Comic #419

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This comic took a while to make because I had to rewrite the last three panels. At first, I just had Xane appearing between Cyril and Hannah– but then I realized that that just wasn’t Xaney enough. Hence the stabbing. Sorry Hannah.

Happy fourth of July to all my American readers!

-Jesse

 

261 thoughts on “Comic #419”

      1. Maxx

        RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AWAY FROM THE DUNGEON, WE’RE GOING TO BE SQUISHED BY GIANT RABBITS, BUNNIES, AND HARES!!!!!!!!!

      4. You Are Dreaming *~*

        No no, a: SUPER ULTRA GIGANTIC HUGE ELAFINTINE MASTER BUNNIE STORM OF ULTAMITE DOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or a SUPER ULTRA MEGA AWESOME RUN AWAY OF COWARDICE!!!!!!!
        Cyril is full of surprises. LOL !!

      6. Skylander

        @you are dreaming is the first one a reference to the first skylanders game? Because it sounds like one of Kaos’s spells

    2. Tyler Of Goblintown

      OH. OH HAIL TO THE NO HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT. SPIT GONNA BE HITTIN THE FAN NOW

    1. HappyDittoz

      THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE!
      And before anyone can steal it, “You cannot grasp the true form of Cyril’s attack!”

      5. BananaHammer

        And, before anyone could steal THAT…
        Xane took 124514127 of mortal damage!
        YOU WON!
        Cyril’s level is now 2!
        Attack went up by 0 😐
        Max HP went up by 3!
        Defense went up by 2!
        IQ went up by 4!
        Cyril learnde PK Fire Alpha!

      7. FluttershyFTW

        Banana Hammer, if you paid close attention, you have to be level 5 to learn rabbit storm. Therefore, Cyril would level up to at least 6. I forgot which comic said rabbit storm was level 5, but it was there, and it was foreshadowed.

      8. HappyDittoz

        This section has turned into an earthbound sanctuary.
        OH GOD DID I SAY SANCTUARY DEAR FLARPING ARCEUS PLZ NOOOOOO-
        Second melody activated!
        have. But I’ve got
        I am sorry.

      9. BananaHammer

        FluttershyFTW, I don’t care. MWAHAHAHAHA I’M SO EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneoneoneeleven

    1. Silmiss

      I really did have a moment where I laughed so much I did start crying. It may or may not have been for a bad reason. Still, I can see Cyril’s first curse word coming up. Literally a curse.

    1. Falcon

      Last question, since now’s a good a time as any: What exactly is Hannah’s little “hat” supposed to be? I know it’s a recolored nurse hat from in-game, but is it supposed to be something, or is it there because hatless Hannah just looked weird?

    2. aslandus

      I think that’s the unlock spell from Ni No Kuni… It also happens to be the only spell we’ve seen so far with a symbol…

  7. Some random Dryad elder

    Is cCyril wearing a blue tearstone and with his HP under 20%? Because that’s a very familiar glow.

      1. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

        They are called BWEENs when Aley performs them. Remember Jesse’s April Fools’ comic? Where he lasered Tyrone? It made a different sound. A “PWN” sound. Well, that’s what I think about lasers in general, we all have different opinions on everything.

    1. Alan900900900

      I mean, I’m not saying I hadn’t noticed, but I just created an account.

      1. squirrel_killer

        Deadpool can’t die. Xane is just good. Also Deadpool would have used an explosion by now. Xane is more like your normal psychopath.

    1. XMeteorite

      June is gonna jump in at the last second and she’s gonna kick Xanes WORD NOT FOUND

  17. Paul

    I don’t know why, but I really don’t like Xane. So much that I want Jesse to kill him in a spectacularly brutal fashion. I don’t know what it is, but I really despise Xane for whatever reason.

      2. HappyDittoz

        Are you kidding me?!?! When the Legend of Maxx video series gets to this part, I want to be the flarping VOICE of Xane! I love his character!

      4. interdimensional sburber

        whait hoooommmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeessssssssssstttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk fxzyhskhdhsdshdsd epic

      5. Shadow_Mantis

        Same. Too bad I am busy with a sort of summer program for the college I am going to next fall.

    2. Silmiss

      I can just imagine Cyril pulling the dagger out of Hannah, Casting a Paralysis spell on Xane, then just shanking and stabbing him as blood spurts onto his face and surroundings.Then Maxx walks in and makes a pun.

  20. Pythor728

    “Happy fourth of july” pfft those fireworks are too loud , I had too go sit in the car from a slight heart attack, and then got stuck in traffic for an hour 🙁

      1. Pythor728

        Yeah, some people can handle it, I get it from my mother and her mother, its a horrible condition were you can’t hear loud noises .

      2. Pythor728

        My, thats horrible , having a bowel movement after fast loud noises, I feel sorry for you:(

    1. Albzaz

      You just can’t walk through the hallways when you’ve pissed of Cyril.

      Well, you’d probably have no legs, so yeah.

  23. Master1010

    Personally I hate fireworks
    I mean what’s the point of some
    Big colorful explosions in the sky
    I like real explosions there soooooo
    EPIC!!!

  24. Master1010

    And speaking of explosions I think we’re about to have one with Cyril glowing like that

  25. AssortedShenanigans

    Hate me if you want, but I love Xane. He’s hilariously morbid. Given he’s basically stabbed both Cyril and Hannah through the midsection, so he’s a dick, but his reactions are great. He’s one of those villains you just love to hate.

      1. Pythor728

        I would say xane is a combination between kattanna and deathstroke . Kattanna with the great sword skills and deathstroke with the speed and intelligence.

    2. Chimera

      Re reminds me quite a bit of Loki too, that kind of insane + no-fricks-are-given hybrid atitude they both have is kinda hilarious xD

    3. Alan900900900

      Yeah, I can just imagine him laughing at other people’s misery regularly, and yet I can’t stop liking him.

    4. PL45M4 D3V45T4T0R

      To me, Xane is the sort of villain that people would want to be, where he’s cool and calculating, and has a great personality, but is also insanely murderous and wants you to die. Or at least wants to see an attempt of you dying.

      1. I find myself typing this entirely too often

        Personally, he looks a little like Lloyd. Just… blue… ugh…

      1. Xane, high commander

        Irl I’m exactly like Xane but a little less armed if ya know what I mean

  26. drake2009

    oh… He is so doomed lol. Cryil is doing the whole “you killed somebody i care about, prepare to be erased from the universe”

  27. Bjart Freohr

    Why does Cyril get so upset at the thought of her dying? He of all NPC’s knows she’ll just respawn in the morning.

    1. Silmiss

      Let’s say your in a universe where NPCs respawn, and your girlfriend gets shanked behind your back by the guy who locked you in prison… Then cries from laughter because of you’re facial reaction. Plus, It’ll take her forever to get back.

  33. Skeletron

    Xane, 2 people,really? I mean doesn’t it get old.
    Im a drayd too,so GET OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE OR FACE THE WRATH OF SKELETRON!OR BY DYING OF TOTAL GORY DEATH BY 10,000 EXPLOSIVES!!!!

    1. Kmonkey

      Where are you Skeletron? I mean… they are in the dungeon and they havn’t been attacked by Guardians yet sooo… Are you already dead?

  34. bwahahaha

    i cant help but notice how many commenters there are here, but when i vote (i usually vote daily) this comic, then i notice how little people care on the welfare of this amazing comic… pls vote people!

    1. .x.

      Goblins took over their town because of the Merchant…
      It won’t be safe to respawn there because they will probably attack, especially because she’d be ticked at them BEING there.

  36. Fen555

    Ohh, what is Cyril going to do? Plus, only on accident happened on my 4th, when I used those things that you pull a string and confetti pops out the other end, it shot the wrong way toward my hand. It was also facing the right way! I wonder what happened.

  37. Fiddlesticks

    Will Hannah die? (This one’s a no brainer).
    What magic will Cyril use?
    Will Xane be crushed by the POWAH of bunnies?
    Will the crew retake Maxxville?
    Will Tyrone die yet again?
    How is Hanna’s hat still on her head (It doesn’t seem attached)?
    All, some, or none of these questions will be answered in the next episode of…
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur- I mean… The Legend of Maxx!

  38. Kmonkey

    I belIeve Xane just made a REALLY BAD MOVE as the last time Cyril got depressed sad or angry in a way like that he nearly cast a fireball that may have burned down the whole forest if flower hadn’t interrupted at that time. now the fact that Cyril is glowing purple in a radiating fashion? I believe Xane may be Boned.

    Get it? Dungeon? Skeletons? Boned? Jesse already brought this joke up a couple comics ago anyway.

    Nice one Jesse! keep up the AMAZING work! 🙂

  40. Shadow_Mantis

    How is this going to turn out? IDK but we will find out tomorrow.

    Also seeing as Xane is looking like he will be a primary antagonist for this comic series. I get the feeling he will not die in the next comic. He seems too primary antagonist to die anytime soon. Though that doesn’t mean he might not suffer and I will laugh my rear end off when we get to see the look on his face when he eventually (and inevitably) gets screwed over some time down the road.

      1. Duke Fishron

        I cant see Xane dying but who knows right? I mean Ina died didint she? (PLEEEEEEEEEEASE JESSE BRING BACK INA FOR THE LOVE OF FLYING PANCAKES)

  41. Dreamboy

    I dreamed of legends of maxx last night. It was a variation of this comic. I think im insane.

    1. Shadow_Mantis

      Are you doing the same exact thing over and over again expecting a different result? If not… then no. You are not insane. You are just crazy.

      1. Blades

        I had a weird dream last night. In it, Maxx was stabbed by Xane and the comic became “The Legend Of Xane.

      3. Kmonkey

        That awkward moment where you start dreaming about a web comic…

        BLAME IT ON PUBERTY!

  45. Bolt7wug

    Has anyone noticed that Cyril is glowing purple and in skyrim that usualy ment that something was about to explode with magic and swords so i think there is a problem for xane because it is least likely that Cyril will kill him he probably will rage and kill him

  50. TheUnknownGunner

    Xane is about to get a can of whoop ass in a second, he deserves it though

      1. Duke Fishron

        In game she is almost useless and i only get her because I have too. She was also apart of my first ever terraria death back in 1.0.3. I was about to fight the EOC and was winning. He then decided to kill my nurse I then started yelling at it for killing my nurse. Then my mouse fell off my desk while i was raging at it. I attempted to pick up my mouse. While the eye impaled me and ran away. That was not only my first death. But it was also my first rage quit.

      3. Duke Fishron

        Actually I think that character was named Terraria because that was the name of the game. But at least I got to EOC before dying right?

      4. Kmonkey

        Hanny.. Haven’t heard THAT one since the Eye of Cthulhu I think? or is my memory just weird?

    1. biosaur

      I somehow find myself imagining that the flower is playing ni no kuni in cyril’s head.

      1. Spacepuffin

        Not JUST in cyril’s head; remember: the flower’s conscience is spread throughout the vast network of interlinked minds that the flower manifests.

  53. Alien man

    I can picture it now Cyril lifts xane up in the air then rips him apart the learns the art of magical niad daggers and assassinates the black cloak man (all using magic though of course)

  57. Andrew Drake

    Hannah will be *fine*, tis merely a flesh wound.

    Also, even if it kills her, she’s an NPC. She’ll just get to chill out with Remiel for a night, then pop back in the morning.

    1. Kmonkey

      Even if she is missing all her limbs it remains as “Merely a flesh wound”
      I’m just surprised at how much the NPCs bleed. I mean really, when my NPCs get attacked by goblins they just kinda hop around not ever getting fatally stabbed.
      Now that I think of it who is Xane? is he a NPC or a player character? and I’m thinking that the hooded man is actually the old man and he will turn into Skeletron when the battle begins. BTW why are there no Dungeon Guardians?

  58. bluebeard the shiny

    I got dis odd feeling dat xane be jes bout ta get owned.
    or the other way around.

  59. Jerry

    Hannah’s dead… She’ll probably respawn, but… Hanna corpse + Maxx learning necromancy = ???

  60. TankHunter678

    I wonder if cyril will learn bunnygeddon and just nuke the hell out of the dungeon in an effort to kill Xane.

      2. Duke Fishron

        How in the heck is Cyril gonna kill Xane. I mean Xane dodged Aley’s BWEEEN while fighting Maxx and hannah.Then still managed to avoid the bunny/rabbit storm.

  66. Blades

    My avatar looks like an upside-down headless robot. Weird.
    Also, when will June come in and kick butt?

      4. Kmonkey

        Either that or your all Imposters and the real Skeletron/old man is the hooded guy teamed up with the Naiad. I need to rest my head after all this Skeletron…

  70. Squideer

    Mark my words, At some point Cyrils going to figure out how to momentarily freeze time, So Xane won’t be able to dodge so effectively. (Honestly that’s the only way anyone will ever hit him)

  71. Adam

    Somewhere IM Expecting Cyril To Use A Fairy Tail TV Show Spell. I Doubt It And Expect It Lol.

    1. Levi1208

      Cyril will explode or whatever (XANE PLS DIE.)? And he also turned pale… maybe there’s a magical rope between them…

      1. just a guy-_-

        RELOGIC!NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT LOGIC!EVERYONE ONLY LOVES RELOGIC!BECAUSE RELOGIC IS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

  76. Duke Fishron

    Hey guys imma change my picture to Duke Fishron. Next to you see me I will be a new person!

  77. Le noob

    dat moment,in rpg the healer of the team died… well s&%t. you screwed up cyril/xane

  78. Skeletron

    To the Person Impersonating me whos about to comment…. STAWP or you shall become the old man! -Sincerly The REAL Skeletron

    1. Kmonkey

      Even though I completely agree with you D3monic Unicorn, you gotta admit that cookieepic is right 😛

      2. Fashionable Duck

        It’s actually a bit pointless to stop because there are already enough 2nd graders playing Console Minecraft and Call of Duty.

      3. Flaskle

        I’m 10, CoD is a fun game, but my parents are sane. They would never let me get an M-Rated Game, (besides TF2, but that’s a little different), and totally think that parents who let their 2nd Graders play M-Rated video games, that’s just not cool. I have a friend who is 8 and play CoD. I also just play it sometimes when I rarely go to my friends house. We play Zombies.

      4. D3monic Unicorn

        Again, can’t argue that either. It’s a thing of morals though. Additionally, I may be wrong, but I’m going to assume this comic has a larger percentage of younger viewers than CoD. As for minecraft, I haven’t the foggiest idea. I only play local games or with friends. Are the minecraftservers really that bad? I wouldn’t have expected that.

      5. D3monic Unicorn

        I agree with you entirely, flaskle. I don’t see why some parents let their kids play M-rated games so young. My first was Halo and when I started high school, and that was after much begging and pleading.

  81. Fashionable Duck

    There are now 3 problems, the village being sold by the greedy merchant, the “outcast buddies” trying to escape their cell and now Hannah is probably dead.

      1. Kmonkey

        Look man, he can fire a enormous laser out of his “mouth?” If he can’t secretly teleport too I’m gonna be disappointed.

  82. Duke Fishron

    First thing I thought when I saw this comic was omg Hannah is dead. Has anyone ever been so far even as decided to use even go want to look more like!

  83. You Are Dreaming *~*

    I think he’ll kill Xane with SUPER BUNNY STORM OF ULTAMITE DOOOM!!!!!!!

      1. Wall Of Flesh

        HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME THAT CHEEK!!! FOR THET I WILL KILL MAXX WHEN I FIND HIM- Or when he finds me. *~*

      3. Kmonkey

        Dude you can only go left and right in the underworld. I’m on the surface how are you gonna even get near me or Maxx? Be patient Waffle of Lesh… Be patient.

      2. Pythor728

        Your both the same person, because how you both have the same pic and how wall of flesh put that face from you are dreaming’s name in one of his comments. Now please stop

  97. squirrel_killer

    I feel like Xane is going to fight Cyril, epic battle and such, Maxx is going to pop up and almost beat him, then Rose will wrap it all up.

  99. Lavenda_the_Silent

    omg when i saw this i had to stare at it for 5 minutes till i was like “oh no! Xane killed Hannah!” when i saw the next one i thought ” WHHAAATT Xane didn’t get pwned!!!

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