This comic took a while to make because I had to rewrite the last three panels. At first, I just had Xane appearing between Cyril and Hannah– but then I realized that that just wasn’t Xaney enough. Hence the stabbing. Sorry Hannah.
Happy fourth of July to all my American readers!
-Jesse
OH NO!!!
a super giant bunny storm its coming
RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN AWAY FROM THE DUNGEON, WE’RE GOING TO BE SQUISHED BY GIANT RABBITS, BUNNIES, AND HARES!!!!!!!!!
Or a knife storm, thunder storm , ect
Storm storm, etc storm.
No no, a: SUPER ULTRA GIGANTIC HUGE ELAFINTINE MASTER BUNNIE STORM OF ULTAMITE DOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or a SUPER ULTRA MEGA AWESOME RUN AWAY OF COWARDICE!!!!!!!
Cyril is full of surprises. LOL !!
Or maybe he’ll just close the door in Xane’s head.
@you are dreaming is the first one a reference to the first skylanders game? Because it sounds like one of Kaos’s spells
The spell is actually from a game called “Ni No Kuni”. The spell is called “Spring lock”.
BUNNY POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OH. OH HAIL TO THE NO HE DID NOT JUST DO THAT. SPIT GONNA BE HITTIN THE FAN NOW
YES NI NO KUNI REFERENCE
MOTHER OF CHRIST I LOVE THAT GAME
Cyril tried PK Bunny Omega!
THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE!
And before anyone can steal it, “You cannot grasp the true form of Cyril’s attack!”
“You cannot grasp the true form of Cyril’s attack!”
Xane, Xane, Xane, Xane, Xane, Xane, Xane, Xane, Xane, Xane, Xane, Xane…
Well you know, Jesse hasn’t killed hannah before sooooo…
That would be 24 Xane’s. You only had 12. Spankety spankety spankety!
And, before anyone could steal THAT…
Xane took 124514127 of mortal damage!
YOU WON!
Cyril’s level is now 2!
Attack went up by 0 😐
Max HP went up by 3!
Defense went up by 2!
IQ went up by 4!
Cyril learnde PK Fire Alpha!
*learned
Banana Hammer, if you paid close attention, you have to be level 5 to learn rabbit storm. Therefore, Cyril would level up to at least 6. I forgot which comic said rabbit storm was level 5, but it was there, and it was foreshadowed.
This section has turned into an earthbound sanctuary.
OH GOD DID I SAY SANCTUARY DEAR FLARPING ARCEUS PLZ NOOOOOO-
Second melody activated!
have. But I’ve got
I am sorry.
FluttershyFTW, I don’t care. MWAHAHAHAHA I’M SO EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneoneoneeleven
Xane, be Giygas— No, please no. Cyril you MUST WIN
I click on comments and poof 2 new ones appear >:L
I really did have a moment where I laughed so much I did start crying. It may or may not have been for a bad reason. Still, I can see Cyril’s first curse word coming up. Literally a curse.
Haha lol
Sorry dude.
REKT
Lyouke, I get that reference
But can you fix it?
No he can’t
I’ve always been wondering, Bob, are you even qualified as a builder?
Also, is the unlocking spell glyph a reference to something?
Last question, since now’s a good a time as any: What exactly is Hannah’s little “hat” supposed to be? I know it’s a recolored nurse hat from in-game, but is it supposed to be something, or is it there because hatless Hannah just looked weird?
I think it’s supposed to be a helmet, since she’s wearing armor now.
or a communist beret
I think that’s the unlock spell from Ni No Kuni… It also happens to be the only spell we’ve seen so far with a symbol…
Isn’t that the unlock symbol from Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch?
Pretty sure it is.
Yep.
Is cCyril wearing a blue tearstone and with his HP under 20%? Because that’s a very familiar glow.
I have no idea what you guys r saying. Yay
Oh hey, Ni No Kuni magic… I wonder how many people got that
Why am I not surprised at all by Hannah’s (sort of) death? and why does Cyril look like he’s going to channel a magical energy beam?
Because he is.
Pshhh! They are called BWEENs, not “magical energy beams”
They are called BWEENs when Aley performs them. Remember Jesse’s April Fools’ comic? Where he lasered Tyrone? It made a different sound. A “PWN” sound. Well, that’s what I think about lasers in general, we all have different opinions on everything.
EVERYONE TO THE BUNKERS!!!
Xane, you will be pwned, and you don’t even realize it
Yeah I realise what I’ve done now
teh fireworks are coming up
Oh my god, Xane sure is psycho.
I mean, look at his face.
I mean, I’m not saying I hadn’t noticed, but I just created an account.
xane is like deadpool
Deadpool can’t die. Xane is just good. Also Deadpool would have used an explosion by now. Xane is more like your normal psychopath.
Yandere mode activated.
w8… why does that symbol look like a hammer and sickle???
It’s supposed to be a key being cut in half.
It’s from Ni No Kuni.
I don’t know what kind of hammers you use but my certainly aren’t sticks.
Buals.
June is gonna jump in at the last second and she’s gonna kick Xanes WORD NOT FOUND
Butt?
Yeah, that word.
I don’t know why, but I really don’t like Xane. So much that I want Jesse to kill him in a spectacularly brutal fashion. I don’t know what it is, but I really despise Xane for whatever reason.
Maybe because he is an asshole?
Well, hes like June, but the charm is gone…
Are you kidding me?!?! When the Legend of Maxx video series gets to this part, I want to be the flarping VOICE of Xane! I love his character!
Yay a fan thank u so much
whait hoooommmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeessssssssssstttttttttttttttuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk fxzyhskhdhsdshdsd epic
Same. Too bad I am busy with a sort of summer program for the college I am going to next fall.
I can just imagine Cyril pulling the dagger out of Hannah, Casting a Paralysis spell on Xane, then just shanking and stabbing him as blood spurts onto his face and surroundings.Then Maxx walks in and makes a pun.
Cyril should drop a bunny on him
Xane, June, Maxx and Cyril are the best characters in THE WHOLE COMIC
Why thank u
Like a bomb about to blow
and for Hannah worst 4th of July EVER!!!
Stuff’s ’bout to go down!!
btw, LOVE Xane’s face tenth panel XD
“Happy fourth of july” pfft those fireworks are too loud , I had too go sit in the car from a slight heart attack, and then got stuck in traffic for an hour 🙁
OMG! I love fireworks! I’m upset I didn’t get to see any though 🙁 sorry you had a crappy time
Yeah, some people can handle it, I get it from my mother and her mother, its a horrible condition were you can’t hear loud noises .
My, thats horrible , having a bowel movement after fast loud noises, I feel sorry for you:(
Personally, the loud boom is part of the appeal of fireworks to me
You just CAN’T walk through the hallways when Xane is around.
You just can’t walk through the hallways when you’ve pissed of Cyril.
Well, you’d probably have no legs, so yeah.
Piss off the one person who can actually hit you? What a shrewd tactical plan that will surely work out well…
Personally I hate fireworks
I mean what’s the point of some
Big colorful explosions in the sky
I like real explosions there soooooo
EPIC!!!
But the blue ones!
Quite frankly though, most people don’t have hand grenades to chuck in their back yard. I know I don’t.
I do
I do too
May I have some ones with demonic explosions?
And speaking of explosions I think we’re about to have one with Cyril glowing like that
Hate me if you want, but I love Xane. He’s hilariously morbid. Given he’s basically stabbed both Cyril and Hannah through the midsection, so he’s a dick, but his reactions are great. He’s one of those villains you just love to hate.
I couldn’t agree more. You always have that one villain you can’t help but love. Mine (other than Xane) would have to be Deathstroke
I would say xane is a combination between kattanna and deathstroke . Kattanna with the great sword skills and deathstroke with the speed and intelligence.
To be fair, deathstroke’s pretty good with a sword too. And who’s Kattanna? A google search turned up nothing
Oh she’s a member of the league of assassins, from the DC universe
Re reminds me quite a bit of Loki too, that kind of insane + no-fricks-are-given hybrid atitude they both have is kinda hilarious xD
Yeah, I can just imagine him laughing at other people’s misery regularly, and yet I can’t stop liking him.
To me, Xane is the sort of villain that people would want to be, where he’s cool and calculating, and has a great personality, but is also insanely murderous and wants you to die. Or at least wants to see an attempt of you dying.
Personally, he looks a little like Lloyd. Just… blue… ugh…
Yay fans
Irl I’m exactly like Xane but a little less armed if ya know what I mean
Frikin’ cosplayers.
oh… He is so doomed lol. Cryil is doing the whole “you killed somebody i care about, prepare to be erased from the universe”
Cryril was my pun. umg ur so unorigional!
(and yes I know its a misspell)
Why does Cyril get so upset at the thought of her dying? He of all NPC’s knows she’ll just respawn in the morning.
Let’s say your in a universe where NPCs respawn, and your girlfriend gets shanked behind your back by the guy who locked you in prison… Then cries from laughter because of you’re facial reaction. Plus, It’ll take her forever to get back.
1 Day Is Forever?
Wow. You just Alan Moored her!
So that’s twice cyril has lost a love interest within a year..
Oh, I love Xane. NO, I hate him… I love to hate him!
I’m dead aren’t I?
Hells yeah.
Purdy much, yeah.
your wasting your time asking it’s so obvious.
Why, if it isn’t Mister Sand Shark Hands!
I can imagine Xane with Rigby from Regular Show’s voice in the episode Death Bear.
Same spell… http://ninokuni.wikia.com/wiki/Spring_Lock
Xane, 2 people,really? I mean doesn’t it get old.
Im a drayd too,so GET OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE OR FACE THE WRATH OF SKELETRON!OR BY DYING OF TOTAL GORY DEATH BY 10,000 EXPLOSIVES!!!!
Where are you Skeletron? I mean… they are in the dungeon and they havn’t been attacked by Guardians yet sooo… Are you already dead?
IM right here, IMPOSTER!
Whos the imposter now?
I know it’s you, Pythor728.
i cant help but notice how many commenters there are here, but when i vote (i usually vote daily) this comic, then i notice how little people care on the welfare of this amazing comic… pls vote people!
Hannah is the Nurse NPC. Since she’s an NPC she respawns.
Goblins took over their town because of the Merchant…
It won’t be safe to respawn there because they will probably attack, especially because she’d be ticked at them BEING there.
Ohh, what is Cyril going to do? Plus, only on accident happened on my 4th, when I used those things that you pull a string and confetti pops out the other end, it shot the wrong way toward my hand. It was also facing the right way! I wonder what happened.
Will Hannah die? (This one’s a no brainer).
What magic will Cyril use?
Will Xane be crushed by the POWAH of bunnies?
Will the crew retake Maxxville?
Will Tyrone die yet again?
How is Hanna’s hat still on her head (It doesn’t seem attached)?
All, some, or none of these questions will be answered in the next episode of…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Tur- I mean… The Legend of Maxx!
and if maxx dies, The Legend of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
No
Epic explosion magic
You wish
A sarcastic yes
Duh
… That’s irrelevant
I belIeve Xane just made a REALLY BAD MOVE as the last time Cyril got depressed sad or angry in a way like that he nearly cast a fireball that may have burned down the whole forest if flower hadn’t interrupted at that time. now the fact that Cyril is glowing purple in a radiating fashion? I believe Xane may be Boned.
Get it? Dungeon? Skeletons? Boned? Jesse already brought this joke up a couple comics ago anyway.
Nice one Jesse! keep up the AMAZING work! 🙂
Quick Cyril! Use Your Ultimate Form! Bunny…. SUIT!!!
How is this going to turn out? IDK but we will find out tomorrow.
Also seeing as Xane is looking like he will be a primary antagonist for this comic series. I get the feeling he will not die in the next comic. He seems too primary antagonist to die anytime soon. Though that doesn’t mean he might not suffer and I will laugh my rear end off when we get to see the look on his face when he eventually (and inevitably) gets screwed over some time down the road.
Monday*
I cant see Xane dying but who knows right? I mean Ina died didint she? (PLEEEEEEEEEEASE JESSE BRING BACK INA FOR THE LOVE OF FLYING PANCAKES)
I dreamed of legends of maxx last night. It was a variation of this comic. I think im insane.
Are you doing the same exact thing over and over again expecting a different result? If not… then no. You are not insane. You are just crazy.
I had a weird dream last night. In it, Maxx was stabbed by Xane and the comic became “The Legend Of Xane.
A while ago i had a dream that Ina came back to haunt Cyril….
That awkward moment where you start dreaming about a web comic…
BLAME IT ON PUBERTY!
Well, xane will regret it. I don’t see maxx getting a Murmansk at this rate
Murmassa… Darn autocorrect
I think its “Muramasa”
hey jesse, are u going to update the LOM logo anytime soon? just wondering.
It’ll probably update once they get the muramasa, which shouldn’t take all that long seeing as it’s in the dungeon
Has anyone noticed that Cyril is glowing purple and in skyrim that usualy ment that something was about to explode with magic and swords so i think there is a problem for xane because it is least likely that Cyril will kill him he probably will rage and kill him
Cyril=/=Giygas
Evidently Xane is able to comprehend his attacks
Gotta be kidding me,that was supposed to be a reply
Even if I didn’t like Xane at the beggining, I have to admit… this comic page was hilarious.
Oh…snap…Xane is so dead…maybe 🙁 Poor Hannah
Xane is about to get a can of whoop ass in a second, he deserves it though
Yes he does.
I do believe I deserve that
Not that we would want that to happen Xane FTW!
Yay Hannah is dead. (least favorite NPC)
Hanny is my favorite you bastard ;-;
In game she is almost useless and i only get her because I have too. She was also apart of my first ever terraria death back in 1.0.3. I was about to fight the EOC and was winning. He then decided to kill my nurse I then started yelling at it for killing my nurse. Then my mouse fell off my desk while i was raging at it. I attempted to pick up my mouse. While the eye impaled me and ran away. That was not only my first death. But it was also my first rage quit.
That’s Sad. Duke fishron Can’t Kill The Eye Of Cthulu.
Actually I think that character was named Terraria because that was the name of the game. But at least I got to EOC before dying right?
Hanny.. Haven’t heard THAT one since the Eye of Cthulhu I think? or is my memory just weird?
I really like that ni no kuni reference yays
I somehow find myself imagining that the flower is playing ni no kuni in cyril’s head.
Not JUST in cyril’s head; remember: the flower’s conscience is spread throughout the vast network of interlinked minds that the flower manifests.
watch out, xane. cyril’s gonna steal pieces of your heart.
I can picture it now Cyril lifts xane up in the air then rips him apart the learns the art of magical niad daggers and assassinates the black cloak man (all using magic though of course)
that would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well crap.
Idea! Cyril Unleashes Skeletron.
Hannah will be *fine*, tis merely a flesh wound.
Also, even if it kills her, she’s an NPC. She’ll just get to chill out with Remiel for a night, then pop back in the morning.
Even if she is missing all her limbs it remains as “Merely a flesh wound”
I’m just surprised at how much the NPCs bleed. I mean really, when my NPCs get attacked by goblins they just kinda hop around not ever getting fatally stabbed.
Now that I think of it who is Xane? is he a NPC or a player character? and I’m thinking that the hooded man is actually the old man and he will turn into Skeletron when the battle begins. BTW why are there no Dungeon Guardians?
I got dis odd feeling dat xane be jes bout ta get owned.
or the other way around.
Hannah’s dead… She’ll probably respawn, but… Hanna corpse + Maxx learning necromancy = ???
I wonder if cyril will learn bunnygeddon and just nuke the hell out of the dungeon in an effort to kill Xane.
kamehameha anyone?
Why you no Tailed Beat Bomb.
Oh damn xane’s gonna get it now xD
“Xaney”…
…”Zany”…
…I see what you did there.
Oh My Glob
Xane is not insane, but fasionably eccentric.
To be honest, Xane is inXANE
Oh ho… the pun.
How in the heck is Cyril gonna kill Xane. I mean Xane dodged Aley’s BWEEEN while fighting Maxx and hannah.Then still managed to avoid the bunny/rabbit storm.
I wonder if he can dodge telekinesis ripping his head off?
My avatar looks like an upside-down headless robot. Weird.
Also, when will June come in and kick butt?
Ohhhh, snap.
MURDER HIM, CYRIL!
If I wr cyril ther wood bee nodin left ov xane
Oh, and Kmonkey, they kicked me out and the dungeon guardians. dont ask how.
IMPOSTER!!!
But I thought I owned the dungeon? *sobs slightly*
Too. Much. Skeletron!
CAN NOT COMPUTE
Either that or your all Imposters and the real Skeletron/old man is the hooded guy teamed up with the Naiad. I need to rest my head after all this Skeletron…
Mark my words, At some point Cyrils going to figure out how to momentarily freeze time, So Xane won’t be able to dodge so effectively. (Honestly that’s the only way anyone will ever hit him)
Somewhere IM Expecting Cyril To Use A Fairy Tail TV Show Spell. I Doubt It And Expect It Lol.
Cliffhanger for monday incoming!
In the last two panels Xane looks like a real psycho.
Also, Hannah looks scary.
Cyril will explode or whatever (XANE PLS DIE.)? And he also turned pale… maybe there’s a magical rope between them…
can it even bunny storm in the dungeon, given theres a roof and all?
You say that as if there’s any logic to the Bunny Storm in the first place…
RELOGIC!NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT LOGIC!EVERYONE ONLY LOVES RELOGIC!BECAUSE RELOGIC IS JUST PLAIN FUNNY
I wanna see Maxx turn evil and team up with Xane.
Hey guys imma change my picture to Duke Fishron. Next to you see me I will be a new person!
Or not my email is already registered.
i know that feel
Make a dummy email account. I do that all the time for spare profiles and the such
Besides that, does it even matter? I’ve seen several people change their picture before.
Meh i like my current picture.
dat moment,in rpg the healer of the team died… well s&%t. you screwed up cyril/xane
To the Person Impersonating me whos about to comment…. STAWP or you shall become the old man! -Sincerly The REAL Skeletron
Ohh , your that skeletron, hey I live three dungeons over
Hmmm, well hey, I live just above hell, so yeah, thanks for the dead
Oh, yeah, your welcome I very frequently kill people, do you like the souls I give you?
Cookieepic is cookie quote from cave story yay
Please stop with the F-bomb. Need I remind you that children do read these comics. Not only is it uncalled for, it’s inconsiderate.
Even though I completely agree with you D3monic Unicorn, you gotta admit that cookieepic is right 😛
Can’t argue that
It’s actually a bit pointless to stop because there are already enough 2nd graders playing Console Minecraft and Call of Duty.
I’m 10, CoD is a fun game, but my parents are sane. They would never let me get an M-Rated Game, (besides TF2, but that’s a little different), and totally think that parents who let their 2nd Graders play M-Rated video games, that’s just not cool. I have a friend who is 8 and play CoD. I also just play it sometimes when I rarely go to my friends house. We play Zombies.
Again, can’t argue that either. It’s a thing of morals though. Additionally, I may be wrong, but I’m going to assume this comic has a larger percentage of younger viewers than CoD. As for minecraft, I haven’t the foggiest idea. I only play local games or with friends. Are the minecraftservers really that bad? I wouldn’t have expected that.
I agree with you entirely, flaskle. I don’t see why some parents let their kids play M-rated games so young. My first was Halo and when I started high school, and that was after much begging and pleading.
There are now 3 problems, the village being sold by the greedy merchant, the “outcast buddies” trying to escape their cell and now Hannah is probably dead.
Wait how did Aley even get to the jungle so fast?!
Look man, he can fire a enormous laser out of his “mouth?” If he can’t secretly teleport too I’m gonna be disappointed.
First thing I thought when I saw this comic was omg Hannah is dead. Has anyone ever been so far even as decided to use even go want to look more like!
I think he’ll kill Xane with SUPER BUNNY STORM OF ULTAMITE DOOOM!!!!!!!
#nomoremrniceguide
Fail -_- let’s try again: #nomoremrniceguide
Xane’s eyes in panels 10 & 11 are hilarious.
Do we finally see hannah in heaven?
or does she heal herself?
Lol Xane is dead
Who agrees?
I agree
I AM THE WALL OF FLESH
Look guys! It’s the Waffle of Lesh
HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME THAT CHEEK!!! FOR THET I WILL KILL MAXX WHEN I FIND HIM- Or when he finds me. *~*
Hmm, another dead chosen one as one of my minions?
Dude you can only go left and right in the underworld. I’m on the surface how are you gonna even get near me or Maxx? Be patient Waffle of Lesh… Be patient.
HEY FLESH WALL! HOWS IT GOING IN THE UNDERWORLD?! HAHA!
Haha funny.
When is Jesse gonna post comic 420?
Today , some time
Omfg its the wall of flesh. He stole my profile pic too.
I DIDNT YOU DID BIOTCH
Of course you didn’t, you’re the same guy -_-
Your both the same person, because how you both have the same pic and how wall of flesh put that face from you are dreaming’s name in one of his comments. Now please stop
*gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! well its time for super bunny storm of death
I feel like Xane is going to fight Cyril, epic battle and such, Maxx is going to pop up and almost beat him, then Rose will wrap it all up.
And then watch as Cyril’s mana runs out.
omg when i saw this i had to stare at it for 5 minutes till i was like “oh no! Xane killed Hannah!” when i saw the next one i thought ” WHHAAATT Xane didn’t get pwned!!!
Patience is key.
😀 CYRIL CAN MAKE QUESTION MARKS WITH LINES THROUGH THEM 😀
Nino Kuni FTW
I want to say something, but Jesse doesn’t like expletives >:(
Aw great. Any way… Aku Zoku Zan… Swift death to evil!
96 comments here, 5 comments comic 1!!!
Um..is it just me or is that spell symbol Cyril used is a vague reference to Ni No Kuni?
You said american readers. Im Finnish