Oh, Cyril. The harder you fail, the harder everyone laughs. Or at least I do. I guess that makes me a terrible person.

Errrrrmmm yeah that’s pretty much it. Happy post-apocalypse, everyone! Our continued existence is a pretty great thing. Now’s the time to place your bets on what the next date for our universal demise will be! Year 3000 goes without saying, but I’d be willing to bet that there will be at least a few more between now and then.

Hope everyone had a good weekend!

-Jesse