Comic #448

I don’t know what you were all expecting, but it probably wasn’t this.

Deus ex machina– or, more accurately, machina ex deus.

-Jesse

223 thoughts on “Comic #448”

      1. Bystander # 78904658

        doesn’t it look like the cart fell from above? If he blurred the treads a little it would look like they were turning making it seem more like it didn’t fall, unless it did fall or is riding the waves

    1. Paladin of nonsense

      This wrench truck dosent seem to stop…It is going to crash Maxx and other NPCs too…

  1. Nope. I was not expecting that. Great job!

    Pixelated Pinkie Pie’s eyes look sort of psychotic. That scares me. Did she hit her head? That would explain the giant wrench in the boat…ummm…what is it?

    I love how all of their reactions were different. June needs to be smacked. Hannah needs a raise. Aley and Cyril? Pfff. They need to man up. Or fairy up. Whatever.

      1. FCtheHalfDragon

        You are correct. The Party Girl NPC is based off of the MLP character Pinkie Pie, who throws parties and is crazy. I would say the Mechanic (Sofia) has gotten too many electrical shocks from the Wires and other mechanisms she has (she does sell that type of stuff to you in Terraria)

      2. either the mechanic is literally the party girl with a PHD in electronics and he just combined them both into 1 insane supernova of crazy, or when and if the party girl DOES show up she’ll meet up with the mechanic and things will get epically nutsoballz crazy hilarious…. i’m not sure which one i’d enjoy more, but i do know that i’d enjoy borth of them about 2000 times more than i enjoy hyrule warriors (which i’m crazy about)

      3. FCtheHalfDragon

        if both the Party Girl and the Mechanic became friends, the Mechanic could help wire up the party lights and other stuff, or they would work together to make a fourth wall breaking confetti-powered Wrench Tank! i like the second option better!

  2. First I was going to say “Hey jesse the Tinkere’s and Mechanic’s sprites are too high and then I realized they were in an epic machine death roller coaster tank car.

  3. Who else would want a wrench tank like that just to roll around and shoot giant wrenches at random buildings?

  4. Brian DeLaqueeshinus Johnson

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    1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

      It gets on my nerves when people spam exclamation marks and leave 1’s at the end or anywhere in the spam. It just feels wrong.

      1. Brian DeLaqueeshinus Johnson

        YO MAN NO HATE BRO BUT I HATE WHEN PEOPLE GO LIKE B055 5N1P3R5 Y0 L3TT3R5 M1X W1TH NU11B3R5 Y0. IT JUST FEELS WRONG

        OT: I can’t believed you resulted to a deus ex machina. I thought there was gonna be an intense duel between Maxx and Xylan. Still a wrench tank is pretty clever. Machina ex Machina I’d say!

    1. FCtheHalfDragon

      When i saw the Mechanic’s face, it kind of looked like she was yelling “LEROY JENKINS”. Just imagine going Leroy Jenkins with a freaking Wrench Tank!!!

  5. I hate having to type in my email and username every time I post a comment.
    Does anyone else agree with that?

      1. Why can’t you just… let it go?

        I’m kidding, though, Frozen isn’t good enough to still be so popular.

  6. oh my god, my ribs broke from so much laughing out loud and WTFing!!! Jesse, you have given me my most laughable moment in my life, nothing can top this!!! I now officially say you have even beat Redigit in Terrarian Epicness

      1. CaptainBatWings

        He’s talking about the “naiads can control/walk on water” part, hence “Jesus was a naiad?”

  7. What’s her thing with wrenches, wrench canon, wrench boat, wrenches everywhere, if she’s the one who made the traps I’m surprised that she made them spike balls instead of wrenches attached to chains.

    1. Welcome to wrench world! Made by are founder super obsessed wrench lady. With special attractions such a the famous wrench coaster, Wack a goblin ( with a wrench) the house of pain (including 37 wrench related traps) come on down and increase your medical insurance!

      1. Don’t forget the famous foodplaces, such as McWrench, Wrench King, and Wrench Bell! They all serve Wrench McWrenchetts, Big Wrenchs, and more, all professionally cooked with wrenches ontop of a wooden wrench on fire. That was lit with a wrench.

  8. Um… How did they get out. Last I checked a wrench got stuck in the tinkerer’s head…

  9. Pickhamaxeblade

    YOU LEAVE ME WAITING ALL WEEK AFTER A CLIFFHANGER, AND NOW THIS!?!?!! THIS IS SOMEHOW A BETTER AND WORSE CLIFFHANGER THAN LAST TIME AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

    I need a life

  10. Pickhamaxeblade

    Can you try to put the comic back to Mon-Wed-Fri? I obviously can’t handle the stress……..

  11. If you can dodge a wrench tank you can dodge a ball. Clearly Xylan was bad at dodgeball as a kid.

  12. I would like to humbly state that I did indeed predict this in the last comic’s comments. The tinkerer and Sophia needed to be tied in, and we’ve been in the dungeon just long enough that this practically had to be the moment.
    And I love it. Keep up the great work!

  13. Huh…well, I think it’s safe to say that I did not see that coming o.o

    (Great comic, Jesse! XD Definitely laughed out loud for this one!)

  14. The wrench got a super size

    Like, when the first time we see it, it was a Human-sized wrench and now, it’s a giant wrench more than 2 peeps standing up each other

    1. as a side note, the NPCs in the legend of maxx are infinitely more useful than they are in the game, jesse you should really make a mod or ask a modder to make a mod making the npcs useful/hilarious like they are in this comic. (totally not a wall of text

  15. FCtheHalfDragon

    well that Wrench Tank could definitely take care of Xane if he shows up again before they all leave the Dungeon (and Skeletron too, if Jesse decides to ever use that boss in the comic). June may have plot armor and deadly anger management problems, but the Sofia the Mechanic has pyscho armor and a freaking Wrench Tank.

  16. I just don’t know how, but i was EXPECTING that the next comic would have something with the mechanic and the goblin tinkerer in it

  17. IT’S THE WRENCH TANK, VER. 0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.1! Just wait for ver 0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.2! Of course, it will be much better at ver 0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.9.1.2.5!

    1. Actually, there’s a weird flying digging mount in 1.3, it digs like twice as fast as the shroomite claw it looks like from the picture.

      1. But it’d be cool if there was a mount with an attack… like a wrench tank that fires… wrenches!

    1. FCtheHalfDragon

      sorry, it is just that some people don’t know what an APC is. Plus, Wrench Tank sounds way more catchy than Wrench APC.

      …Wrench APC sounds like you are destroying a computer with a wrench, i just realized that.

      1. Yeah, I knew about the hammush obviously, but that’s the first time I’ve noticed this. Also, in a Terraria mod called NTerraria, there’s another reference to LoM. It’s a quote from a rabbit NPC that says “There is a legend that on another world, a guide has used Rabbit Storm skill.” (He teleports you between worlds, so this makes sense actually.)

  18. And absolutely no one saw the giant wrench-minecart-tank speeding straight at them? Or do these characters see things in a limited third-person box as we do?

  19. The wrench cannon 2.0! Now portable in a tread tank.

    BTW Jesse: Machina is pronounced ma-kee-na right? My friend doesn’t believe it and he reads the comic and my comments.

  20. Y isn’t Xylan bleeding or anything? He seems perfectly fine.
    (Unless… HE HAS WATERBENDING POWERS AND CAN HEAL HIMSELF WITH WATER!!!)

    Legend of Xylan anyone?

  21. I would like to see more fighting from Maxx. There is a lot of power being used in this story by NPCs, people that, according to Remiel, are by their very natur limited in their ability to shape world around them. Don’t get me wrong, I love the story and the characters, but I think it has a bit too much emphasis on the sidekicks. Maxx is the hero, the ‘chosen one,’ and yet I have very little idea of what he can do outside of swinging a sword. As a Player Character, he is supposed to be able to change the world around him and his actions have been prophesized to lead either the salvation or destruction of this world, yet he gets the least amount of screentime of the current party of heroes.

    I’m not asking you to nerf any of the other characters, so please don’t do that. Instead, I think we need to see a lot more of the guy whose legend this comic is named after. 😉

    1. I agree. Thank you for voicing my thoughts.

      Although I’m thinking it would be weird if Maxx just suddenly started acting like a mature little Steve Rogers. So it should happen slowly. Character development!!! 😀

    2. Well, you know, all WE do in Terraria is swing a sword around, but we don’t get sidekicks… though in a mod I found (and already mentioned) called NTerraria, you can have sidekicks, though they’re stupid and buggy.

      1. Untrue. There is a vast arsenal of melee, ranged, and magical armaments available to the player, especially in 1.2. Granted, most of it is out of Maxx’s grasp since he hasn’t beaten the Wall of Flesh, yet.

        I’m not saying Maxx can’t stop with the swird-swinging, though. I just wanna see more of him.

      2. And sorry for the typos, have to use my phone to type here and my keypad skill is vastly inferior to my keyboard skill. A typo here and there is bound to get past me.

  22. Wow was not expecting that xD Hey at least Xane (or is that the other one?) got a bath. Maybe now June will be happy 😀

  23. GIGA……..WRENCH………….BRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Aquagelblast320

      comment something epic
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  24. is gud
    is rly gud
    is klifhanger
    dis coment is hard 2 red 4 sum pepl
    People actually spell/type like that.
    It’s sad.
    By the way, This is my first comment. :l

  25. How come Xylan is perfectly fine with absolutely no indication that he was stabbed no hole no blood stain

  26. Is it safe to assume that Xylan got double-double-double crossed? Or triple crossed? Double-double-double crossed is safe to assume, thank me later.

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