Author name: Jesse

“Private, if you don’t know which end of the sword goes where, you haven’t been paying attention!” I hope that […]

Well, that potion lasted just long enough for Cyril to get into serious trouble. That’s what you get for being

June is starting to become quite terrifying. I like her! Sorry ’bout yesterday, folks. I’d bore you with some excuse

Hannah’s used to being hit on, but never quite in that way. Something tells me that Cyril is going to

Uh oh. -Jesse

Apparently Cyril is very good at discerning ingredients! I guess it’s included in his tool belt of Guide powers. That’s

I was originally going to have Aley be all happy about being able to conjure chocolate syrup, but then I

Sorry about Sunday folks, twas a busy weekend full of excursions to interesting places and going-to-see-Wreck-It-Ralphs. Which was really good,

The Dirt Rod seems to have become slightly more awesome here compared to its Terraria version! Fun fact: the hand