uncharted…Gilligan’s Island all over again!

  11. Will June finally be good to Maxx after this?
    (Lol,that question is like asking if the internet exists)

    1. Nah, she’ll just be a dictator and force Maxx to do slightly more difficult tasks.
      … Oh wait. That’s being good to Maxx in her standards.

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